Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Joseph Marini, Jul 12, 2013.
Granted, but you lose all of the social life you had before this point
I wish to be an Animator
Granted, you animate the life cycle of a laundry basket.
I wish I was aboard a Venator Cruiser fully staffed with clones loyal to me and only me, floating in Earth's orbit.
Granted but the Earth explodes so you're forever stuck up there and you realize that you find yourself a lot more annoying then you remember.
I wish the Star Wars Episode 8 trailer was released during the super bowl.
Granted but jar Jar returns and causes the sequels to be canceled due to angry mobs
I wish there were no more corrupted wishes
Granted, But I get to say mine last
I wish to be last one here.
Granted but then ungranted
I wish upon a star
Granted, you wish to be able to touch the star. Your wish comes true when a 9 foot meteorite, the star you wished on, lands on you and crushes your spine and organs, rendering you a living vegetable.
I wish I had more time to peer-review char sheets
Granted but all of them are "Creeper Hoody DJ vampire characters with a name that ends in 'bloodshot' or 'darkfang' who like to roleplay with their secret vampire assassin group who are all haunted by their past and all have dead parents and family, but still somehow manage to have a destiny waiting for them to be unlocked once they can realize their ultimate goal in saving Regalia and solve a particularly troubling love triangle, their only aid their supernatural abilities which nobody else because they were passed down by a magic amulet gained by some supernatural force watching over them which also grants them fantastic fighting abilities and the ability to access all magic which are used to fight the evil rival who wants to destroy the world with the power of Baver or some stupid shit."
I wish I had a adventurous roleplay arch to follow among my daily regular story.
Y u do dis ;-;
Granted, you must escape your insand obsessive girlfriend who removes limbs and beats you whenever you escape, and always finds you.
I wish I could instantly read and/or reply to all my alerts so I had time to browse dank memes
Granted, but only works once
I wish to have enough money to buy a tablet.
Granted, but the tablet can do nothing but continually play a single video on loop that describes the exact process of the life cycle of an amoeba.
I wish I could not keep hoping to not unalive myself.
Granted but you fail
I wish to see @MrSpideyPool 's Face (XD)
Granted but he is actually Medusa and you turn to stone.
I... I wish I could swim...
Like dolphins... Like dolphins can swim...
Granted, but you die from a giant squid attack.
I wish for more ideas to wish for
Granted but they all suck and nobody likes them.
I wish that it'd snow tomorrow too.
Granted, but you get buried in a blizzard.
I wish the next season of Designated Survivor would air already
granted, its aweful tho and ruins the series.
I wish I had this thread watched and my pq would go thru
Granted; you get notifications of seemingly weak corruptions, and you like no one. Granted; the pq results in your character's eternal maim, and you accomplished nothing.
I wish this thread would die already. (sorry)
Granted, but it came back
I wish this wish would come true.
I wish to stop coming back here.
Granted, you successfully leave. However, every night it haunts you. You want to come back but you know you can't. It calls for you, you want to give into it... But you cannot.
I wish that this thread would never end! (Seriously, 4 years? It shall never die you unbelievers! At least want 100 pages.)
I wish that dreams didn't come true
Granted, but all your worst nightmares come true instead.
I wish I could meet George Washington.
Granted, but you meet him when he was 2 years old. (Awww)
I wish to pass my upcoming science test.
granted, out of nervousness you eat your test, it was very difficult to pass.
I wish that I could think of a better wish.
Granted, it involves methane.
I wish I had less overbearing, controling parents.
Granted, the small indian child named "I" is parents died in a tragic car accident. He lives in a bad neighborhood and he has no family and is orphaned. Orphanages are rare in the sad indian hills. He walks for hours on end trying to find help, though with no care, his chances decrease. The greed around him forces him to eat half a rat from a dumpster for dinner, infected the rat was, he dies.
I wish I had a life.
Granted, but you lose it after 1 hour.
I wish deadly unicorns were real.
Granted, but they are extremely small and all live inside of a hollow golf ball. This golf ball lies at the bottom of one of the great oceans of the world, and all you have to help you find it is a very vague map of Mumbai.
I wish I had more time to do things in.
Granted, time is frozen. You have all the time in the world but you can't interact with anyone else and no one will ever see what you do.
I wish Netflix had every movie ever.
Granted, but it costs 50x the theater price to watch them, and it's 50% ads
I wish I could do what I want, when I want
Granted, but you can only do it for one day, after which you will catch fire and be doomed to run around flailing your arms like an idiot for all eternity.
I wish for something great to happen.
Granted, but it doesn't involve you.
I wish I had a personal butler who did anything for me without objection.
Granted, but he does it in the worst possible way and messes it all up.
I wish I had a decent gaming laptop.
Granted, but it's so massive that you can't press down on the keys, no matter how much you jump up and down on them.
I wish to be omnipotent.
Granted, but only for 1 day.
I wish for the massivemusic line to go faster, but still be bale to listen to the awesome music
Granted, time speeds up so the lines moves faster. Problem is that it doesn't stop and you go right through the music.
I wish I could magically fix any broken item.
Granted, you fix it so badly that it breaks on it's first use
I wish that I was a lord of mushrooms
Granted, but they murder you a few weeks later,
I Wish My Favorite Ship Would Happen