Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Joseph Marini, Jul 12, 2013.
Granted but it kills everyone ever
I wish for a coin
Granted, but it's fake and you're arrested for counterfeit currency.
I wish for a friend.
Granted, but they're fake and have a plan to back stab you.
I wish for a friend as well.
Granted but *see above*
I wish I knew my way around v5
Granted, but you're blind. At least you know it by feel... Not so much your own home, though. You trip and stub your toes constantly.
I wish I could drink beef
Granted, but it's poisoned.
I wish I could play minecraft vr on massive and roleplay like that.
Granted but you feel really sick when ever someone moves
I wish for irony
Granted. You have iron supplements.
I wish I had a new phone
Granted but it’s a flip phone
I wish for food
Granted, but it's pickled jalapenos. You will get beat up for disrespecting the chef if you don't eat the entire plate, with a good dozen on it.
I wish I was a master musician
Granted but you can only play one song that everyone hates
I wish for a top hat
Granted, but you then can't take it off and can't sleep with it on. The other way to get it off is by chopping your own head off.
I wish I came up with a better idea than that^
Granted but the thread ends
I wish the thread will never end
Granted, but you soon get banned from the forums and can't use the thread.
I wish I had a hoodie five sizes too big for me.
Granted but it shrinks as long as you breathe
So it would break really fast
I wish I had a Christmas tree
Granted but all the decorations are various severed body parts. As such, the star is replaced with the skull of a child and the baubles are all eyeballs. Don't forget the guts for tinsel!
I wish for a Bosendorfer Imperial Grand Piano.
Granted You get a piano. On your head
I wish for warmth
Granted, you get so warm that it gets too hot and you can't handle it.
I wish it was closer to Christmas but not for the reason of Christmas.
Grants instead we have a new holiday called hargibakejfdiekemfnfnc (pronounced “B-I-ll)
I wish for Bali
Granted, it appears on top of you and crushes you.
I wish I lived in my own home with my cat and with no bad things happening and neither of us dying and it not being on top of a volcano.
Granted but there is a paradox because this thread is supposed to make you die horribly next time you say your cats name (and I have a cat at home too) oh and then you die painlessly
I wish for people to understand what my profile pic meant
Granted, but it immediately gets changed.
I wish I wasn't lazy and actually cooked for myself
Granted but no one sell ingredients anymore
I wish this pain would end
Granted, it end with the swift release of death.
I wish I could change my username to something that's good and recognizable.
Granted. Welcome back, Fluffypuff5.
I wish it was spring again.
PLS THIS WAS ORIGINALLY MY MOM'S ACCOUNT
Granted, the ducklings come out to murder you.
I wish for a hellfire.
Granted you get a hellfire Missile
I wish resirolas didn’t exist and so they would stop keeping it going
Granted, but I change my username so I exist once more and continue the loveliness of this thread.
I wish people actually liked this thread.
Granted, I like this thread! Only problem is, I'm irrelevant and my depression could be compared to the Great Depression.
I wish people actually liked me.
Granted, they soon die in a car crash that you caused.
I wish everybody lived in the same timezone.
Granted but people fall asleep at different times
I wish I had a good profile pic
Granted, but it's a picture of you in a Fursuit.
I wish I never had to work again.
Granted but the world ends again (I’m running out ideas)
I wish I didn’t have to take a break from this (oh and don’t quote this)
Granted, but I quote it anyway.
I wish the Harry Potter Wizarding World was real.
Granted, but you die immediately upon entering it.
I wish Vivamente would roleplay with me.
Granted, but not until later.
I wish for a pizza.
Granted, with pineapple.
I wish I was never lonely but also could seek solitude when I want it
Granted, but when you have company, they are so annoying that you'd rather have solitude constantly. Just like me.
I wish we weren't hamsters anymore.
Granted, you are no longer a hamster, but your friends are. Instinct of yours is to chase them, eventually killing them...
I wish for more yoghurt-covered-sultanas.
Granted, but the 'yoghurt' is actually just milk so rotten that a dude laughed at it and said it was yogurt. Why is it on your sultanas? Because it's been labeled yogurt in the eyes of magic, and magic was short on time.
I wish I had someone to rp with whenever I'm online