Perverts, Potted-plants And False-priestesses

[TheyCalledMeKiko]

An Address to the Honest Unionist Flock of Regalia from the Lord Inquisitor

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Regalia,

May the Spirit bring you untold joy and glory as the end of mid-winter approaches. As a Curate of the Synod, I wish to bring you nothing but good news and joy, but from my duties as Lord Inquisitor, I have announcements concerning punishment that must be made. Those awaiting punishment are threefold:

One Baron Longsae is found guilty, for perversion and emotional scarring to the fellow nobility of Regalia, a Walk of Atonement will be performed. His reeducation has begun, but the Baron Longsae cannot and will not accept the retribution of the Spirit, as such for each week the Baron Longsae refuses to hand himself in for punishment, he will be given a different public punishment. The sexual harassment of Peirgarten and von Rahm will not be tolerated, and all allies to House Longsae will be investigated for sympathising with such, to see if they need medical care for their clear mental defects. Let it be known, as it clearly wasn't already, that to try to bed a lady at bow-point is despicable.

One Joasaie Lloablen, Guard of Regalia, committed heresy through interpretation of the Spirit regarding simply parlour tricks and insinuating their word is more the word of the collective Synod regarding heretical issues. Such matters will not be tolerated, especially given Lloablen's non-Ailor status. As such, a Walk of Atonement will be taking place at a time where her duties as a Guard will be least missed.

One Mae Draylas, a she-devil and cult-leader, for senselessly beating the populace and having her cult of brutish Kathar half-breeds running around the city heckling the good Allar Digmaan of Regalia. An affront to the Unionist Ailor populace and the allies of the Great Way is an insult to the faith. As such, Mae Draylas' prized Silven-horns should be shorn by any mercenary or do-gooder of the city and handed over to the Lord Inquisitor for payment. Mae Draylas is also barred from coming within the grounds of the Cathedral and must seek deliberation at one of the smaller Holy Grounds of the city, as her presence as an abhorrent foreign beast should not be tolerated in the most public of sanctified grounds.

On an unrelated note, the rumours surrounding a certain Noble House regarding homosexual orgies with Orcish men are being investigated. May the peerage be at rest with their concerns, and the Inquisition will be performing a series of house raids on the accused parties to see if there is any truth to the matter. ​

Spoiler: tl;dr

Plant interpreted the Spirit. Big no.
Longsae done goofed trying to bone. Big no.
Mae Draylas big heretic? Who knows.

@Lumiess @CorrosGaming @JokerLupus @GoldWolfGaming

 

[JokerLupus]

Joasaie sighed in exasperation as they relaxed at home with Loriette, keeping their volume low to keep any one from eavesdropping, "To punish a soulless plant so extremely harsh for such a small mistake of words. If only they actually listed these small details instead of assuming we all knew, maybe then this would not have happened. Oh well, at least I can tell genders apart and remember state laws unlike poor Abelhard. A Cielothar and Yanar marriage, as if." The Yanar shook their head at the last bit, remembering that specific meeting clearly, "And it's spelled 'simple', if he wants to list my crime, the least he can do is spell it correctly."

@EdnaMode_

 

[Vivo_Et_Vincam]

The Longsae would look to this and laugh.
"Oh joy, they've done it again! Going to punish someone for a minute error, and blame them for things they have not done. I am thoroughly enjoying this now. Tried to fornicate with them at bow point? My my, Rodrigo has made quite the accusation against me, oh well. In due time the wrongs done upon me will be righted, you can count on that. 'Bring myself in?' Like Void I would, I won't be punished for uncommitted crimes... 'medical care for their mental defects?' I am truly enjoying this message from the Rote, it's quite bold of him to call the people out for false errors, he and Rodrigo pair so nicely, whether or not they shit on each other's banners."

The man would readjust his seating, stretching his legs with a yawn.
"All will heal, in due time, except the scar thrown on me by them. I am The Accused, but I am not the one in the wrong."

The man would of ranted this to those who know of his current location.