Spork is love. Spork is life.
No but seriously, without sporks, how would I ever eat chicken noodle soup?!?!?! I'm not gonna stick a fork in just to get the noodles and a spoon to get the broth, that's absurd!
You then are a wizard, my friend.
I don't know about you, but I can scoop up the noodles using a spoon. :u
Obiously you should ingest all of your meals through a straw as straws are the BEST utensil
You doth do me a great insult, little pengquin. Straws are for horses!