Corrupt A Wish!

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  1. Korgex12

    Korgex12 The guy with 500+ cat pictures
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    Is this meant to be bad?

    Granted. The flames of it can burn any material except for air. You can never put it down or you will start a fire.

    I wish for more dad jokes.
     
  2. Rosana

    Rosana Bandit of all things huggable.

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    Granted, but they're all exceptionally bad - and all deal with a lightbulb screwing.

    I wish to be tossed off a cliff.
     
  3. Korgex12

    Korgex12 The guy with 500+ cat pictures
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    Granted. I won't corrupt it, instead: YEET

    I wish Pokemon SwSh would have decent graphics.
     
  4. Rosana

    Rosana Bandit of all things huggable.

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    Granted, but the graphics breaks after 5 minutes of playing.

    I wish to be adopted when I get to make my child Isldar.
     
  5. Q1ntum_shot

    Q1ntum_shot Everything is (not) fine!

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    Granted but he is inbred

    I wish I would stop watching game of thrones
     
  6. Q1ntum_shot

    Q1ntum_shot Everything is (not) fine!

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    Actually I wish season 8 was better
     
  7. Rosana

    Rosana Bandit of all things huggable.

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    Denied - we can only do so much. That's out of our reach.

    I wish to have a pink unicorn that eats people.
     
  8. AWildResi

    AWildResi uwuifier

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    Granted, but you go to jail for owning such a pet and it gets put down.

    I wish my cat loved me.
     
  9. Rosana

    Rosana Bandit of all things huggable.

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    Granted, but your cat will eat a finger once a night.

    I wish I wasn't in jail.
     
  10. Aurelian30k

    Aurelian30k Clown of Oldtown

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    Find out IC
     
  11. AWildResi

    AWildResi uwuifier

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    Granted, you're in a volcano instead.

    I wish I was in jail.
     
  12. Korgex12

    Korgex12 The guy with 500+ cat pictures
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    Granted. You're in a US prison. Have fun.

    I wish Texas had consistent weather.
     
  13. Rosana

    Rosana Bandit of all things huggable.

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    You heck.

    I'm not that powerful - but Granted, now it only rains acid.

    I wish my character to live a happy life in Marriage and have a kid.
     
  14. Korgex12

    Korgex12 The guy with 500+ cat pictures
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    Granted. Your character has a great life but yours will suck.

    I wish Minecraft banners were more versatile.
     
  15. Rosana

    Rosana Bandit of all things huggable.

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    It already does.

    Granted - However your mouse is broken so you can no longer make banners.

    I wish to get married to a vampire. On my character.
    Please.
    I want to see this happen - Or a Avant.
     
  16. AWildResi

    AWildResi uwuifier

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    Granted, the vampire uses them as a blood bag and cheats on them consantly due to vampires having no sense of monogamy.

    I wish my apps got insta accepted or re-accepted.
     
  17. Rosana

    Rosana Bandit of all things huggable.

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    Granted, but it now takes 32 years to make a application.

    I wish to get married to a vampire - that has sense of monogamy, but I'm okay with being a blood bag.
     
  18. AWildResi

    AWildResi uwuifier

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    Granted but they divorce you within a day.

    I wish.. Lich.
     
  19. Rosana

    Rosana Bandit of all things huggable.

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    Fu-

    Granted. But they are only allowed for one day.

    I wish to have a hug. From a cactus.
     
  20. AWildResi

    AWildResi uwuifier

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    Granted, I see no upside for you. The cactus hugs you back, all over your body. Prick prick.

    I wish for....... uh. crap I ran out of wishes. UHM. UH. UUUUHHHHH........... CANDY.
     
  21. Rosana

    Rosana Bandit of all things huggable.

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    Granted. But the candy is Hogwarts candy that make you puke.

    I wish to get rid of my depression
    Fuck wait - you guys aren't that powerful

    I wish to have a hug from a grim reaper.
     
  22. AWildResi

    AWildResi uwuifier

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    Granted, anything he touches dies. Goodbye friend...

    I wish to be the grim reaper that hugged you.
     
  23. Rosana

    Rosana Bandit of all things huggable.

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    Granted, but you die immediately. Goodbye fwiend :(

    I wish to get lured into a trap. Where I am sold to a person who likes hugs like me.
     
  24. MeganDgamer

    MeganDgamer Kaiden

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    Denied. We can only do so much

    I wish for green food dye to put on everyone's food
     
  25. Rosana

    Rosana Bandit of all things huggable.

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    Granted, but the food turns into a potato afterwards.

    I wish for a hug from the person reading this.
     
  26. AWildResi

    AWildResi uwuifier

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    Granted, but they turn into a cactus mid-hug.

    I wish for lava.
     
  27. Winterless

    Winterless Hero Staff Member Game2
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    Granted, but it turns to water when you look at it.

    I wish for some nice crunchy apples
     
  28. Q1ntum_shot

    Q1ntum_shot Everything is (not) fine!

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    Granted but they spoil within 2 seconds

    I wish for a dnd 5e stat sheet for Farie Dragons
     
  29. Legoclub22

    Legoclub22 Cyclically Inactive

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    Granted, but the sheet details an edgy orphan assassin half-vampire.

    I wish this thread had unlimited power for granting and corrupting wishes
     
  30. Rosana

    Rosana Bandit of all things huggable.

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    Denied - we don't have that much power.

    I wish to faceplant into a cactus.
     
  31. AWildResi

    AWildResi uwuifier

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    Granted, you die due to being impaled by pricks.

    I wish to be prickly like a cactus.
     
  32. Rosana

    Rosana Bandit of all things huggable.

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    Granted - but they disappear about .2 seconds.

    I wish to be alive again. Please. Normally. No Curses.
    please.
    Me begs.
     
  33. MeganDgamer

    MeganDgamer Kaiden

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    Granted. I'm not that mean.

    I wish for friends
     
  34. AWildResi

    AWildResi uwuifier

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    Granted but they all secretly hate you.

    I wish @Rosana was dead again.
     
  35. Rosana

    Rosana Bandit of all things huggable.

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    Denied. >:(

    I wish to have friends again.
     
  36. AWildResi

    AWildResi uwuifier

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    Denied.

    I wish I wouldn't be denied.
     
  37. Rosana

    Rosana Bandit of all things huggable.

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    Granted, but it only lasts for 20 seconds.

    I wish you didn't try to wish for me dead.
     
  38. AWildResi

    AWildResi uwuifier

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    Granted, but I wish for you deathly ill instead.

    I wish I could be a staffer.
     
  39. Rosana

    Rosana Bandit of all things huggable.

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    Denied - we don't have that much power.

    I wish for a fish.
     
  40. AWildResi

    AWildResi uwuifier

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    Granted, but it tries to kill you in your sleep.

    I wish I didn't have to sleep.
     

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