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- Funny, is it not? All these lovely little organizations based upon power and sin.
- Very funny indeed, father. They are an ugly bunch are they not?
- Yes, yes, they are not the best to look at, but you must be quiet now, my son. If you speak too much they will hear. And if they hear, they will know. And we cannot let them know too much, now can we?
- You are correct, father.
- Naturally.
- Are we going to do something now, father?
- Yes, my child, yes we will.
A rather plain piece of paper, with no significance or noteworthy features is pinned to posts
and boards dotting the Slums and Sewers. On it, a simple message, or word rather. A word meant to
strike fear into the hearts of man. The message making the reader uncertain and worried for no mortal could
place such a notice. Yet there it reads, clear as day. The message, ominous yet passerby's read it all the same.
The notice reads as such:
"Hi"
What evil could write such words? Oh the horrors. Yet the message dots the Slums and Sewers like youthful graffiti. It is a message of nothing, yet one may feel it to mean... something.
Another message, another day. This time a full letter, or speech. Yes, one could assume this is a speech. A welcoming announcement? Sure, that seems logical enough. This font and formatting makes this appear to be
a deep and wordy introduction, probably with some details? But afraid it is not. The paper is plain, the ink plainer.
The announcement reads as follows, again, dotting the same walls and planks of the Slum and Sewers:
"Hi"
I believe that to be sufficient in terms of pleasantries, not that I need to give the likes of you any sort of 'respect' or 'understanding.' Disgusting vermin, the whole lot of you. A festering wound I just want to scratch at, yet it will not satiate my needs, so I will not.
Now that we have that out of the way, some introductions are in order.
I am Sae.
Today marks my one hundred and eighty-third name day.
I am so glad we were able to spend it together, the whole lot of us. One big
happy family. I am curious what you all have gotten me to celebrate such a momentous occasion. I have gotten you something.
Pestilence, Famine, Disease
These are the things which plague your everyday lives.
I cannot help but notice the many charming individuals who display their alleged power with notices of 'gangs' and 'rogues.' Such barbaric terms, truly.
But I have something they don't have.
What is that? I have a family.
We are a small family, we do not have this wealth and power these others claim
to have for those who follow them, but we have cake.
Yes, sweet, moist, delicious cake. But I am sure the wealth and power is more
appealing? Perhaps, if you are blind.
But
I suppose that I would be willing to offer these tokens of wealth and power to my
dearly beloved family. However trivial these desires are.
I am always looking for more sons and daughters to share my cake with.
Do come by, daddy misses you, no matter
how ugly or dumb you may be.
Daddy loves you very much.
Come home.
Signed,
Sae'lleoh se voirlles niehe poi'uereis seihny'uoenn
(Sae for you illiterate swine)
OOC:and boards dotting the Slums and Sewers. On it, a simple message, or word rather. A word meant to
strike fear into the hearts of man. The message making the reader uncertain and worried for no mortal could
place such a notice. Yet there it reads, clear as day. The message, ominous yet passerby's read it all the same.
The notice reads as such:
"Hi"
What evil could write such words? Oh the horrors. Yet the message dots the Slums and Sewers like youthful graffiti. It is a message of nothing, yet one may feel it to mean... something.
Another message, another day. This time a full letter, or speech. Yes, one could assume this is a speech. A welcoming announcement? Sure, that seems logical enough. This font and formatting makes this appear to be
a deep and wordy introduction, probably with some details? But afraid it is not. The paper is plain, the ink plainer.
The announcement reads as follows, again, dotting the same walls and planks of the Slum and Sewers:
"Hi"
I believe that to be sufficient in terms of pleasantries, not that I need to give the likes of you any sort of 'respect' or 'understanding.' Disgusting vermin, the whole lot of you. A festering wound I just want to scratch at, yet it will not satiate my needs, so I will not.
Now that we have that out of the way, some introductions are in order.
I am Sae.
Today marks my one hundred and eighty-third name day.
I am so glad we were able to spend it together, the whole lot of us. One big
happy family. I am curious what you all have gotten me to celebrate such a momentous occasion. I have gotten you something.
Pestilence, Famine, Disease
These are the things which plague your everyday lives.
I cannot help but notice the many charming individuals who display their alleged power with notices of 'gangs' and 'rogues.' Such barbaric terms, truly.
But I have something they don't have.
What is that? I have a family.
We are a small family, we do not have this wealth and power these others claim
to have for those who follow them, but we have cake.
Yes, sweet, moist, delicious cake. But I am sure the wealth and power is more
appealing? Perhaps, if you are blind.
But
I suppose that I would be willing to offer these tokens of wealth and power to my
dearly beloved family. However trivial these desires are.
I am always looking for more sons and daughters to share my cake with.
Do come by, daddy misses you, no matter
how ugly or dumb you may be.
Daddy loves you very much.
Come home.
Signed,
Sae'lleoh se voirlles niehe poi'uereis seihny'uoenn
(Sae for you illiterate swine)
This is quite simply a recruitment thread, in the most simplest terms. Recruitment for what? A cult which serves as a rivaling gang to the other sewer gangs starting up. The leader of this gang is a 182 year old Altalar who goes by the simple name of Sae, because not everyone can speak Imperial Elven.
What is the objective of such a group?
Establishment of an anarchy state within the Slums. Of course the power and glory has a nice ring to it, the unifying feature of many gangs. If the family wishes to have power and glory than father will make it so. The outlying feature of the Covenant compared to others is it's aggressive and unorthodox slaving operations. Many enter the Fun House and many leave, but they children come screaming back for more.
The structure of this organization follows a simply hierarchy based on a familial structure. Here is the breakdown for that:
Hierarchy
Father
The leader of the group. Father watches over his children and offers them presents for being on their best behavior. A belittling and narcissistic man, father is the best thing to ever happen to you. He loves all his children equally, especially the ugly ones. Held by @Wumpatron
Mother
Mother is dead. We are all very sad about this. Until now. Mother is back, the prized possession of Daddy. She is his one and only, he will make Mommy perfect. We love Mother. Held by @Ampers07
Uncle
Uncle is the right hand of Father. He can be stern, he can be corrupt, he may even hate the children, but Father trusts him. Not really. But he does have his uses and Father will use them. Namely, he gets cake for Father. Sweet, delicious cake. Held by @Empaul
Children/Sons/Daughters/Brothers/Sisters/Nieces/Nephews
These are the lovely children. They are Father's favorites. Father wants to give them what they desire, but they must be on their best behavior. They do what Father says and get to eat cake with Father. If they even eat cake. Not everyone likes cake and that is fine.
Cake
Father has a... special condition and needs to eat cake to survive. Cake may scream. Cake may cry. But cake is delicious and moist. Every good house has cake, so let them eat cake.
Play Toys
Not really good for anything. The children get some pleasure with them but in the end they break from natural wear and tear. When in doubt, throw it out. There are play toys everywhere for the children. Pray you don't become one.
Recruitment
Approved Character Sheet:
Activity (1-10):
Access to Skype?:
I am willing to make exceptions based on an IC meeting or a Forum PM. I'm relatively open to most. If you display competence you're good in my eyes. Skype is non negotiable. I tried without it and it doesn't work.
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