Me: So how did you think about that?

Mallorie: ... What did I witness? What's wrong with their voices? What the fuck is an iwatch?

Me: You witnessed the wonderful content of twenty seventeen..

Mallorie: You are telling me you live over a thousand years in the future?

me: Yes- but we are getting off track... An Iwatch is like a clock, on your wrist, and it's on a screen...

Mallorie: Qadir are getting crazier...

Me: I think it was made by an ailor named Marc Newson...

Mallorie: I won't bother...

Me: So, how did the video make you feel?

Mallorie: If you weren't the only reason I'm alive, i'd drain you...

Me: This is why I have the ballics to even interview you through this video.

Mallorie: Egh, I hate you... Wait, isn't it kinda creepy a boy created me?

Me: You can shut up...

Mallorie: The video is terrible by the way, I feel sorry for your culture...

Me: If it were up to me ... I'd love to be in your world...

Mallorie: Yeah whatever... *leaves slamming the door*

Me: That could have went way better... Eh, she's not in my control... I won't bother...