-Adds a little spice to the porkies. When they explode, glass will fly out and harm them while blinding thenm with rainbows. THE RAINBOW GLASS EXPLODING PIG ATTACK!!!-
Ok others have emphasized this already, but this has got to be the MOST badass MOST hilarious MOST awesome plan I have EVER heard in my ENTIRE life!
Heh, thanks for the memories. Wow this post had over 35 winner ratings. It was too bad this was completely ignored when it came to story progression. The war would have been over six months earlier with countless lives saved if only someone would have listened to our great ideas. Yeah this could probably be locked now.