Dragonflower Lifestyle Magazine | Issue #1

[BertToast]

[!] An aging, yet highly fashionable Daendroque man stands outside the Golden Willow, selling copies of a glossy and colorful magazine for four regals.

Spoiler: OOC Note

Hi. So I decided to make a mini lifestyle magazine on Massivecraft! Hoping that this'll be a biweekly thing... might rescind that statement later, though.

Special thanks to all these lovely people listed below for posing for my magazine and for offering me feedback and ideas during the design process! Literally couldn't have done it without you.

@Hutydan @KasterBestFallen @Trackedpilled @cucumber_ranch @Wilvahelm @trent_rouls @MyCatBubbles @Naz_Cook @eiiiiiko @Kibaa @TheSilverSpectre

Anyone reading this: let me know if you want to be featured in the next issue! I'm especially looking for skinners who are open to showcasing their work in the fashion section or businesses that want to "buy" an advertisement. Thanks for reading and I hope you enjoyed it!!!

 

[ClottedArteries]

A nobleman pays for a copy, flipping through the copy until he notices something.. "This gym location look very similar to one I manage.. Wait- That MY gym!" He huffed. "I gotta talk with a few guys."

 

[GRIST_]

Hy'riss flips through a copy somewhere. "I'm a better lawyer than that guy." They grumbled, staring at the pictures for a long time. They thought it was funny.

OOC NOTE: This is hilarious please do more. I would suggest putting down the file size though they take a really long time to load!

 

[bwmwags3]

A necrotech bat brings a bralla a copy, stealing it from the daendroque's hands. For the bralla had clearly forgotten to program the concept of commerce into it. None the wiser about the theft, the Bralla looks it over, jotting down notes.

"Isn't that the woman we shot at, mm she's doing well how nice. Love this magazine thing, Smalla 1 new directive alchemical testing," hands the golemn the beauty product ideas, "Test the chemical composition of these items."

The Bralla subscribes, but as it has no concept of buying things (yet nudge nudge) they basically instruct their bat to snatch copies as they are released.