I noticed that quite a few people have quotes about Massive, so I thought we might have a thread for them! Please post respectful, and kind quotes, don't flame. Have a Massive quote feel free to post it right under here! Post funny, serious, inspiration and all those types of quotes, just please no rude/crude ones.
"How did you get this many people after you?! I'm a psychopath and I've never had this many people out for my blood! ... You have my admiration, sir." -Fenris Ragnarren to Sean Vi Beauveret (2013)
Too many people quote themselves.
"im declaring war on u" -a person without a faction, living in wilderness.
"u scuk at pvp" -a kid that died to me when he had God armour and I didn't.
"Guys, I'm not pregnant, but I've got chicken nuggets." -Monmarty
"No need to flame." VERY NEXT POST "Lol come say that to my face you coward" -Leaving anonymous.
These aren't really Massivecraft's greatest quotes, but more of "famous last words" in my opinion.
"You can bail faster then an agni(dakkar) in a leaky boat!" - Mecharic
"Mechypoo!" - Too many of my allies...
"Fire ze FHFDoomCannon!" - MonMarty
"Want to have some religiously sanctioned <censored> touching?" - Loubelle
๖ۣۜNot exact words of what I said, but I'm happy I was tossed into the mix. 8D
"Panic!" ~WatchDogEditor after every global faction announcement
"It appears the bandits have been stopped! Knives American's weight had ruptured a hole into the ground, sinking and swallowing all the bandits but putting the stolen tavern back where they took it from." ~MonMarty
To SexyRose_: "No, of course not! You're supposed to torture THEN kill them! They're of no pleasure or entertainment when they're dead!" From SexyRose_: o.o To SexyRose_: Wrong chat? .___. I think what was funnier was me trying to explain to her why I said that in the first place...
"praise yeezus" ~BabaManga
AWildNooble was slain by Chronicler_372 using Seraphiinas From AWildNooble: Haker!?!?!??!!??!!1.1?//1? That is exactly how he did it, letter for letter. I saved some of this stuff into a WordPad Document a while ago.
"I'm not being a neo communist down with the bourgeoisie!" ~MonMarty during the viridian crusades
"Itssss raining vamps! Hallelujah!! Its rainin vamps!!!" ~Random MonMarty quote
"Just a sec I have to get stoned" ~MazzerDK's typo referring to stone as a building material.
"Make it Jewish looking, but not sh1tty!" - Confucius21
"Put it in the butt!" - FHFDooM
"Shut up thoooooooor!" - Everyone in Alamut
"No, apparently now I'm BeePasta"- BeeRando
"I am the Master Fister!" - Jett56
"I claim you in the name of InVictian Law" - Myself
"I'mma get you banned" - TaxConsumption.
(To me) "Shut up fuckhead"- Confucius21, (Me to Zpade) "He called me a fuckhead", (Zpade) "Is that true?!"
"Well, you must be at least 75 in cat years, so why not drink? It'll be legal and everything!" A friend of mine when he was roleplaying to be drunk.
"75?! You look like you're twenty! How do you do it?" Some random person's response to the above.
NOTE: I'd say some, if not most, of these are PG13-rated stuff, which comes naturally when you're in Vyrneth. Reader discretion advised.
When Vyrneth found out my name
"KINKY KIERAN" -Desmond_Diseos followed by an onslaught of emotional torture from the members of Vyrneth
An explanation of storage space
"Does that mean Elena has big boobs?" "Yes." "No wonder her and Silver are friends." -tcarey,Darknesscrusher and I talking about how Elena Warmheart fits all those weapons between her breasts.
Silver G Albatross jumps off the balcony with the grace of an amputated dolphin. Gets up, and walks away -Silver, leaving a conversation
Rohghash imitates a Dwarf?
"diggy diggy darkroom" "I AM AN ORC AND I'M DIGGING A DARKROOM DIGGY DIGGY DARKROOM DIGGY DIGGY DARKROOM" -Roggy and I
The Vyrneth Worst Love Story Award
"You've been omnomming other people's hair...?" "No!" "DON'T LIE TO ME!" "It's true! She omnommed my hair last night!" "Uh... that's not blood." (in relation to something I asked about earlier) "Stop trying to change the subject! How could you?! -cries-" "All lies! Don't believe a word of it!" "... I thought I was special to you... did I ever mean anything?! ... I'm sorry. I can't stay mad at you. -thrusts hair in face romantically-" -Me, Omnom and Blue
When the Vyrneth Worst Love Story Award Winners first met
"We need to talk. I have been putting nice-tasting stuff in my hair for weeks. Not once has it been nommed. Do you know how much cake costs?" "Cake? Did you just say cake? Why didn't you tell me?" "... I don't know. I just assumed-" "But I love cake! I must devour your face!" "Honey, I know I'm attractive, but that was a little far." -Me and Omnom's first conversation
Fun Times in Haven
"Holy Hell. It's like a leaf took a dip in a nuclear power plant." -Ryciera, talking to a Yanar
"BTW Silver needs a woman. Any suggestions?" "Bribery." -Me and Green_Hood having a pleasant conversation
NOTE: I'd say some, if not most, of these are PG13-rated stuff, which comes naturally when you're in Vyrneth. Reader discretion advised.
When Vyrneth found out my name
"KINKY KIERAN" -Desmond_Diseos followed by an onslaught of emotional torture from the members of Vyrneth
An explanation of storage space
"Does that mean Elena has big boobs?" "Yes." "No wonder her and Silver are friends." -tcarey,Darknesscrusher and I talking about how Elena Warmheart fits all those weapons between her breasts.
Silver G Albatross jumps off the balcony with the grace of an amputated dolphin. Gets up, and walks away -Silver, leaving a conversation
Rohghash imitates a Dwarf?
"diggy diggy darkroom" "I AM AN ORC AND I'M DIGGING A DARKROOM DIGGY DIGGY DARKROOM DIGGY DIGGY DARKROOM" -Roggy and I
The Vyrneth Worst Love Story Award
"You've been omnomming other people's hair...?" "No!" "DON'T LIE TO ME!" "It's true! She omnommed my hair last night!" "Uh... that's not blood." (in relation to something I asked about earlier) "Stop trying to change the subject! How could you?! -cries-" "All lies! Don't believe a word of it!" "... I thought I was special to you... did I ever mean anything?! ... I'm sorry. I can't stay mad at you. -thrusts hair in face romantically-" -Me, Omnom and Blue
When the Vyrneth Worst Love Story Award Winners first met
"We need to talk. I have been putting nice-tasting stuff in my hair for weeks. Not once has it been nommed. Do you know how much cake costs?" "Cake? Did you just say cake? Why didn't you tell me?" "... I don't know. I just assumed-" "But I love cake! I must devour your face!" "Honey, I know I'm attractive, but that was a little far." -Me and Omnom's first conversation
Fun Times in Haven
"Holy Hell. It's like a leaf took a dip in a nuclear power plant." -Ryciera, talking to a Yanar
"BTW Silver needs a woman. Any suggestions?" "Bribery." -Me and Green_Hood having a pleasant conversation
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