Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Joseph Marini, Jul 12, 2013.
Granted, you start it and end after writing in the basic information.
I wish we were all cats.
Granted, but everyone other than you is a Bigcat. You are a house cat. GG
I wish I could be sure I got the houses I want
Granted flawlessly-- Oh hey, someone deleted Regalia V5 and its backups!
I wish to undelete Regalia V5.
Granted, Regalia V5 is undeleted. But, since you were the one to revive it, they also blame you for deleting everything and the backups, too.
I wish for an air-conditioner.
Granted, you have an air-conditioner, but then another ice age happens... Maybe a heater would've been a better wish.
I wish that I had an aura of 70 degree air around me at all times.
Granted, but you have to live in the south pole.
I wish I had an infinite amount of good tasting and normal sized jellybeans.
Granted, they taste alright, but are from 2008, and are hard as a rock.
I wish I had a mafia who was entirely loyal to me and will do whatever I want
Granted, but they are offered a new leader who is your superior enemy but has the same equal power to you (similar circumstances to God and the Devil, but tweaked). In the end, they think of the opportunities that your enemy might have. Though they remind themselves that they are loyal to you. Though they think of joining the other side.
End is near and they have worked for both of you but still have loyalty to you, just they lack their enthusiasm...
I wish for 3 days to take as long as a week.
Granted, but I don't understand this so you die and so does your entire family. HAPPY CORRUPTED WISH DAY!
I wish for the temperature to be absolutely perfect everywhere and for this not to be corrupted.
Granted, but 'perfect' is defined by a Penguin.
I wish reviews got dun faster
Granted, but you have to fix like a million things.
I wish more people talked to me.
Granted, more people talk to you but they're all speaking in thick southern accents and act accordingly.
I wish for indestructible skin.
Granted, you get tossed into a volcano soon after, so your insides melt but your skin stays intact.
I wish for a cat.
Granted, but it's THIS cat!
I wish my hands didn't get cold at my computer.
Granted, instead they get so hot they melt your computer.
I wish my profile pictures art was better. (Pls i'm still a learning artist)
Granted, but it's so good people ask of you to do a piece for them and they claim it as their own.
I wish for it to be period 3
Uuh, granted, I think, time is a strange concept in this thread, but you skipped second period, and, in turn, your finals
I wish I wasn't so bone-ragged
Granted. But I don't know what that means and am too lazy to look it up so congrats you got a cat that constantly scratches your back.
I wish I knew how to shade my art.
Granted, but you are so good at shading, all of your art becomes very shady. So shady in fact, it draws the attention of the mafia and several government agencies. RIP.
I wish I was the super expanded brain dude from the meme.
Granted, your brain grows so large it pops.
I wish I didn't forget to finish writing this yesterday.
Granted, you wrote the reply yesterday instead of today. Now, you received your reply a day late.
I wish for it to be raining but still have internet.
Granted, but it's raining at a rate of 1 foot per hour. The rain is estimated to last for the week.
I wish the people I need online to RP were online
Granted, but they're memeing about regalia instead of rping.
I wish my art was good enough for people to commission it. Pls. I wanna draw peoples characters.
Granted, but you loose all art supplies.
I wish I had straight A's
Granted, whenever you get an A, it is heterosexual. Unfortunately, you rarely get A's. You have a lot of gay B's, Bi C's and trans D's, though.
I wish I could actually feasibly fulfill any of the secret santa wishes I have to
Granted, you get it all done and find an item that you misread. You find the item they wished for but it's out of your price range.
I wish I could fulfill one of the things my person wants, but I can't get...
Granted, then you get forced to do chores for all of eternity.
I wish I was better at this.
Granted, but you are worse at everything else.
I wish I could get whatever I want
Granted, but everyone around you suffers and you feel horrible.
I wish I knew how to cook.
Granted but you loose the ability to eat.
I wish Santa was real
Granted, but he piles your house with coal.
I wish people tipped fedora's in greeting to me all the time.
Granted, but the only people you meet are greasy 300lbs neckbeard niceguys.
I wish everything always worked out for me in the end, because that's a nice, wholesome, positive buy realistic thing to wish.
Granted, but then everything beats you up becasue they realize they work out more than you.
I wish I was happy
Granted but there is a professional hit man out to get you
I wish I hadn’t returned to the thread
Granted, the thread dies. All the posters are freed. You die, too.
I wish I was highly motivated
Granted, but you can never accomplish anything.
Jeez that sounds like me.
I wish I could not loose my voice easily
Granted, but your voice sounds like fork scraping a plate.
I wish I could have talent.
Granted, but your talent is to be able to undo knots
I wish I could be a real boy
Granted, but you briefly get turned into a donkey, get eaten by a whale, forced into slavery by a circus master and also have an annoying cricket always chirping in your ear.
I wish I was as powerful in real life as in lucid dreams.
Granted, but your dreams only last a few minutes. And the annoying part is you have to wait for your powers to 'load' and you can only use them for the last few seconds until you wake up (+ you only sleep once a day!)
I wish for Frens...