Corrupt A Wish!

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  1. Legoclub22

    Legoclub22 Cyclically Inactive

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    Granted, but everyone other than you is a Bigcat. You are a house cat. GG

    I wish I could be sure I got the houses I want
     
  2. Kerfloosh

    Kerfloosh That builder guy.

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    Granted flawlessly-- Oh hey, someone deleted Regalia V5 and its backups!

    I wish to undelete Regalia V5.
     
  3. Gh0ulKagun3_

    Gh0ulKagun3_ ~wavy-arms~

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    Granted, Regalia V5 is undeleted. But, since you were the one to revive it, they also blame you for deleting everything and the backups, too.

    I wish for an air-conditioner.
     
  4. Legoclub22

    Legoclub22 Cyclically Inactive

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    Granted, you have an air-conditioner, but then another ice age happens... Maybe a heater would've been a better wish.

    I wish that I had an aura of 70 degree air around me at all times.
     
  5. AWildResi

    AWildResi uwuifier

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    Granted, but you have to live in the south pole.

    I wish I had an infinite amount of good tasting and normal sized jellybeans.
     
  6. Legoclub22

    Legoclub22 Cyclically Inactive

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    Granted, they taste alright, but are from 2008, and are hard as a rock.

    I wish I had a mafia who was entirely loyal to me and will do whatever I want
     
  7. Gh0ulKagun3_

    Gh0ulKagun3_ ~wavy-arms~

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    Granted, but they are offered a new leader who is your superior enemy but has the same equal power to you (similar circumstances to God and the Devil, but tweaked). In the end, they think of the opportunities that your enemy might have. Though they remind themselves that they are loyal to you. Though they think of joining the other side.
    End is near and they have worked for both of you but still have loyalty to you, just they lack their enthusiasm...

    I wish for 3 days to take as long as a week.
     
  8. AWildResi

    AWildResi uwuifier

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    Granted, but I don't understand this so you die and so does your entire family. HAPPY CORRUPTED WISH DAY!

    I wish for the temperature to be absolutely perfect everywhere and for this not to be corrupted.
     
  9. Legoclub22

    Legoclub22 Cyclically Inactive

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    Granted, but 'perfect' is defined by a Penguin.

    I wish reviews got dun faster
     
  10. AWildResi

    AWildResi uwuifier

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    Granted, but you have to fix like a million things.

    I wish more people talked to me.
     
  11. TheSilverSpectre

    TheSilverSpectre Suck it, Satan

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    Granted, more people talk to you but they're all speaking in thick southern accents and act accordingly.

    I wish for indestructible skin.
     
  12. AWildResi

    AWildResi uwuifier

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    Granted, you get tossed into a volcano soon after, so your insides melt but your skin stays intact.

    I wish for a cat.
     
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  13. Legoclub22

    Legoclub22 Cyclically Inactive

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    Granted, but it's THIS cat!

    I wish my hands didn't get cold at my computer.
     
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  14. AWildResi

    AWildResi uwuifier

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    Granted, instead they get so hot they melt your computer.

    I wish my profile pictures art was better. (Pls i'm still a learning artist)
     
  15. Gh0ulKagun3_

    Gh0ulKagun3_ ~wavy-arms~

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    Granted, but it's so good people ask of you to do a piece for them and they claim it as their own.

    I wish for it to be period 3
     
  16. BRBKing

    BRBKing The Necromancer
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    Uuh, granted, I think, time is a strange concept in this thread, but you skipped second period, and, in turn, your finals

    I wish I wasn't so bone-ragged
     
  17. AWildResi

    AWildResi uwuifier

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    Granted. But I don't know what that means and am too lazy to look it up so congrats you got a cat that constantly scratches your back.

    I wish I knew how to shade my art.
     
  18. Legoclub22

    Legoclub22 Cyclically Inactive

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    Granted, but you are so good at shading, all of your art becomes very shady. So shady in fact, it draws the attention of the mafia and several government agencies. RIP.

    I wish I was the super expanded brain dude from the meme.
     
  19. AWildResi

    AWildResi uwuifier

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    Granted, your brain grows so large it pops.

    I wish I didn't forget to finish writing this yesterday.
     
