Corrupt A Wish!

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  1. Legoclub22

    Legoclub22 Cyclically Inactive

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    Granted, but they all lack the D. They're cucks who whine about everything and complain all the time.

    I wish I had that big d*ck energy
     
  2. Gh0ulKagun3_

    Gh0ulKagun3_ ~wavy-arms~

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    Granted.... But nobody knows, and doesn't want to know. EVER.

    I wish Freddie Mercury was still alive!
     
  3. Nano_Kay

    Nano_Kay Ottoman Leader

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    Granted but he lives on another galaxy.

    I wish I could PvP.
     
  4. xXKingDraugarXx

    xXKingDraugarXx Vile Warlock of Evil

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    Granted, but you can only pvp against noobs.

    I wish I had an ancient tribe of pre-christian germans.
     
  5. Legoclub22

    Legoclub22 Cyclically Inactive

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    Granted, but it's all 110lbs, 5'5 and under manlets.

    I wish I could mind control people, and the only side affect was them having constant nose bleeds and eventual brain aneurysms
     
  6. Gh0ulKagun3_

    Gh0ulKagun3_ ~wavy-arms~

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    Granted, though you have this power, someone had close encounters with you and your abilities had spread similar to germs. It had affected this person too. The other peoples were almost drained and you had a pool which was their blood and brain but that's off-topic. In the end this one other person that was affected mind controlled you... and yeah

    I wish for Freddie Mercury to be on THIS planet, no other.
     
  7. neogreggory`

    neogreggory` Blade of the Legion

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    Six years, really? Why is this still kicking?!?
    I digress.
    Granted, however Freddie was a few moments ago entertaining the royal courts of an alien empire, and by returning him to this planet you've angered the supreme empress. She proceeds to declare war on mankind. Then again, we also get to listen to Freddie Mercury again before the aliens destroy our planet so... pros and cons.

    I meanwhile shall wish for... ah there we are. Twenty two pages in to find what my first wish was. I shall wish for... Oh mercy six years ago, I've grown a bit since then. Anyways I wish I was an eevee.
     
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  8. Legoclub22

    Legoclub22 Cyclically Inactive

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    Granted, but everyone picks Pikachu instead of you.

    I wish I had a skill tree like in Skyrim
     
  9. Gh0ulKagun3_

    Gh0ulKagun3_ ~wavy-arms~

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    Granted, though you are seen as dangerous to the entire world and have to be locked up. You are later experimented on for the source of your new found skills.

    I wish for milk.
     
  10. littleshep101

    littleshep101 Your Supreme Overlord

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    Granted but the milk will slowly eat away at all living cells in your body

    I wish I was good at fighting games
     
  11. Legoclub22

    Legoclub22 Cyclically Inactive

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    Grabted but only battle Royale.

    I wish I was President 2020
     
  12. Fergoff

    Fergoff The Specter
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    granted but literally no one liked your presidency and assumed other countries had a hand at getting you elected. you're impeached half-way thru ur presidency and ur vice president (who also didnt like you) takes ur place

    i wish i was good at math
     
  13. xXKingDraugarXx

    xXKingDraugarXx Vile Warlock of Evil

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    Granted, but you become the Count from Sesame Street.

    I wish I could make America great again.
     
  14. Legoclub22

    Legoclub22 Cyclically Inactive

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    Granted, but you realize that the only way to do that is literally delete about 30% of the population. You mull it over, but determine it is for the best. After the select people, some 97 million, are marked, you then order their immediate deletion. You assure everyone that your all new World Deletion Ray 900TM is painless and harmless to any not targeted by it, but people still abhor you for wiping out 97 million people. You are then overthrown in a massive, sweeping coup before you are able to enact Phase II: Pony Currency.

    I wish I had an exact copy of me
     
  15. Q1ntum_shot

    Q1ntum_shot Rubber glove brigade, coming through. Wooga wooga!

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    Granted but the clone has the urge to kill you every five seconds
    Enjoy

    I wish I had no life out of the computer
     
  16. Legoclub22

    Legoclub22 Cyclically Inactive

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    Granted, you physically enter the internet. But it's like. Bad. It's a very dated interpretation of the internet. You 'surf the web.' Like this.
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    I wish I had an butler who was an indentured servant to me.
     
  17. Q1ntum_shot

    Q1ntum_shot Rubber glove brigade, coming through. Wooga wooga!

