The South-Anglian Shuffle Hosted by the Enigman Republic To all daring folk wanting to test their constitution, the Enigman Republic is hosting a social drinking game. May all folk come to test their endurance in this game of skill, luck, and alcohol. Bring a friend and join in! When: Saturday, November 10th at 3PM Eastern/7PM GMT Where: The Tarnished Kettle Tavern & Inn in the Enigman Republic Who: All those of age are invited, except those declared as enemies to the Republic What: The South-Anglian Shuffle--a drinking game where the rules are based on the card drawn And: Participants unable to travel after the evening's festivities are welcome to stay the night at the Inn. OOC Note: The rules/guide for how to play South-Anglian Shuffle can be found [Here] Doesn't this sound fun?! :D We'll go over the rules again when we start. @CS_Birb @CnocBride @jono_98 @seoulmate @mochalattes
Though there might have been some alcohol-induced vomiting, the guests were most surprised by the discovery of the body of a would-be raider that another guest, William, had slain before any of the party-goers came to be in danger. In fact, it was even more of a surprise that the brother-in-law to the Chancellor happened to be such a light weight with an inability to hold any more than a few mugs of the home brewed drink. The participants concluded, after losing count multiple times of whose turn it was, that the game was definitely one to repeat again in the future....
Did we not just gain more points than you in that event? Sure, Enigma gained 3 points, but they gained nothing by my death other than a good laugh. You gained nothing, we gained a point in our follow-up raid on them. How's that for an achievement. Talk when you actually achieve something other than trying to keep your dying faction alive.
-from killing an unarmed, likely unarmoured player. Sure, I've done the same. Plenty of times. Difference is I don't brag about killing civilians. A single battle point is trivial, at the end of the day. But having people respect you as a player? Having people thank you for defending their event and resting easy knowing that they can play without being bullied because of your actions- that's the achievement. I've got a long road to go on reaching that achievement, but you? You haven't even turned up to the race mate And sure- you're a big strong mineman who doesn't need any of that nonsense. Maybe you'll appreciate it more when your faction dies, as all eventually do, and you find yourself alone. 'cause after all, Payback's a bitch and her stripper name is Karma. If you're tying equal with a dying faction, what does that make you?
You see, you and I play for different reasons. I created Parallax to have fun. This is my last rodeo in the server, so when I play, it's doing stuff I enjoy doing, not stressing about who respects me. I've got nothing to lose! Maybe you have fun stressing about who respects you in this block game, but that's your way of having fun, and I respect that! But hey, at least I can say have a faction ;)