Buy FongCo Good Luck Charms to ward off evil (and clowns)! Buy it now!!!

*Good luck is in no way guaranteeing the success this product's stated objectives, and preventing a clown is impossible. 

*FongCo is not held responsible for any bad luck one experiences while in possession of this product.

*Tests and studies have shown FongCo charm decreases your luck, but we are not held fiscally responsible.