  20. Gh0ulKagun3_

    Gh0ulKagun3_ ~wavy-arms~

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    Granted, you wrote the reply yesterday instead of today. Now, you received your reply a day late.

    I wish for it to be raining but still have internet.
     
  21. Legoclub22

    Legoclub22 Cyclically Inactive

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    Granted, but it's raining at a rate of 1 foot per hour. The rain is estimated to last for the week.

    I wish the people I need online to RP were online
     
  22. AWildResi

    AWildResi uwuifier

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    Granted, but they're memeing about regalia instead of rping.

    I wish my art was good enough for people to commission it. Pls. I wanna draw peoples characters.
     
  23. littleshep101

    littleshep101 Your Supreme Overlord

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    Granted, but you loose all art supplies.
    I wish I had straight A's
     
  24. Legoclub22

    Legoclub22 Cyclically Inactive

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    Granted, whenever you get an A, it is heterosexual. Unfortunately, you rarely get A's. You have a lot of gay B's, Bi C's and trans D's, though.

    I wish I could actually feasibly fulfill any of the secret santa wishes I have to
     
  25. Gh0ulKagun3_

    Gh0ulKagun3_ ~wavy-arms~

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    Granted, you get it all done and find an item that you misread. You find the item they wished for but it's out of your price range.

    I wish I could fulfill one of the things my person wants, but I can't get...
     
  26. AWildResi

    AWildResi uwuifier

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    Granted, then you get forced to do chores for all of eternity.

    I wish I was better at this.
     
  27. littleshep101

    littleshep101 Your Supreme Overlord

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    Granted, but you are worse at everything else.

    I wish I could get whatever I want
     
  28. AWildResi

    AWildResi uwuifier

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    Granted, but everyone around you suffers and you feel horrible.

    I wish I knew how to cook.
     
  29. littleshep101

    littleshep101 Your Supreme Overlord

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    Granted but you loose the ability to eat.

    I wish Santa was real
     
  30. AWildResi

    AWildResi uwuifier

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    Granted, but he piles your house with coal.

    I wish people tipped fedora's in greeting to me all the time.
     
  31. Legoclub22

    Legoclub22 Cyclically Inactive

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    Granted, but the only people you meet are greasy 300lbs neckbeard niceguys.

    I wish everything always worked out for me in the end, because that's a nice, wholesome, positive buy realistic thing to wish.
     
  32. littleshep101

    littleshep101 Your Supreme Overlord

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    Granted, but then everything beats you up becasue they realize they work out more than you.

    I wish I was happy
     
  33. Q1ntum_shot

    Q1ntum_shot Everything is (not) fine!

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    Granted but there is a professional hit man out to get you


    I wish I hadn’t returned to the thread
     
  34. Legoclub22

    Legoclub22 Cyclically Inactive

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    Granted, the thread dies. All the posters are freed. You die, too.

    I wish I was highly motivated
     
  35. RefusionGaming

    RefusionGaming Vaporwave 苛ヨ憶
    1. *✴︎ Cadun ✴︎*

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    Granted, but you can never accomplish anything.
    Jeez that sounds like me.

    I wish I could not loose my voice easily
     
  36. xXKingDraugarXx

    xXKingDraugarXx Vile Warlock of Evil

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    Granted, but your voice sounds like fork scraping a plate.

    I wish I could have talent.
     
  37. MeganDgamer

    MeganDgamer Kaiden

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    Granted, but your talent is to be able to undo knots
    I wish I could be a real boy
     
  38. Legoclub22

    Legoclub22 Cyclically Inactive

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    Granted, but you briefly get turned into a donkey, get eaten by a whale, forced into slavery by a circus master and also have an annoying cricket always chirping in your ear.

    I wish I was as powerful in real life as in lucid dreams.
     
  39. Gh0ulKagun3_

    Gh0ulKagun3_ ~wavy-arms~

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    Granted, but your dreams only last a few minutes. And the annoying part is you have to wait for your powers to 'load' and you can only use them for the last few seconds until you wake up (+ you only sleep once a day!)

    I wish for Frens...
     
  40. Legoclub22

    Legoclub22 Cyclically Inactive

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    Granted, but they all lack the D. They're cucks who whine about everything and complain all the time.

    I wish I had that big d*ck energy
     

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