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So, thanks to THIS thread: HERE
I just couldn't get the thought of a parody song out of my head for that catchy little "Dumb Ways To Die" song.
So here it is, a parody of "Dumb Ways to Die" featuring Massivecraft's Vampires.
Clicking the link below will take you to soundcloud where I have the song uploaded. Downloads are also available if you happen to like it. I actually used a mic and not my computer mic so it isn't crackly ^-^
So here you go:
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HEADPHONE USERS: Turn down your volume.
Lyrics:
I just couldn't get the thought of a parody song out of my head for that catchy little "Dumb Ways To Die" song.
So here it is, a parody of "Dumb Ways to Die" featuring Massivecraft's Vampires.
Clicking the link below will take you to soundcloud where I have the song uploaded. Downloads are also available if you happen to like it. I actually used a mic and not my computer mic so it isn't crackly ^-^
So here you go:
CLICK ME CLICK ME CLICK ME CLICK ME CLICK ME
HEADPHONE USERS: Turn down your volume.
Lyrics:
Run in the Sunlight,
Try and just best an Orc in a fight,
Start shrieking in a public place,
Try and infiltrate the Crimson base.
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to di-ie-ie
So many dumb ways to die
Announce your vampirism,
Defend a friend from guard's cannon,
Flaunt your bright red eyes,
Jump from tall heights before an audience.
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to di-ie-ie
So many dumb ways to die
Show your fangs to an admirer,
Dress like a crimson inquisitor,
Become demonically possessed,
Drink water that was holy-blessed.
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to di-ie-ie
So many dumb ways to die
In a Baver attack, get blown apart,
Run an oversized splinter straight through your heart,
Show the guards your l33t kung-fu,
I wonder, what's this stone button do?
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to di-ie-ie
So many dumb ways to die
Dress up like a guard for no good reason,
Write your name on the board for treason,
Start a rebellion just because you can,
Sleep in a coffin that's an iron maiden,
Bite someone with the sewer fever.
They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly
The dumbest ways to die
The dumbest ways to die
The dumbest ways to di-ie-ie-ie
So many dumb
So many dumb ways to die
Try and just best an Orc in a fight,
Start shrieking in a public place,
Try and infiltrate the Crimson base.
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to di-ie-ie
So many dumb ways to die
Announce your vampirism,
Defend a friend from guard's cannon,
Flaunt your bright red eyes,
Jump from tall heights before an audience.
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to di-ie-ie
So many dumb ways to die
Show your fangs to an admirer,
Dress like a crimson inquisitor,
Become demonically possessed,
Drink water that was holy-blessed.
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to di-ie-ie
So many dumb ways to die
In a Baver attack, get blown apart,
Run an oversized splinter straight through your heart,
Show the guards your l33t kung-fu,
I wonder, what's this stone button do?
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to di-ie-ie
So many dumb ways to die
Dress up like a guard for no good reason,
Write your name on the board for treason,
Start a rebellion just because you can,
Sleep in a coffin that's an iron maiden,
Bite someone with the sewer fever.
They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly
The dumbest ways to die
The dumbest ways to die
The dumbest ways to di-ie-ie-ie
So many dumb
So many dumb ways to die
