Corrupt A Wish!

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  1. Q1ntum_shot

    Q1ntum_shot Definitely not a serial killer

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    Granted but your teleported to space everytime you take a breath
    In other news enjoy being able to go to about 60 meters before the pressure can kill you

    I wish I had a good wish that didn’t get me killed instantly
     
  2. soapboxstage

    soapboxstage a muppet of a man

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    Granted, the wish delays your annihilation.

    I wish people got that reference.
     
  3. Q1ntum_shot

    Q1ntum_shot Definitely not a serial killer

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    Granted they know it’s from something but they don’t know what

    I wish people who understood aaaa
     
  4. tin77

    tin77 The Tin Can Man

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    Granted, they do, but it has no noticeable effect on your life and sadly it is a waste of a wish.

    I wish for this thread to continue on forever long past my death
     
  5. Q1ntum_shot

    Q1ntum_shot Definitely not a serial killer

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    Granted I thought this thread died long ago though.

    I wish for someone to bang their head on the keyboard for their wish
     
  6. tin77

    tin77 The Tin Can Man

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    Granted, that person is you.

    I wish for a more proper understanding of the 2008 financial crisis
     
  7. Sadface_Saturn

    Sadface_Saturn Tyler

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    Granted
    Granted, but you understand nothing else

    I wish I could pass my GCSEs
     
  8. Q1ntum_shot

    Q1ntum_shot Definitely not a serial killer

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    Granted you got 1 and everytime you drink tea you now explode you brit

    I wish for coffee
     
  9. Sadface_Saturn

    Sadface_Saturn Tyler

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    Granted but you can't ever have milk or sugar with it and have to drink it cold. Just plain black cold coffee.


    I wish for Milo art
     
  10. tin77

    tin77 The Tin Can Man

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    Granted, you now have an excessive amount of art for Milo the Fish, the comedic side-kick in the hit 2010 Disney Channel Original Comedy series, Fish Hooks. A good number of it is pornographic.

    I wish I could swim, like dolphins, like dolphins can swim.
     
  11. Q1ntum_shot

    Q1ntum_shot Definitely not a serial killer

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    Granted you are now a dolphin

    I wish for dolphin meat
     
  12. tin77

    tin77 The Tin Can Man

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    Granted, but not the kind of meat you were looking for. Dolphins have an insane sex drive, so good luck.

    I wish I could wake up with a sense of enthusiasm that keeps me driven throughout the entire day. The kind where I look around at a bright shining sun and I don't just see it, I feel it, like a gentle warmth comforting me and guiding me into a day where happiness awaits around every corner. I wish to walk and bring joy everywhere I go, knowing that nothing can bring me down because the cynicism of the world can't bring me down anymore. Everywhere I look there are friends, there's people I love, and they love me back. I know where I'm going in life and god, am I excited to get there. I wish I could end this perfect day with everybody with me, so that I might gaze up at the ceiling and say "life is good, life is perfect" and realize that I get to do it all again tomorrow.

    I wish
     
  13. Q1ntum_shot

    Q1ntum_shot Definitely not a serial killer

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    granted

    I wish for less meat
     
  14. HeyitsNano

    HeyitsNano The Messiah

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    Granted, but it happens

    I wish for the same as @tin77
     
  15. Q1ntum_shot

    Q1ntum_shot Definitely not a serial killer

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    Granted you get crushed by a rock

    I wish for apple
     
  16. tin77

    tin77 The Tin Can Man

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    Granted, but you didn't specify "a" apple. Now it's just... Apple. Everywhere. Existence has lost meaning. There is nowhere to strive in life. It's just... apple.

    I wish Q1ntum_shot would step up his corruption game (no shade intended)
     
  17. Q1ntum_shot

    Q1ntum_shot Definitely not a serial killer

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    Granted he is now a vampire and knows where you live have fuuuun

    I wish for blood
     
  18. dimetros

    dimetros unironic scalie

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    Granted! It's your blood. You are now bleeding profusely.

    I wish I could shapeshift.
     
  19. Q1ntum_shot

    Q1ntum_shot Definitely not a serial killer

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    Granted but you can only turn into inanimate objects and can’t change back so have fun with that

    I wish for a chair
     
  20. tin77

    tin77 The Tin Can Man

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    Granted, but it's one of those kindergarten chairs that barely anybody fits into.

