A Statement from the Kellhof Estate
Aelfric Hrothulf Harhold. Holy Reverend. Master of the Order of the Guiding Eye. Uncle. Grandfather. A pious, diligent, tea-loving octogenarian.
You may know this man. A kind, elderly man without a pinch of malice in him. He enjoys to watch the sunrise in his room every morning before breakfast. He taught my children how to read. He spends his piece of the Harhold fortune on nothing but charity, not saving a copper for his own vanity. He follows every whim of the Spirit's Will, even if it at his inconvenience. A man who once refused to join a feast because he felt his conscience weighing him down for enjoying the finer things in life when there are so many unfortunate souls in the Empire. A man who, even in his old, decrepit state, finds the time and energy to join his grandchildren for walks through the park.
I write this because I've come to find my uncle did not return home from his service in the city. There appears to be malicious men, or more accurately, women in the heart of our Empire who have led my dear uncle astray into the night. They appear to have left a note. They appear to have a threat, even. They have captured an eighty-one year old man with bad knees and an ailing back to further their political agenda. Good people of Regalia, if you are crippled, sick, young, elderly, blind or somehow all of this, you are in grave danger of being captured by these highly dangerous individuals.
Now, for the main event. I am only human, so I am offering a message to you lowlifes of Regalia who make the lives of good, decent folk so difficult. You conspirators, blackbaggers, thieves, extortionists and hired killers. Tommorow I shall be having breakfast with my Uncle again, his mind, soul and body shall be unharmed. If I do not find him at the breakfast table in the morning I will find every last one of you who had a part to play in this. The look-out will watch as every kidnapper is individually brutalized by two-hundred and ten teeth, fifty sharp claws, and five vicious jaws. The look-out will scream in terror as he leaves his punishment with a missing eye, to be replaced with the red hot branding of the Unionist's Eye on his forehead so the Spirit can make sure to guide them away from making such mistakes again. The leader. Well, the leader will be a personal matter. Though make no mistake, I am no coward, I will put myself through the gruesome act required to punish you.
Happy Haeksendag, Regalians, though it may not be the last for some of you, I could easily make you wish it was.
Aelfric Hrothulf Harhold. Holy Reverend. Master of the Order of the Guiding Eye. Uncle. Grandfather. A pious, diligent, tea-loving octogenarian.
You may know this man. A kind, elderly man without a pinch of malice in him. He enjoys to watch the sunrise in his room every morning before breakfast. He taught my children how to read. He spends his piece of the Harhold fortune on nothing but charity, not saving a copper for his own vanity. He follows every whim of the Spirit's Will, even if it at his inconvenience. A man who once refused to join a feast because he felt his conscience weighing him down for enjoying the finer things in life when there are so many unfortunate souls in the Empire. A man who, even in his old, decrepit state, finds the time and energy to join his grandchildren for walks through the park.
I write this because I've come to find my uncle did not return home from his service in the city. There appears to be malicious men, or more accurately, women in the heart of our Empire who have led my dear uncle astray into the night. They appear to have left a note. They appear to have a threat, even. They have captured an eighty-one year old man with bad knees and an ailing back to further their political agenda. Good people of Regalia, if you are crippled, sick, young, elderly, blind or somehow all of this, you are in grave danger of being captured by these highly dangerous individuals.
Now, for the main event. I am only human, so I am offering a message to you lowlifes of Regalia who make the lives of good, decent folk so difficult. You conspirators, blackbaggers, thieves, extortionists and hired killers. Tommorow I shall be having breakfast with my Uncle again, his mind, soul and body shall be unharmed. If I do not find him at the breakfast table in the morning I will find every last one of you who had a part to play in this. The look-out will watch as every kidnapper is individually brutalized by two-hundred and ten teeth, fifty sharp claws, and five vicious jaws. The look-out will scream in terror as he leaves his punishment with a missing eye, to be replaced with the red hot branding of the Unionist's Eye on his forehead so the Spirit can make sure to guide them away from making such mistakes again. The leader. Well, the leader will be a personal matter. Though make no mistake, I am no coward, I will put myself through the gruesome act required to punish you.
Happy Haeksendag, Regalians, though it may not be the last for some of you, I could easily make you wish it was.
Carrying the Spirit's Mercy and Wrath,
His Excellency, Duke Hengest I,
Duke of Vlissinghelm,
First King of Mull,
Rightful Revain of Zuiderpoort and Dragenthal,
And beloved nephew of His Holiness, Aelfric Harhold.
His Excellency, Duke Hengest I,
Duke of Vlissinghelm,
First King of Mull,
Rightful Revain of Zuiderpoort and Dragenthal,
And beloved nephew of His Holiness, Aelfric Harhold.