First of all. She is fish. And if you like it, we don't have to deal with it. Second. She is annoying as 100 newbie vampires in one person. Third. If she makes you smile, again. Totaly your and not our problem. If you want more, i could add atleast 20 more facts about the annoying fish from dephts of the void.
Oh my. Would you now?
Do tell, as I battle your comments with some poetry.
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Because I don't think you're getting the message here-
My dear, perhaps spelling it out for you would make your tiny orc ears,
Finally tune into what I'm saying,
I'm not playing-
So, stop your fighting-
Otherwise I'll start igniting,
The depths of my protective layer- what a surprise,
Surely it will be you're demise.
Because what you just said; hit me in the back of the head.
Your words as venomous as injecting lead-
Into my blood, but instead- You call her annoying?
Better off with the dead. Try fighting with me over who she'll be,
And it's not for us to decide- really.
So shut down the mean words, and hurtful snares,
All I ever received was a whole bunch of stares.
Maybe that's the whole reason why I am fighting so hard.
My life at home might be rough- or maybe it's not,
Or maybe it's just the way you talk- write rather, Oops I forgot,
That you don't realize the pain each word you type can bring-
So let me show you something:
"Annoying",
is not just a name- for something you claim is bothersome when really it's probably just a work of humorous charm,
As kids like me and her,
Are pretty damn awkward.
You should be delighted,
I really don't get this excited-
To write poetry so passionately, but yet;
You miss my point.
Every single time, all those words go straight to my joints.
"Newbies",
Was the word you say; as if she'd know better anyway.
Because newbies are exactly what you say;
They are new.
And I was too, so were you.
Think back to the time when you were a "Newb" then shove your arse into her shoes.
Because right now the only thing you've done is piss me off.
Because you're not being considerate at all;
What if she's younger?
What if she's not dumber-
Than you are implying she is; by the way it's written.
If you don't want it seen that way-? Change it.
I am being so blunt it's probably "brutally honest" but with your words so tainted,
It's hard to leap in painted-
With red stains where my heart used to be,
Because those 'facts' that you already stated-
Aren't facts at all- They are opinions,
Mr.Know-It-All, ones based off of your reactions,
Based on a girl just with a bit of creative passion.
This is a place where we can escape-
From the clutches of the 'real' world's cold embrace.
Into the warmth comes the battered and broken-
Looking for something to fix them up, to be put back out;
open.
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More poetry. Hem. I'd prefer for you to not openly say your 'insults' to Lizzy. Whether they are intentional or not; your words can hurt others more than any physical pain- You must know the phrase; "Time heals all wounds." Guess what? They're wrong. Because just like some of us as a little forums family- We've all been hurt somehow before; and I certainly don't want Lil Lizzy being hurt by your words. Intentional or not, I will defend how I feel and think of her. And her as a person. Because I can be considered 'annoying' too. And if you'd like-- call me annoying. Just don't say that to a kid trying to spread some "cheer" and to have a little "fun".