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One morning as those within the Sewers, Crooked back, and Oldtown would arise. And even a very few set in Newtown. As people would begin to go about their normal days and routines. They would find something new.. Something that was not present there the day before. Papers that had words written on them in common. With nice black ink, multiple copies looked quickly made. Lightly crumpled up as whoever had put them up was moving in a rush. But for the most part they were still fully readable. Masked individuals in black scowling the streets and tunnels. Doing their deeds before returning to the darkness which they came.
The papers read
Bone-jour my friends. With the changing of the seasons. And the spook coming out, we thought why not bring up some jokes. Jokes about who you may ask? Well about everyones favorite Liches of course. The spooky scary skeletons that send shivers down your spine, the good old knowledge seeking Zikiels. Lets begin with how calm most of these skeletons have been in my past experience, always trying to avoid bloodshed and violence if they can help it. Likely because nothing can ever get under their skin, or perhaps they just don't have the stomach for violence. But if you give them a bone to pick with you that's when you should start running. Perhaps im just trying to make a SkeleTON of bad puns. But who really cares as long they're all Humerous. Let me tell just a femur. I apology for your ears, or rather your eyes. But it's going tibia ok because now im bringing out the trum-bone. And am gonna give you a bonified experience. If you don't find these things funny then I would go see a doctor to see if your funny bone is ok. And maybe go grow a spine, ok you know I just am ribbing at this point right? Stop giving this paper such a Sternum look. Perhaps I should just throw myself into a Skelebin at this point. By the way, if you ever see a Skeleton alone, go up in talk to them because they may be very bonely. Don't leave them hanging with no body.
Safe tidings everyone. Congrats if you made it this far.The papers read
Bone-jour my friends. With the changing of the seasons. And the spook coming out, we thought why not bring up some jokes. Jokes about who you may ask? Well about everyones favorite Liches of course. The spooky scary skeletons that send shivers down your spine, the good old knowledge seeking Zikiels. Lets begin with how calm most of these skeletons have been in my past experience, always trying to avoid bloodshed and violence if they can help it. Likely because nothing can ever get under their skin, or perhaps they just don't have the stomach for violence. But if you give them a bone to pick with you that's when you should start running. Perhaps im just trying to make a SkeleTON of bad puns. But who really cares as long they're all Humerous. Let me tell just a femur. I apology for your ears, or rather your eyes. But it's going tibia ok because now im bringing out the trum-bone. And am gonna give you a bonified experience. If you don't find these things funny then I would go see a doctor to see if your funny bone is ok. And maybe go grow a spine, ok you know I just am ribbing at this point right? Stop giving this paper such a Sternum look. Perhaps I should just throw myself into a Skelebin at this point. By the way, if you ever see a Skeleton alone, go up in talk to them because they may be very bonely. Don't leave them hanging with no body.
Signed - An Anonymous Individual
A side note was left at the very bottom however: You all brought this upon yourselves when your population in this city spiked to a 100 as of recent. Deal with becoming the target of our jokes. Bone heads.
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