Massives Greatest Quotes

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A collage by me. Feel free to post your own. :)

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Some memorable moments from Silver and a few others;
(Referring to the man who just attacked him) "His heart is empty and cold. Speaking of which, so is my glass. WAITER!" -Silver Albatross
(After a song about how great he is) "Sounds like you wanna get in my pants." "Not your pants. Your ship." -Alex Kade and Silver Albatross, during Silver's interview for the Laridae.
"Hehehehahehehahahahahhua." (or something to that effect) -Yani Cydin, confessing his insanity
"Calm your ass before I knock you on it." -Silver Albatross
"I can't tell you what I think of your insults, but I can tell you where to shove them." -Silver Albatross

Another event I would quote if I could remember it is when Luthien told Silver she loved him or something, trying to drink him, but he was like "Yeah, cool," and kept talking to the uninterested Cornelia Alriena.
 
"I do not want to hurt you, I want to hurt those around you. I want them to scream my name in pain, and when they ask me why, I will tell them 'I did it for Ozgho'" - EatTheWeakness
 
Well I think all of them are my favorite.(hug)
 
"Why must you only appeal to the gullible?"
"U are soo stoopid toxiclrd u phail!
"Kid, your very presence here makes my nipples hard.
 
"Jamakin me crazy noob"-qgmk

He promptly logged off after sending me this. I had been serenading him via private chat.

Edit: I just realized/remembered the same quote is also in my signature.
 
Lemmi see if I can find some...

"Bwahahahahaaa..." - Mecharic, in reply to Alamut's war declaration on the forum (conversation) and their demand.

"When have you ever seen me give up something material?" - Mecharic
"Haha, never." - Imboring56
"May as well ask a rock to sing." - Mecharic
Imboring and Mecharic talking about Alamut and the likelihood of them demanding more if we had simply left the Consortium like they demanded.​

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"Get owned Osai #NoRegrets"

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I'm not gonna but seriously... Osai was the first faction I founded and it pisses me off that people can't just let it alone.
 
"Get owned Osai #NoRegrets" ~Lord_Archangel {response}; "Oh my Dear God, this man's mind is like a broken record." ~Me
-^Cough Toxiclord, Mecharic gotta see this one.^-

"chron, i am so sexually attracted to your nose. its so big, i am going to change the meaning of blow your nose." ~Techpac

If you want to see a bit more, just scroll down to my Signature. ^-^
EDIT: If you laugh at my current signature, something is probs wrong with you.
 
"Dude, don't worry about my computer. It would take like a fire or a bomb to destroy it."-last conversation on massivecraft with Greywarror before his power cable for his computer fried, starting a small fire in his room.
 
"LICK IT" I overheard someone scream at a vampire execution. One of the few times I actually laughed really hard at something over Minecraft irl but it was 12:30...
 
The highest entertainment value of this thread is people attempting to be funny as well by quoting themselves saying incredibly unfunny stuff.
 
"Somone man that giant d*ck!"
-Tom1804 (No joke, this was in Yukuro for the longest time)