Fist fight between a klein and a dwarf-

Morrigan would laugh at first before feeling guilty and stepping in to push the two apart. Don't want any guards walking up in 'ere.

A body landing in front of you-

She'd be shocked at first before kicking the body a bit and yelling out some curse words to the a**holes who threw it.

Violent macarena dancer-

Disturbing her from her bourbon? No way will that go! Morrigan would attempt not to get flustered before finally lashing out and giving him a nice punch to the throat. Bye bye dancer ♥