Just for a bit more odd realism and flavor. I'll give some examples (and yes, these are real laws)
- You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.
- It is considered an offense to open an umbrella on a street, for fear of spooking horses.
- One may not sniff glue.
- It is illegal to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.
- It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.
- It is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun.
- Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 PM.
- Cars may not be sold on Sunday.
- Etc.