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    Granted but he teams up with your clone and plans to kill you


    I wish for cupcakes
     
  18. Legoclub22

    Legoclub22 Cyclically Inactive

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    Granted but they have little cupcake faces, and cheerfully beg you to kill them and eat them. If you try to run, they will follow you on their adorable little muffin legs.

    I wish I could instantly learn any music instrument.
     
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  19. Gh0ulKagun3_

    Gh0ulKagun3_ ~wavy-arms~

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    Granted, but in doing so, you are to be dazed by your new found hobby. They, the instruments, are your master and do not give you permission to leave their sanctuary into the outside world. You are stuck but with a new loved hobby :)

    I wish for enough money to get me my desired amount of Pop! Vinyl's.
     
  20. Q1ntum_shot

    Q1ntum_shot Rubber glove brigade, coming through. Wooga wooga!

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    Granted but said desired amount send them out of business

    I wish every time I looked away from massivecraft it wouldn’t explode
     
  21. Legoclub22

    Legoclub22 Cyclically Inactive

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    Granted, but every time you look away from Massivecraft one of your family members or someone you care about explodes. Do everyone a favor. Don't look away.

    I wish I had a permanent +20 luck for the rest of my life.
     
  22. Q1ntum_shot

    Q1ntum_shot Rubber glove brigade, coming through. Wooga wooga!

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    Granted you have +20 bad luck

    I wish for food
     
  23. littleshep101

    littleshep101 Your Supreme Overlord

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    Granted but the food gives you a new undiscovered disease that makes you feel pain 24/7, but can't die from it and painkillers don't work and no cure.

    I wish I had a meme generator that made good memes
     
  24. Legoclub22

    Legoclub22 Cyclically Inactive

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    Granted, the memes are good, but they're years ahead of their time and nobody understands or appreciated your tier 12 memes.

    I wish for infinite battery
     
  25. Q1ntum_shot

    Q1ntum_shot Rubber glove brigade, coming through. Wooga wooga!

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    Granted but it gets the energy from the souls around it


    I wish for a better genie
     
  26. CorrosGaming

    CorrosGaming The Walking Spreadsheet

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    Granted, but you can only wish for something every Winter Solstice

    I wish Rodrigo Peirgarten has an Italian mustache @Yigit (Anyone repl just pinging the dude who has the character)
     
  27. Yigit

    Yigit Spaniard

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    Granted, but he will also have a large burly northern beard reaching all the way down to his chest.

    I wish Harric van der Veer would punch Hengest in the throat
     
  28. CorrosGaming

    CorrosGaming The Walking Spreadsheet

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    Granted, he punched a hobo named Hengest in the throat, not the grand Duke

    I wish laughter truly was contagious
     
  29. Legoclub22

    Legoclub22 Cyclically Inactive

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    Granted. It is also now highly infectious, and chronic. An epidemic kills 100% of the population by asphyxiation in under 1 year.

    I wish I was master mineman
     
  30. CorrosGaming

    CorrosGaming The Walking Spreadsheet

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    Granted, you are now a Man who is a master at mining...

    I wish Hitler Mustache's were popular
     
  31. Q1ntum_shot

    Q1ntum_shot Rubber glove brigade, coming through. Wooga wooga!

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    Granted but it’s only loved in North Korea

    I wish for coffee
     
  32. Legoclub22

    Legoclub22 Cyclically Inactive

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    Granted. Just the beans.

    I wish I could code like an epic hackerman
     
  33. Q1ntum_shot

    Q1ntum_shot Rubber glove brigade, coming through. Wooga wooga!

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    Granted you can now Hollywood hack which doesn’t work in real life

    I wish for a coffee machine
     
  34. tin77

    tin77 The Tin Can Man

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    Granted, but it doesn't actually make coffee, it's just the machine and nothing else.

    I wish I could balance Massive and reality better.
     
  35. Q1ntum_shot

    Q1ntum_shot Rubber glove brigade, coming through. Wooga wooga!

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    granted but you can only do it once a year

    I wish for more free time
     
  36. Legoclub22

    Legoclub22 Cyclically Inactive

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    Granted. You're not in jail, so technically all your time is 'free,' but you are obligated to spend 99.9% of it doing stuff you wish you didn't have to

    I wish I was like Tarrare
     

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