God Roleplayers When They Fail :3

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God roleplayers be like:
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IMMA CATCH THIS ARROW

Props to @Jack The Unseen for helping make this xD
 
I've fought a few god-roleplayers.. One time one was a full original demon, and tried ripping my soul out.. Too bad I turned into a pink unicorn, and blasted the demon with my rainbow horn laser.
 
@deadfoe51 that is the best way to counter god roleplaying idiots xD
It is my preferred option.. Either I blast them with my rainbows, or I just turn into a pink unicorn, and fly off into the non-existent sunset.. It quite depends on what is going on, and what mood I am in. Oh, and there is always the option of ripping their arm off, and beating them with it.
 
It is my preferred option.. Either I blast them with my rainbows, or I just turn into a pink unicorn, and fly off into the non-existent sunset.. It quite depends on what is going on, and what mood I am in. Oh, and there is always the option of ripping their arm off, and beating them with it.
Why are we not funding this? *insert over used family guy meme here*
 
I basically correct their logic to make it as realistic as possible, make it funny, like... "*Lights Suram on fire with his mind*" "-Suram turns a few shades more tan, as he starts tearing at the man's face in punishment for ruining his inner pale emo!-"
 
I've fought a few god-roleplayers.. One time one was a full original demon, and tried ripping my soul out.. Too bad I turned into a pink unicorn, and blasted the demon with my rainbow horn laser.
I laughed so hard reading that, I almost missed the "winner" rating :D
I really need to try that next time. Or another version.
Usually I logic the crap out of the god-RPer OOC until their brain explodes :)
 
I just turn turn into the angry grandpa.... "Well you darned whippersnapper! Back in my day we didn't have no demons with super powers, NO! we had to rely on good ol' fashioned In-jun-uity in order to RP properly. And we had to walk FIFTEEN miles in the snow in order to do so! We didn't have dem conflangled interwebs things that you youngun's are so keen on!" That usually leaves them confused....
 
The worst is when you sit there and this guy whose RP char is 10 years old God RP's. Its so terrible...
So Its like:
"Uses sword to cut out guts and Rax can't block"
Dude your 10)))
He has battle experience)))

He has battle experience?!
-.-
 
Mhm Here is a thing when I was fighting a Noob.
Me: -Starts to chop her other leg off-
Her: -Uses Magic-
Me:-_- Their is lapis everywhere and on my axe...))
Her:-warps away-
Me: Dafuq?
 
On the first days of joining Massive... there was a noob with the name: Pumpking.
He started god-rp'ing the crap out of everyone, and raping the females. At last he said:

I'm the most fabulous one here, BIATCH.

Aaaand... I laughed my butt off.
 
๖ۣۜI once got attacked by a zombie jedi who threw radioactive piss at me which had the explosion of an A-Bomb.
Safe to say, I literally passed out in laughter.
 
๖ۣۜI once got attacked by a zombie jedi who threw radioactive piss at me which had the explosion of an A-Bomb.
Safe to say, I literally passed out in laughter.
God roleplaying so powerfully that the person you are roleplaying with falls unconscious.
No mere OC should have that kind of power.
 
~WARNING~ There is an person that can spit meteors out there, BEWARE No, really, run when you'll spot him doing it.
 
~WARNING~ There is an person that can spit meteors out there, BEWARE No, really, run when you'll spot him doing it.
Show me where he is.. I will call the powers of fabulous, and assume my unicorn form, and battle this "Meteor spitter" His meteors are no match for my rainbow horn laser of fabulous!!!