The Fated Hearts Present: Autumn Affections

[JinxNotJinxed]

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The Fated Hearts
A Matchmaking Company
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Madame Zhao and the Fated Hearts would like to proudly announce the official start of Autumn Affections, a series of week-long votes to determine who the most eligible, sought after faces in Regalia are!

Starting us off is the Most Eligible Bachelor poll! Cast your votes now to see who the hunkiest man in town is.

The winners will receive one year of FREE, UNLIMITED Fated Hearts services.

Click Here to Vote Now!
(Emails NOT collected. More than 1 response IS allowed.)​

 

[JinxNotJinxed]

A set of hastily written replies were tagged onto the bottom of all of the fliers.

ERWIN BRAUNCHWEGER IS HEREBY BARRED FROM WINNING.

 

[Gwyndo]

Tired of the same old Ailor?
Tired of lonely nights and being out of luck with the opposite sex?
Tired of the over-pious and under-attractive?

Spoiler: Oh hello!

I'm Vharse Dra'lonais, owner, operator and founder of "Kathar are really hot co."
And I'm here to tell you, you don't have to be stuck with what ya' got.

Here at 'Kathar are really hot co.' we understand that 'ugliness' and 'not being Kathar' are genetic disorders, much like baldness, or worshipping the Exist. It's only your fault if you don't hate yourself enough to do something about it.

And that's where we (I) come in!

Not only can you get the opportunity to vote for, date, make love to, and potentially hold hands with me - Vharse Dra'lonais - but with the use of on-site Dread Rebirthing, we can turn even plain old Finullen into Fineullen (Kathar).

Of course you'll still be you in a spiritual sense, just think of it as a thinner, greyer, more attractive, better you than you could ever hope to achieve otherwise!

Anyways uh- Vote for me, Vharse Dra'lonais.

 

[JinxNotJinxed]

It is our most joyous duty to present Quentin Lockwood as Regalia's most eligible bachelor! Mr. Lockwood, please reach out to the Fated Hearts at any time, as you will receive free services for the next YEAR! (@Grimmsome )

Please click HERE to vote for Regalia's most eligible bachelorette! Polls will close in one week.

 

[Gwyndo]

"Oh well, I still have a shot of winning the Bachelorette one, right?"

Vharse looked over to Kinteh and Helloc, repeating: "Right??"

 

[JinxNotJinxed]

"Oh well, I still have a shot of winning the Bachelorette one, right?"

Vharse looked over to Kinteh and Helloc, repeating: "Right??"

Click to shrink...

"You're the prettiest girl in Crookback, boss." Commented a certain freakish abyssal.

 

[JinxNotJinxed]

It is our most joyous duty to present Judy Hale as Regalia's most eligible bachelorette! Miss Hale, please reach out to the Fated Hearts at any time, as you will receive free services for the next YEAR! (@Erzly )

Please click HERE to vote for Regalia's most eligible bachelorx! Polls will close in one week.