1.) Two tigrans confront you in a dark alley and try to force feed you a strange green algae.

Gllo'jjiëa: Would be surrounded by a group of bloodthirsty Shendar, sooo...

Ke'wince: Is a plant, so would cry.

2.)A grumpy dwarf that has one ear sells weapons in the sewer.

Gllo'jjiëa: Steal.

Ke'wince: Doesn't use such weapons.

3.) Rashaq. That's all I need to really say.

Gllo'jjiëa: Up next for the punt, we have Gllo'jjiëa Amajo'liëa.

Ke'wince: Run.

4.)Racist Yanar with a broadsword.

Gllo'jjiëa: Next chef, Gllo'jjiëa Amajo'liëa with her famous salad!

Ke'wince: Would Cry...again.

5.) A man in a red vest gives you a purple flowers for no reason and leaves

Gllo'jjiëa: Shove it in his mouth.

Ke'wince: Put it in his pouch.