    I wish I could acTUALLY DO SOMETHING WITH THAT BIG FUCKING STORY RELATED TO THIS GOD-FORSAKEN SERVER THAT I'VE HAD LYING AROUND FOR YEARS THAT I LOVE BUT CAN NEVER GET RIGHT AND ALWAYS FEEL THE NEED TO REMAKE ENTIRELY AND
     
  21. Q1ntum_shot

    Q1ntum_shot Definitely not a serial killer

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    Granted but only AtticCat can see them and she will point out all the flaws

    I wish for stopping and starting time
     
  22. tin77

    tin77 The Tin Can Man

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    Interesting because she offered to look it over for me, which was a nice offer, but I never got the chance to give it to her.

    Granted but you age regularly so you grow old quick and die surprisingly fast.
     
  23. tin77

    tin77 The Tin Can Man

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    I forgot to make a wish so I hope this isn’t bumping it too badly.

    I wish for my happiness to stay
     
  24. Serpent__

    Serpent__ Peasant Beggar

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    Granted, but now your pet fish has depression.

    I wish I could speak 10 different languages
     
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  25. Q1ntum_shot

    Q1ntum_shot Definitely not a serial killer

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    Granted they’re all dead languages so yay

    I wish for
    Placentam Neapolitanam
     
  26. tin77

    tin77 The Tin Can Man

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    Granted you get placenta neapolitian ice cream.

    I wish for the greatest roleplay I've ever experienced
     
  27. Q1ntum_shot

    Q1ntum_shot Definitely not a serial killer

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    Oh god no
    Granted but everything else is now worthless to you it all seems pathetic since you got hooked on the best rp ever. But you can’t get it back

    I wish for something less depressing
     
  28. Gh0ulKagun3_

    Gh0ulKagun3_ ~wavy-arms~

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    Granted... but everything seems too good to be true in a much happier place with all your dreams coming true that you arrive to the conclusion of isolating yourself for what you believe to being independent and provide your own happiness... alone... you arrive back to sadness.... (Sorry...)

    I wish for online friends
     
  29. tin77

    tin77 The Tin Can Man

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    Granted. And you love them so much. You spend countless hours online together, laughing and being dumbasses together while you hop around the internet finding shit to do. You fall in love with one of them but its difficult to keep things up as life gets busier. Eventually you find that they're all heading off on their own way one at a time. You guys try to find time to hop online but it isn't the same. Everybody is older, more focused on the business of life. And then one day, they don't even come on anymore. You're sitting in voice chat, alone, looking for somebody to come have a good time with you.

    They never do.

    I wish to travel the world.
     
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  30. Sadface_Saturn

    Sadface_Saturn Tyler

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    Granted, you get to travel the world, but when passing through Milton Keynes in the UK you catch coronavirus and you pass it to everyone in the world and... Oh nom.. You just infected everyone and killed them except Madagascar... Its just like Plauge Inc..

    I wish for some awesome flip flops
     
  31. soapboxstage

    soapboxstage a muppet of a man

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    Granted, but they are waaaaaayyyyy too flippy, and not enough floppy.

    I wish for a slice of chocolate cake.
     
  32. tin77

    tin77 The Tin Can Man

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    Granted. IT TASTES LIKE SHIT.

    I wish for musical talent.
     
  33. CamelOfTheSea

    CamelOfTheSea Desert Creatures go brrr
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    Granted, however people lose taste in music and switch to live action poetry.

    I wish for a flying dolphin
     
  34. TakeDown__

    TakeDown__ Faction hopper since '15

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    Granted, however it flies up into orbit, never to be seen again.

    I wish for designed build to be built without me having to build it.
     
  35. CamelOfTheSea

    CamelOfTheSea Desert Creatures go brrr
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    Granted but it’s not built on this server and is griefed heavily.

    I wish I could sing in a boy band
     
  36. soapboxstage

    soapboxstage a muppet of a man

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    Granted, you're now part of the 50's meanest barbershop quartet and you must commit daily crimes to remain respected by the group.

    I wish for a nice leather jacket
     
  37. BeetrootSalad

    BeetrootSalad the gremlin
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    Granted, but it’s human leather.

    I wish glowsticks could glow forever.
     
  38. soapboxstage

    soapboxstage a muppet of a man

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    Granted, but light pollution (which is already a big problem) becomes even worse and now nobody can see the night stars and many natural animals die.

    I wish I didn't have the flu.
     
  39. tin77

    tin77 The Tin Can Man

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    Granted. You do know that like dolphin sex-drives are off the charts right?

    I wish the funny react was still around
     
  40. CamelOfTheSea

    CamelOfTheSea Desert Creatures go brrr
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    Granted, however all the other reacts come back with you. You receive nothing but “please read the subject” again for the rest of your days.
     

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