Hear ye hear ye, and here ye and there ye and everywhere ye and nowhere ye, and hear ye carfullyee cause idk how long this weird trance where I hear the duckfather will last. "The duckfather speaks!" well duh... I got that part already... what about!? "The duckfather, in the vast expanse of time, has found that his followers are ridiculed and rebuked as silly due to their affiliation with the name of a comical waterfowl that has come to be known as a "duck". Oh what a blow this conspiracy is, that such an animal should take the form of the great symbol of the order of ducks." ok, he rambled on about this for a while... I kinda zoned out of being zoned out at this point. My parents wanted me to watch my younger brothers or something, so I had to actually be conscious for a few minutes. I zoned back out about when the duckfather was finishing his rant. "And thats why they called it hamburger hursday! Which is what gave me the inspiration to request a commission of the [good] strange people of the internet. For it is here that the silly and ridiculous are hailed as great and powerful, through what you call "dank memez." As such, I require a thousand "dank memez" on the topic of ducks, myself (the duckfather) and the government's conspiracy against the duck kind. I require it by Tuesday... last week. Thats it. I think I can stall him until the end of February, but he really needs some duck memes. Idk either. I'll pay 1000r to the person that posts the most duck memes by the end of February. The duckfather doesn't really understand memes so really go for quantity over quality, but if its not very good quality then I won't count it. So, to recap Ill give 1000r to the person that posts the most duck meme pictures here that qualify as a meme. Valid memes include: popular internet meme pictures properly suited to the subject of ducks random duck photos with duck propoganda terrible pictures of deformed ducks with duck propaganda (see example) inspiring stock photos that encourage people to "hail the duckfather" Propaganda about the Great Seasonal Wars of The Duck Hunters Please note: The duckfather closely resembles a spiritual entity and has many properties of one, however he is not and his followers only follow him in a political sense that also has many properties of a religious following... Point is don't take the whole hail the duckfather thing farther than kinda seeming a bit religious in a light silly way. I plan to use these across other social media platforms and they need to be 100% acceptable in all of them. That the government conspiracy thing is vague on purpose, but I'd love to see your guy's conspiracy theories in the memes. Take X-Files pictures and stick duck related text and I'll give bonus points. umm... if you have questions start a convo oh! and heres an example of a crude duck picture Such art skillz... much wow! I used the google hangouts picture editor for that one cause its such a primitive drawing thingy. Anyways, meme away!