Custom Made Bread

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  1. BeetrootSalad

    BeetrootSalad the gremlin child

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    DISCLAIMER: I will not be able to ship your bread to you, as I am a minor and bread is a food product that may expire during shipping.

    Please be aware that bread can take upwards of 6 hours to make and that ingredients may take days to come by. I will try to make your bread ASAP, but it could take a week a longer.

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    Do you own a bakery? Perhaps a tavern or establishment in Regalia? Do you want to write lore or menus with accompanying photographs?
    Look no further! Welcome to the Custom Bread Bakery!

    I will bake you a loaf of bread in whatever shape you'd like and send high quality photos of the process, the dough and of the final product, all for a low price of 5-50 Regals!

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    I will not do NSFW shaped bread. I will also not be able to do advanced scoring, as I only have a pair of scissors and a dull razor.
    I also can't do extremely long breads like 6 feet long baguettes, my oven's not big enough.

    I am willing to do complex braiding (think Challah), knots, large or small sizes and rolls.

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    (Please excuse the Cinnamon Rolls. I was unable to find any higher quality images, and I can assure you that the photos will be a higher standard/the standard of the other bread pictures.)
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    Offering Price (5 - 50 regals):
    The shape of bread desired
    (Images or text description):
    Any particular scoring patterns?
    (Unscored bread will likely crack on top if it isn't knotted):
    Would you like me to tie twine across the loaf?:
    Any spices/garnishes added to the final product
    (honey, herbs, spices, glaze, etc. Requesting Eggnog will make the bread shiny.):
    Size?:
    What setting would you like the images in?
    (A Noble setting would warrant a nicer table and china plating, while a Commoner's setting may be messier and feature more homely wooden plating):
    What will you be using these images for?:


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    Example Request: The first image in Examples
    Offering Price: 15 regals
    The shape of bread desired: 9 small knotted 'loaves' in a square shape, akin to Chinese milk bread, toasty, fluffier texture, brown on top and golden on bottom.
    Any particular scoring patterns?: No, this will be knotted.
    Would you like me to tie twine across the loaf?: No.
    Any spices/garnishes added to the final product: Salt and eggwash.
    Size?: Large-Medium, think a full platter.
    What setting would you like the images in?: Modern setting, kitchen-esque with some garments like jam jars and butter knives in the background.
    What will you be using these images for?: Just for fun :)
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    Garnishes in Stock: (Feel free to ask even if it's not on the list, I may have forgotten!)
    - Honey
    - Salt (flaky salt, pretzel-esque large salt chunks and fine kosher salt)
    - Pepper
    - Seeds
    - Glaze / Powdered Sugar
    - Egg Wash
    - Raw MSG in powder and liquid form
    - Expired Butterscotch Frosting (it's the look that matters and I have an iron stomach so it's okay)
    - Butter
    - Various fruits and jams
    - Vitamin Gummies (please don't)
    - Molasses
    - Cocktail Cherries (again, please don't make me put this on bread)​
     
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  2. BogeyBanshee

    BogeyBanshee <3 @Tunea

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    Bless you this is absolutely necessary.
     
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  3. BeetrootSalad

    BeetrootSalad the gremlin child

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    the only reason the prices are so low is because i'm deducting the happiness i get from eating the bread afterward
     
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  4. The73rdNerd

    The73rdNerd cool beans

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    Those are some nice bread.
     
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  5. JoyShake

    JoyShake Deceptively unwholesome

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    I low-key wanna buy bread images omg
     
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  6. Nalst

    Nalst Wikipedian

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    Cool, now make custom swords out of the bread and sell them as modern art.
     
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  7. mochalattes

    mochalattes FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOM Premium

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    reserving this i want BREAD
     
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  8. FireFan96

    FireFan96 ex-Chancellor in Glorium Staff Member Lore2
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    This takes "let's get this bread" to a whole new level.
     
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  9. Winterless

    Winterless george strait's biggest fan Staff Member Game1
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    I have never seen this on Massive before.

    Innovative!
     
