lemme tell yall a thing: ~~tl;dr at the end @#$swaggy*&$
mon, spek, and i were casually ram-raiding storefronts like good christians should, and you know, everything was going pretty well until mon decided he'd try 2 be cute & somehow got himself stuck on the roof of a building. while he was casually teetering on the edge of the building, i was yellin at spek to help me, but his greedy-ass drove off with me yelling profanities at him that i shouldn't repeat on the forum.
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by then it was all up to me to safe the teetering monmarty & all the valuable stuffs that he had inside of his giant armored police vehicle. using my god-fearin powers, i stole a car and drove myself off of a ramp and onto the building that our little rapunzel was stuck on. but because of the influence of the devil and excessive laughter, i managed to crash NEXT mon & was cradled between a giant concrete support and the 2-ton security vehicle that held the princess. with my vehicle thoroughly damaged, i exploded, dislodging the princess and having her fall to her doom where she exploded into a fury of safes, computers, & other heavy expensive shiznits.
tl;dr~~~im the best at saving people and monmarty is bad at driving off of roofs.