To the wretched Amaya-Playero Family,

We do not want you. 

This letter very easily could have been sent to me directly, rather than posted all around the Undercity. Instead, in some cry for attention and an effort to rally against the Lord Commander, the Violet Order, and the government as a whole, you have posted this all over the place in the Undercity. Instead of simply asking for my assistance personally, you publicise your perceived slights. Instead of simply seeking audience with the Secretary of the Whip or the Lord Chancellor himself, you fling accusations in hopes that, like shit, something will stick to the wall.

You have knocked on the wrong door and you will find that I, nor the Militia, will answer.

Crookback is a refuge for aberrants. For the Kathar, for the Sanguine and the Werebeasts, for the mutated. It is their home. Not yours. The Undercity is not some place to run and hide, to tuck tail and cower in a corner, but a living and thriving culture of people. People that, by pretending as though you have done nothing wrong, by pretending that the Undercity is a place for you to flee your problems of the surface, you are directly putting in danger. 

It is with this knowledge that I have alerted the Militia Commander: 

The Amaya-Playero family are to be apprehended on sight

and transferred over to the Violet Order to face punishment

in accordance to Regalian Law.

The Undercity is not your Political Refuge.

We do not want you.

Countess Valarosta Ino-Femunn

Crookback Representative

PS. They did not trash your shop. I was stood right there after you all climbed out of

the canal like a bunch of wet mutts. If you are going to lie, at least do it intelligently.