The Square Go | Fight Club presents: ≼ The Crookback Grudge Matches ≽ ╚════════════════════════════════════╝ Spoiler: Music ╔════════════════════════════════════╗ The Dark Emporium's new Fight Club is proud to announce its first formal event: The Crookback Grudge Matches! Do you have a grudge with someone? Do you have unsettled beef? Where I'm from, we've got a word for the solution: A Square Go! I invite the people of Crookback to call out whoever they'd like to a one-on-one scrap! Should they refuse to show, you'll be granted an entire minute before the crowd to gloat and slander your opponent for the coward they are! And if they do show up- Even better! You can gloat after you beat them bloody! A comically long disclaimer resolving venue host Morrigan of any and all legal trappings is included in exceptionally fine print on the poster. ═════════════════════════════════════ Fight Rules | The ruleset shall be bare-knuckle kickboxing! No Weapons! Fighters shall be allowed to strike with any part of their body, to any part of their opponent's body. Fighters may wear a cup, though must otherwise be unarmoured. Fighters are allowed to clinch, sweep, or perform takedowns - submissions are not allowed, but strikes to a downed fighter, including kicks, are allowed. Fights shall end upon a yield, a knock-out, or if a fighter is otherwise unable to continue. It appears the rules are intentionally vague on whether or not magic is allowed. ═════════════════════════════════════ What? | Unarmed challenge fights against rivals. Where? | The Square Go | Fight Club, The Dark Emporium's signature fight venue! Located at /tp NewCrookback, head straight into the Emporium; third shop on the left. When? | Friday, April 9th, 309 AC - The venue shall open at 8pm UTC / 4pm EDT / 9pm BST, with the first fight beginning shortly after - with time for people to sit, place bets, etc. Who? | Anyone can attend. Why? | To let you beat the absolute shit out of someone you dislike, or alternatively clown on them for being a coward. ═════════════════════════════════════Signup | Spectators do not need to sign up! Merely arrive at the time and find a seat! Betting is encouraged. Fighters can sign up using the form example below: - - - In Game Name: Gwyndo Character: Mórrígan (Link To App) Who do you challenge?: I challenge @Gwyndo's character, Aku because he's stinky If you have been challenged, let it be known if you accept! - - - In Game Name: Gwyndo Character: Aku (Link To App) Who challenged you?: @Gwyndo, as Mórrígan. Do you accept their challenge?: Yes. I will crush him.═════════════════════════════════════
Optional Rule! | If both fighters agree, a Duelling Brand shall be placed on a weapon of their choice. "The weapon can change into any other type of melee weapon, translating the user’s Proficiency along with it to that weapon." The 'other type of melee weapon' shall be 'Kard Chuek' Hand Wraps. Sponsors! | @Mollymock Famed Yasco Brassbuckle of Brassbuckle & Co offers a prize to the victors! Anyone who wins a fight shall receive a 20% discount at the Brassbuckle Forge! Terms and conditions apply, subject to availability. Accepted Fights! | @notjayp | Alban vs Harlow | @fantuinn @Iyyiushi | Cazna vs Mórrígan | @Gwyndo
In Game Name: Gwyndo Character: Mórrígan (Link To App) Who do you challenge?: "I challenge whoever the f'ck owns that damn bird swarm!" @Iyyiushi
In Game Name: notjayp Character: Alban Who do you challenge?: "For old times sake, I'm gonna kick your ass." @fantuinn
In Game Name: Qoll Character: Aloranthae "Alora" Alevyros ( x ) Who do you challenge?: "I wanna see how good I am against you, especially at unarmed, my best friend." @Ebrima
In Game Name: fantuinn Character: Harlow. Who challenged you?: @notjayp as Alban. Do you accept their challenge?: "What? Why? I mean, alright, sure, let's go."
In Game Name: Iyyiushi Character: Cazna (Link To App) Who challenged you?: @Gwyndo, as Mórrígan. Do you accept their challenge?: Accepted, Schedule concerns communicated over DM.
In Game Name: Lizmun Character: Abigail Tucker (Link To App) Who do you challenge?: Aeawyn @Lazzulai [There's an IC note to go with Abigail's challenge! It's short and scribbled in colorful crayon.] Aeawyn, Coward. You'll quit an important job and abandon the Reinard court just to avoid an official mage duel, and to avoid saying something as simple as "I'm sorry, Abigail."? If you're so intent on being a fool, come and perform before a crowd. Fight me. As yourself, not as some plant golem. If you make it a good show I might just forgive you, but if you lose you have to make a public apology to me. I can't say I expect you to accept, Abigail.