Roast Me!!!

Who even are you

 

u suk

 

Burn baby Burn

 

I hope you bite into a piece of mouldy baguette.

 

What a sad waste of time.

 

I hope you step into a puddle while wearing socks

 

That's just too much

 

I miss the evil rating.

 

I bet you don’t even eat all the vegetables on you plate.

 

If we measured IQ by the amount of uncapitalized 'I's in posts, you would have one of the highest. But we don't.

 

I bet u are the vegetable on the plate

 

Your probably- oh no no your right

 

It's pretty sad that you still need a night light at the age of 12.

 

I have one on the other side of my room because I have a loft bed and getting down from my loft bed can be pretty difficult without some sort of light (I usually jump out of it because it's low enough and my floor is a mess). Also, my light switch is on the other side of my room from my bed, so that's not an option.

 

ur mom gay

 

i hope u get a paper cut in between ur fingers

 

o o f

 

i respect u for taking all these lmao

 

You are the true cancer to my life and the true saltness to my heart diipshit :-D

 

Ok you had yourself a good thing going- but now now look where things have gone to.

 

why is there a smaller pot inside the larger pot? I mean... Are you planning to eat that photo or something?

 

There's no need. People who ask to be roasted have already done so themselves.

 

Thats a nice tree in your profile pic :D

 

It seems you dont know how to turn off caps lock

 

Here shut the f up or I will beat your ass!!!

 

u wont

 

I’ll call @DrFong and he’ll beat your ass #delete

 

How is that roasting??? I’m disappointed by most of these especially considering most of the above are role players yous are supposed to be smarter than a factions player eg me?????

 

The fact that you created this thread suggest your life is boring and no one cares about you enough to even give you a passing insult, so you sought it out here where you thought people couldn’t tell how much of a grotesque half-wit you are.This is mearly for attention in your pitiful life, a life in which you will die eventually and be forgotten by no one because no one cared enough to know you. Now that I have indulged your pathetic request I feel sick for having stooped to this level.

(how did I do?)

 

@NightLight12

 

Who are you tho?????

 

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo