Corrupt A Wish!

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  1. alex040401

    alex040401 Darek Rebir, a Dwarf (I think?)

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    Granted, but firefighters are about to set it on fire for training.
    I wish I could see the future.
     
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  2. Joseph Marini

    Joseph Marini Just that cool explorer tin77

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    Granted, but the only future you is the future of a saturn.
    I wish I could contact aliens.
     
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  3. alex040401

    alex040401 Darek Rebir, a Dwarf (I think?)

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    Granted, but they react to it like they do to the guy who tried to send a message of peace in Independence Day.
    I wish I could tell what people think about me.
     
  4. AussieDog2012

    AussieDog2012 Still kickin

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    Granted but you quickly become morbidly obese and depressed as you learn that people really hate you.
    I wish to make my high school tennis team.
     
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  5. LordSylveon

    LordSylveon The Desciple of Cecidit
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    Granted, but the other teams stomp your team deep, deep into the ground.
    I wish for a fish on a dish.
     
  6. Notcha

    Notcha I'm a dog in a Space Suit...what's your excuse?

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    Granted but you lose your Tennis arm in a freak accident involving a toaster and a lollipop the next day.

    Damn posts keep being posted too fast :I

    @Thalen Granted but the fish is still alive and attempts to eat you.
    I wish I owned Killing Floor
     
  7. favoured

    favoured Pink Fluffy Unicorn

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    Granted but you realize that instead of the game Killing Floor, you've received a floor where people endlessly spawn and are killed in horrific ways.
    I wish my brother would stop driving me insane.
     
  8. nclytmt

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    Granted but he is now so boring you want to murder him

    I wish for weaponized sticks in mcmmo
     
  9. Llefty_

    Llefty_ Refugee

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    Granted, but PlayStation is bought by Microsoft then PSN is discontinued.

    I wish Worldedit was officially added to Minecraft vanilla.
     
  10. FCCarnilord

    FCCarnilord Regalian Lesser Noble

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    Tomsix33 granted, but you can only spawn in primed TNT where you are standing.
    I wish for a axe so i can kill my enemies.
     
  11. Notcha

    Notcha I'm a dog in a Space Suit...what's your excuse?

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    Granted, but you recieve the Lumberjacks Axe from Don't Starve and it's endless yacking eventually drives you to suicide.

    I wish I had a better motherboard.
     
  12. Llefty_

    Llefty_ Refugee

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    Granted, bu-404 ERROR UNKNOWN

    ERROR CODE 847x13o37

    FOR MORE HELP PLEASE CALL XXX-XXX-XXXX

    I wish I had an indestructible gaming laptop to carry wherever I go.
     
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  13. Lord_ArchAngel

    Lord_ArchAngel Justice Bringer

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    Wish granted but the laptop is too heavy to be carried on.
    I wish my spawn shop doesn't suck
     
  14. josephdm

    josephdm Jarkor Cringflar

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    Granted but you waste all your hard earned silver on a slow horse.

    I wish I could get a better Art software :I
     
  15. Lord_ArchAngel

    Lord_ArchAngel Justice Bringer

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    Wish granted but the software goes crazy and draws everything you don't want it too.
    I wish Osai would fight back in raids, instead of sitting in a box
     
  16. Im00ownu

    Im00ownu

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    Granted, but when they attack, you are killed mercilessly.
    I wish I could make a server like Massive
     
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  17. Joseph Marini

    Joseph Marini Just that cool explorer tin77

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    Granted, but the Monmarty police come over and sue you for stealing there server.
    I wish BBBs traps werent so hard to figure out...
     
  18. celticwitch

    celticwitch Grand Priestess of The Oldt Fayth
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    Granted but you still fail to see them.
    I wish I could get a texturepack that won't kill my computer.
     
  19. Mecharic

    Mecharic I'm tempermental, deal with it.
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    Granted but the pack sucks.

    I wish I could ride a dragon!
     
  20. Im00ownu

    Im00ownu

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    Granted, but the dragon has a mind of its own, and flies away with you on it
    I wish my fishing skill was 1000
     
  21. Mecharic

    Mecharic I'm tempermental, deal with it.
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    Granted but you still get only leather with sucky enchantments.

    I wish I was King of Aloria!
     
  22. Im00ownu

    Im00ownu

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    Granted, but there is no king of Aloria, so you have no meaning.
    I wish I was the Emperor of Regalia
     
  23. alex040401

    alex040401 Darek Rebir, a Dwarf (I think?)

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    Granted, but you become Emperor right before the people of Aloria start a revolution.
    I wish Obama had never been president.
     
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  24. Mecharic

    Mecharic I'm tempermental, deal with it.
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    Granted but because he never became president the United States collapsed into chaos and civil war.

    I wish people wouldn't make political wishes :P
     
  25. Llefty_

    Llefty_ Refugee

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    Granted but then people make religious wishes.

    I wish people wouldn't corrupt wishes, then have the wish for that wish to not be corrupted actually corrupted therefore causing a paradox...
     
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  26. Mecharic

    Mecharic I'm tempermental, deal with it.
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    Wish Granted but - is that a black hole?

    I wish that I owned a hydroelectric dam with a supercomputer in it so that I could get Massivecraft a Lag-Free server.
     
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    favoured Pink Fluffy Unicorn

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    Granted, but Massivecraft proceeds to be flooded by annoying noobs.

    I wish that I had pie.
     
  28. Mecharic

    Mecharic I'm tempermental, deal with it.
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    Granted, but it is your least favorite type of pie.

    I wish I had the balls to stand up to people :)
     
  29. alex040401

    alex040401 Darek Rebir, a Dwarf (I think?)

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    Granted, but the wish was granted in a metaphorical AND literal way, meaning that your junk is now too big to actually use.
    I wish people stopped arguing over the XB1 anx PS4.
     
  30. Mecharic

    Mecharic I'm tempermental, deal with it.
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    Wish Granted but now they argue over Nintendo and Wii.

    I wish I had a limitless supply of coca-cola.
     
  31. Golemlord

    Golemlord Beggar

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    Wish granted, but it isn't diet and you are fat.

    I wish I lived in the medieval era.
     
  32. celticwitch

    celticwitch Grand Priestess of The Oldt Fayth
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    Granted but you were a servant for the king living in poor poor conditions.

    I wish for a herd of black painted horses with no defects of being small or too large.
     
  33. Notcha

    Notcha I'm a dog in a Space Suit...what's your excuse?

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    Granted, but your horses are either too long or too short.
    I wish had I all the silver in Aloria.
     
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  34. Mecharic

    Mecharic I'm tempermental, deal with it.
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    Granted but Gold becomes the new currency so it's all worthless.

    I wish other Civilizations in Civ 5 would act according to the basic logic that bigger is stronger.
     
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  35. Golemlord

    Golemlord Beggar

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    Wish granted, but then some asshole founds a new city right next to yours, and you can't expand anymore.

    I wish that random noob un-RP factions wouldn't declare war on my faction solely for the sake of raiding and pillaging.
     
  36. Im00ownu

    Im00ownu

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    Granted, but now they want to take you as slaves
    I wish I was the owner of the most powerful faction on the server
     
  37. Joseph Marini

    Joseph Marini Just that cool explorer tin77

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    Granted, but a strong faction comes and destroys it.
    I wish I was a world class runner.
     
  38. Joseph Marini

    Joseph Marini Just that cool explorer tin77

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    Oh we posted at the same time.
     
  39. Llefty_

    Llefty_ Refugee

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    Granted, but then you tragically lose your legs in a plane crash on your way to a marathon.

    I wish I could live in a space station for a week.
     
  40. Joseph Marini

    Joseph Marini Just that cool explorer tin77

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    I wish I had soemthing to corrupt, since Tomsix didnt post any wish.
     

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