I don't even know what I was thinking. Read the title, answer down below. If I was a potato, I'd like to be baked, split open with a scimitar, and seasoned with cinnamon and brown sugar before being torn apart by a horde of Q'urebos. Also, the potato would be one of those really cool purple/black ones.
I would probably be eaten as a baked potato, with a side of sweet potato fries, hash browns, mashed potatoes with gravy, and generic alcohol #7
Cut into perfectly-cut slices, drenched with shredded cheese and a pinch of salt; baked nice and good until the cheese melted aaalll over. Mm cheesy potatoes.
Haha, this is easy. Generic Brown Potato Baked Cut open down the center length ways Cut twice sideways, so I am in 6 parts Maple sugar and pepper sprinkled alllllllllllll over
I'd first be cut lengthwise, then sliced into smaller pieces, then I'd be put in a frying pan with some oil. After a while, I'd have some seasoning and towards the end, when I'm becoming crisp (but not too crisp), I'd have sliced onions and minced garlic thrown in. I'd be delicious.
In that case. Deep fried, covered in chocolate, baked so the chocolate melts into the skin, covered in brown sugar, carmelized, cut into pieces, then dipped into fruit sauce. *thinks of the most random method of eating a potato possible*
I'd be that one potato that gets lost and is never eaten because when it is eventually found it's rotten and stuff. ew.
I tried this, but had a few problems. I baked the potato a -ok, but had to use a regular kitchen knife. Seasoned, but could not find any Q'uerbos. I had to eat it myself. It was good, though. Like a dessert. 8/10.
