For The New Vampire Players

[Gwyndo]

So basically, with the vampire plugin back, I've seen a bunch of new vampire players floating about in roleplay.

Some of these people had very... 'Conspicuous' names, and I was going to try go searching for that page about how certain names don't really suit vampires.. Until I got the idea to post this here -

It pretty much sums up my views on those names, and I thought it was too funny not to share and see who agrees ^^

Sorry if general isn't the place for a joke like this, I just got reminded of this scene a few minutes ago, and it made me think about this server
Also yes, it's blurred. Totally appropriate and not breaking any rules at all. Gosh, so dirty.

 

[Jahrur]

Rick and Morty <3

 

[ChensSpaghetti]

I love this. You're great.

 

[MissingNum]

Rick and *BURP* Morty

 

[ChensSpaghetti]

"Morty, c'mon, *burp* Morty. Forget about the *burp* damn vampires Morty. Morty, we have *more* important thinks going on. Let your dimwitted, useless father *burp*, Morty. Let's go, Morty. Don't worry, there's no seeds to shove up your- *burp* Nevermind, Morty."

 

[leafnosedbat]

"Aww geez, I dunno Rick, this seems pretty important"

 

[Gwyndo]

"No, M- Morty, y'see in this - *burp* - In this universe, Morty, vampires - They, they- they all have - *burp* - the word "blood" in their name, Morty. They just do, Morty. It- It's a thing here."

"Oh- Oh okay I- I get it Rick. I think I get it now. It's just uh, a good job everyone always carries holy water, no matter what, in every situation, ever. I- I mean it's just.. Convenient, you know Rick?"

@LeafMC
@StereoTurtle

 

[Legoclub22]

Oh, kewl, they brougt back the vampire plugin? I know a few people who will be infected when I return. XD

 

[Beetletoes]

I'm glad this was posted, but knowing the new players, they're probably going to keep up the "Bloodfang Nightdrinker" bullcrap for a few months.

 

[Beetletoes]

Also, if I ever play one of those "edgy/goth/dark" vampire characters, he's gonna have AIDS from all that blood he drinks.

 

[InDogsWeTrust]

Also, if I ever play one of those "edgy/goth/dark" vampire characters, he's gonna have AIDS from all that blood he drinks.

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That's just food poisoning.

 

[Medvekoma]

Are you having a problem with my perfectly valid character, Duchess Shadowvoid Bloodfang? I find this rather offensive.

 

[PurpleDrac]

Well.. My vamp char's name is Damon Atlas Briar, so.... yeah. The closest he gets to 'goth' is pouting 'cause someone ate his cookie, not to mention he's about as 'edgy' as a feather pillow.
However, When it comes to 'dark' and all that... I just don't get it, vampires are not even close to dark. They're even more white than Starbucks regulars, mainlanders, and baby powder; all mixed together. (For those who need it spelled out, that was a joke I'm not bing racist. I'm just saying "get a tan")
As for everyone else with the Shadowing/Bloodclaw/Deathfang/Nightdrinker/Bloodmoon/Shadownight, the pure originality of these names blow my mind. (hurdehurhur)

 

[Gwyndo]

Are you having a problem with my perfectly valid character, Duchess Shadowvoid Bloodfang? I find this rather offensive.

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Oh crap, a staff member

I- I- I'm sorry, High Duchess Shadowvoid Bloodfang, please don't use your uh.. Mastery of all Void, Mind, Spirit, and Elemental magic to strike me down D:

 

[Gwyndo]

"As edgy as a feather pillow."

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Dude, please change your title to this. 10/10

 

[PurpleDrac]

Dude, please change your title to this. 10/10

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<-- You got it.

 

[__Kitsune__]

5 words.
This. Is. So. Frigging. True.

 

[RememberTheGame]

What episode/season was the vampire part from?

 

[Gwyndo]

What episode/season was the vampire part from?

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After credit scene for Season 2, Episode 7 - "Big Trouble in Little Sanchez"

Love the beginning of that episode.
"Why aren't you more ashamed of yourself?" - Granddad
"Dad!?" - Daughter
"Be ashamed of yourself sweetie." - Dad

xD

 

[RememberTheGame]

After credit scene for Season 2, Episode 7 - "Big Trouble in Little Sanchez"

Love the beginning of that episode.
"Why aren't you more ashamed of yourself?" - Granddad
"Dad!?" - Daughter
"Be ashamed of yourself sweetie." - Dad

xD

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God damnit, I can't wait for Season 3. Gonna be a bloodbath, I hope they use some of the Lore from the Rick and Morty Pokemon clone. (Pocket Morty's)

 

[Optimalfriskies]

I feel like my O.C Shadow Darkblood III the reaper isn't accepted... ;-;

 

[Legoclub22]

I feel like my O.C Shadow Darkblood III the reaper isn't accepted... ;-;

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Necro!

 

[Optimalfriskies]

I found my new char

Spoiler: Avert your eyes children, It's too edgy

 

[BittaBoBittoBa]

Exactly! This is why I get clever with my spooki vampires and name myself "Mysterious Hooded Stranger" ,

Clearly my originality and disguise prowess is impermeable to mere mortals!