All reactions are in Alvah's perspective

1. Why am I even in a dark ally? Like, I get I'm in the sewers half the time, but I just don't go into an ally.

2. *checks pockets* Yeah no... I'm not that rich...

3. *gets forced to mate with it* [USER=13442]@GoldiTheKamikaze[/USER]

4. Racist Cielothar with a cane.

5. *sticks flowers in hair when no one is looking* I'm so pretty!