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  10. BogeyBanshee

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    Mr. Garnier's Meat Buns! (Meatless)​
    Offering Price: 69 Regals
    The shape of bread desired: small round loaves
    Any particular scoring patterns?: Yes, scored around in zigzag pattern, as if it had been by Garnier's tiger claws.
    Would you like me to tie twine across the loaf?: No.
    Any spices/garnishes added to the final product: Flour
    Size?: Size of the clenched fist of a manly-man
    What setting would you like the images in?: Homely, rustic... manly? One cut in half with anything stuffed inside. (ANYTHING)
    What will you be using these images for?: FOR VARRAN CULTURE AND PRIDE. And my character sheet.
     
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  11. BeetrootSalad

    BeetrootSalad the gremlin child

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    I have some bad news.

    The bread didn't bake very well and I couldn't find any meat to put into it, but I still got pictures of the raw dough.
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    FireFan96 ex-Chancellor in Glorium Staff Member Lore2
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    even if the bread comes out ugly, it's still a win to the one who eats it!
     
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  13. BogeyBanshee

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    I kinda love it more this way. Gives it character. :D I didn't expect you to mess up but I completely expected Garnier to do this!

    Tis Purrrrfect. Hahahaha
     
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  14. Eccetra

    Eccetra Rat Mama

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    I love this so, so much.

    Offering Price (5 - 50 regals): 55 regals and my undying love.
    The shape of bread desired:
    - Rat shaped. I don't mind how you go about achieving it; even a standard loaf with 2 chocolate buttons for ears would be perfect, just do your best to make it resemble a rat/mouse!! Perhaps you could use knots for ears on an otherwise oval loaf? Raisins for eyes?
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    Any particular scoring patterns?:
    - Whatever looks best or is necessary, my dude!​
    Would you like me to tie twine across the loaf?:
    - If there's a discernable neck? Bow around the neck.​
    Any spices/garnishes added to the final product:
    - Anything you like!​
    Size?:
    - Whatever size is necessary for a rodent bread. Tiny mouse? Lovely. Giant rat? Fabulous.​
    What setting would you like the images in?:
    - Warm, homely commoner setting. The kitchen or on a simple wooden cutting board would be excellent, whatever's cute!​
    What will you be using these images for?:
    - My character app and my profile picture. I'm also gonna offer it up for all the IC bakeries to use!!
    - I think the Golden Hive and the Sunflower Café might like a rodent bread.​
     
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  15. BeetrootSalad

    BeetrootSalad the gremlin child

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    There's enough sourdough rn to make both those orders/redo one.
     
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  16. BeetrootSalad

    BeetrootSalad the gremlin child

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    There's a chance these'll get fucked over in the oven, but it's likely that I could salvage the rat ones if they do.
    I spilled all the peppercorns in my kitchen and had to painstaking put them back into the pepper grinders when I made it
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  17. Daekon

    Daekon My battery is low, and its getting lonely.

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    I have no words to describe how much I love this
     
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  18. Eccetra

    Eccetra Rat Mama

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    @BeetrootSalad
    I LOVE THESE SO MUCH I CAN'T EXPRESS. You did way better than I was hoping!!
    Thankyou for your service of adding rat-shaped bread rolls to the world. I'm excited to see how they look when they're finished baking...
     
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    Eccetra Rat Mama

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    @BeetrootSalad Bump!
    Did you ever get around to baking them? The above images are lovely and I will 100% pay you regardless, I just want to make sure you're not waiting around for payment!
     
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    BeetrootSalad the gremlin child

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    Oh shoot, my bad! I did indeed bake them, but I need to transfer the files over, give me a second.

    Payment is optional.
     
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    BeetrootSalad the gremlin child

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    Eccetra Rat Mama

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    @BeetrootSalad BLESS. I love that the ears still came out even after baking...
    Thankyou so much for your bread services!!! Highly recommended!
     
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    Bunemma guinea pig gremlin Staff Member World2

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    Offering Price (5 - 50 regals):
    - 55 regals :-D
    The shape of bread desired (Images or text description):
    - Loafers.
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    Any particular scoring patterns? (Unscored bread will likely crack on top if it isn't knotted):
    Nope!
    Would you like me to tie twine across the loaf?:
    Like shoelaces, if you're able..
    Any spices/garnishes added to the final product (honey, herbs, spices, glaze, etc. Requesting Eggnog will make the bread shiny.):
    Baker's choice.
    Size?:
    Whatever works!
    What setting would you like the images in?
    Baker's choice.
    What will you be using these images for?:
    A good laugh, and to market towards Aesling Sylfina. Will put them in my forum signature.

