If You Were A Potato, How Would You Be Eaten?

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  1. Beetletoes

    Beetletoes Regalian Emperor

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    I don't even know what I was thinking. Read the title, answer down below.

    If I was a potato, I'd like to be baked, split open with a scimitar, and seasoned with cinnamon and brown sugar before being torn apart by a horde of Q'urebos. Also, the potato would be one of those really cool purple/black ones.
     
  2. LordSylveon

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    I would probably be eaten as a baked potato, with a side of sweet potato fries, hash browns, mashed potatoes with gravy, and generic alcohol #7
     
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  3. MantaRey

    MantaRey moving with the payload Staff Member Lore2

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    Cut into perfectly-cut slices, drenched with shredded cheese and a pinch of salt; baked nice and good until the cheese melted aaalll over.

    Mm cheesy potatoes.
     
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    McDonald's french fries! :D
     
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    I' d be worshipped on Epic Meal Time!!!
     
  7. CanteringCodfish

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    Haha, this is easy.
    Generic Brown Potato
    Baked
    Cut open down the center length ways
    Cut twice sideways, so I am in 6 parts
    Maple sugar and pepper sprinkled alllllllllllll over
     
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    I'd first be cut lengthwise, then sliced into smaller pieces, then I'd be put in a frying pan with some oil. After a while, I'd have some seasoning and towards the end, when I'm becoming crisp (but not too crisp), I'd have sliced onions and minced garlic thrown in. I'd be delicious.
     
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    cut up and thrown into the Grand Canyon.
     
  10. AGP2002

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    I'd sacrifice myself to the beautiful cause of Arby's curly fries
     
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    Deep fried and covered in cheese.
     
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  12. Beetletoes

    Beetletoes Regalian Emperor

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    I'm going to have to eat you.
     
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    Fried potato chips for all your snacking needs. Sour cream & Onions flavoured.
     
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    The apple of the earth being eaten by the earth. How Ironic... and wasteful...
     
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  16. Beetletoes

    Beetletoes Regalian Emperor

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    I was thinking today, and decided that potato fields are like cemeteries in reverse.
     
  17. CanteringCodfish

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    I have made it my goal to eat a potato in every way listed here.
     
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    In that case.

    Deep fried, covered in chocolate, baked so the chocolate melts into the skin, covered in brown sugar, carmelized, cut into pieces, then dipped into fruit sauce.

    *thinks of the most random method of eating a potato possible*
     
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    Simcity_4 QUIS CONTRA NOS?

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    I'd turn into an orange and make everything wonder how to exercise their brain. It'd be brainfood.
     
  20. Lizmun

    Lizmun yeah Staff Member Lore2

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    I'd be that one potato that gets lost and is never eaten because when it is eventually found it's rotten and stuff. ew.
     
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    I tried this, but had a few problems. I baked the potato a -ok, but had to use a regular kitchen knife. Seasoned, but could not find any Q'uerbos. I had to eat it myself. It was good, though. Like a dessert. 8/10.
     

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