    (Note - this is an entirely serious request. I think it'd be RADICAL to see Loafers IRL.)
     
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    BeetrootSalad the gremlin child

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    i hate this pun so goddamn much

    Accepted.
     
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  25. BeetrootSalad

    BeetrootSalad the gremlin child

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    I've come down with a mysterious illness, so this might take a bit longer. Don't wanna make food while sick, in case I contaminate the food.
     
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    BeetrootSalad the gremlin child

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    Hello! I'm going to begin planning background 'sets'. Would you guys like if I did? I'll add more if that's the case, but otherwise I'll keep it custom.
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    BeetrootSalad the gremlin child

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    Still sick, but getting better. I'll get to you soon!
     
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    BeetrootSalad the gremlin child

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    Starting up bread again!
     
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    Offering Price: 55 raggles
    The shape of bread desired: The fanciest looking loaf you can create
    Any particular scoring patterns? Just sum diagonal lines
    Would you like me to tie twine across the loaf?: Yes please!
    Any spices/garnishes added to the final product: Egg wash, and uhh. Just make it look fancy.
    Size?: A good loaf size. Not too big, but not too small, you catch my drift?
    What setting would you like the images in? Noble
    What will you be using these images for?: My own personal enjoyment, and possibly as some bread my character made to flex their culinary points

    i love this shop with my whole heart
     
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  30. BeetrootSalad

    BeetrootSalad the gremlin child

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    Update: I'll get to this in a week, sorry for the delays, my yeast jar exploded.
     
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    Is this shop still open?

    Offering Price (5 - 50 regals): 75r
    The shape of bread desired: French bâtard
    Any particular scoring patterns?: Baker's Choice
    Would you like me to tie twine across the loaf?: No
    Any spices/garnishes added to the final product: If you have them, I'd like a seeded loaf with poppy, sesame, and fennel
    Size?: Baker's Choice
    What setting would you like the images in?: Whatever's rustic
    What will you be using these images for?: idk
     
  32. BeetrootSalad

    BeetrootSalad the gremlin child

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    Supply delays due to Corona but I’m still taking orders.
     
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  33. BeetrootSalad

    BeetrootSalad the gremlin child

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    Alright, seeing as Corona has fucked over my bread supplies, I’ve been making cake instead. It’s not the greatest but it’s from scratch and tastes good, and I’ll make you a serious loaf once supplies opens up again. F8BC967E-F110-484E-A67F-C2B7B2F5BC66.jpeg 17757754-06B9-4533-BD40-B255F6F7D599.jpeg
     
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  34. Arcanus01134

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    Offering Price: 30r
    The shape of bread desired: 3 sort of hoagies dusted in flour.
    Any particular scoring patterns?: One down the length.
    Would you like me to tie twine across the loaf?: No.
    Any spices/garnishes added to the final product: Flour.
    Size?: A bit bigger than your fist.
    What setting would you like the images in?: As rustic as you can get it.
    What will you be using these images for?: Mila's Character app.
     
  35. roiyel

    roiyel ᴘᴏᴜʀ ʟ'ɪɴsᴛᴀɴᴛ, ᴛᴀɪs-ᴛᴏɪ. Staff Member PR1

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    this is like heaven in a thread

    for my eyes

    thank u
     
  36. Proudbucket

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    A Cielothar interpretation of Kings cake

    Offering Price:
    50r
    The shape of bread desired: round, like a garland or a wreath.
    Any particular scoring patterns?: your choice.
    Would you like me to tie twine across the loaf?: your choice.
    Any spices/garnishes added to the final product: Decorations on top made with dry, crystalized or candied fruit.
    Size?: At least large enough for you and your family/friends to each have 2 slices each.
    What will you be using these images for?: Only in massive, only for rp purposes.

    Bread is usually soft and usually taken with hot chocolate. Hide a fava-bean sized colorful pebble inside the dough. Everyone cuts their own slice, whoever finds the pebble while cutting the bread or eating it prepares something special in February.
     
  37. BeetrootSalad

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    i shall purchase flour but this week is insanely busy
     

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