Corrupt A Wish!

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Joseph Marini, Jul 12, 2013.

  1. Legoclub22

    Legoclub22 Cyclically Inactive

    Joined:
    Oct 26, 2014
    Messages:
    5,007
    Likes Received:
    265
    Granted, but you're blind. At least you know it by feel... Not so much your own home, though. You trip and stub your toes constantly.

    I wish I could drink beef
     
  2. AWildResi

    AWildResi Second in plant

    Joined:
    May 20, 2018
    Messages:
    429
    Likes Received:
    68
    Granted, but it's poisoned.

    I wish I could play minecraft vr on massive and roleplay like that.
     
  3. Q1ntum_shot

    Q1ntum_shot Everything is (not) fine!

    Joined:
    Jul 12, 2018
    Messages:
    653
    Likes Received:
    85
    Granted but you feel really sick when ever someone moves


    I wish for irony
     
  4. Legoclub22

    Legoclub22 Cyclically Inactive

    Joined:
    Oct 26, 2014
    Messages:
    5,007
    Likes Received:
    265
    Granted. You have iron supplements.

    I wish I had a new phone
     
  5. Q1ntum_shot

    Q1ntum_shot Everything is (not) fine!

    Joined:
    Jul 12, 2018
    Messages:
    653
    Likes Received:
    85
    Granted but it’s a flip phone


    I wish for food
     
  6. Legoclub22

    Legoclub22 Cyclically Inactive

    Joined:
    Oct 26, 2014
    Messages:
    5,007
    Likes Received:
    265
    Granted, but it's pickled jalapenos. You will get beat up for disrespecting the chef if you don't eat the entire plate, with a good dozen on it.

    I wish I was a master musician
     
  7. Q1ntum_shot

    Q1ntum_shot Everything is (not) fine!

    Joined:
    Jul 12, 2018
    Messages:
    653
    Likes Received:
    85
    Granted but you can only play one song that everyone hates


    I wish for a top hat
     
  8. AWildResi

    AWildResi Second in plant

    Joined:
    May 20, 2018
    Messages:
    429
    Likes Received:
    68
    Granted, but you then can't take it off and can't sleep with it on. The other way to get it off is by chopping your own head off.

    I wish I came up with a better idea than that^
     
  9. Q1ntum_shot

    Q1ntum_shot Everything is (not) fine!

    Joined:
    Jul 12, 2018
    Messages:
    653
    Likes Received:
    85
    Granted but the thread ends



    I wish the thread will never end
     
  10. Vivamente

    Vivamente An Unfortunate Scotsman

    Joined:
    May 22, 2014
    Messages:
    385
    Likes Received:
    123
    Granted, but you soon get banned from the forums and can't use the thread.

    I wish I had a hoodie five sizes too big for me.
     
  11. Q1ntum_shot

    Q1ntum_shot Everything is (not) fine!

    Joined:
    Jul 12, 2018
    Messages:
    653
    Likes Received:
    85
    Granted but it shrinks as long as you breathe
    So it would break really fast


    I wish I had a Christmas tree
     
  12. Vivamente

    Vivamente An Unfortunate Scotsman

    Joined:
    May 22, 2014
    Messages:
    385
    Likes Received:
    123
    Granted but all the decorations are various severed body parts. As such, the star is replaced with the skull of a child and the baubles are all eyeballs. Don't forget the guts for tinsel!

    I wish for a Bosendorfer Imperial Grand Piano.
     
  13. Q1ntum_shot

    Q1ntum_shot Everything is (not) fine!

    Joined:
    Jul 12, 2018
    Messages:
    653
    Likes Received:
    85
    Granted You get a piano. On your head


    I wish for warmth
     
  14. Gh0ulKagun3_

    Gh0ulKagun3_ ~wavy-arms~

    Joined:
    Jun 16, 2018
    Messages:
    47
    Likes Received:
    8
    Granted, you get so warm that it gets too hot and you can't handle it.

    I wish it was closer to Christmas but not for the reason of Christmas.
     
  15. Q1ntum_shot

    Q1ntum_shot Everything is (not) fine!

    Joined:
    Jul 12, 2018
    Messages:
    653
    Likes Received:
    85
    Grants instead we have a new holiday called hargibakejfdiekemfnfnc (pronounced “B-I-ll)


    I wish for Bali
     
  16. AWildResi

    AWildResi Second in plant

    Joined:
    May 20, 2018
    Messages:
    429
    Likes Received:
    68
    Granted, it appears on top of you and crushes you.

    I wish I lived in my own home with my cat and with no bad things happening and neither of us dying and it not being on top of a volcano.
     
  17. Q1ntum_shot

    Q1ntum_shot Everything is (not) fine!

    Joined:
    Jul 12, 2018
    Messages:
    653
    Likes Received:
    85
    Granted but there is a paradox because this thread is supposed to make you die horribly next time you say your cats name (and I have a cat at home too) oh and then you die painlessly

    I wish for people to understand what my profile pic meant
     
  18. AWildResi

    AWildResi Second in plant

    Joined:
    May 20, 2018
    Messages:
    429
    Likes Received:
    68
    Granted, but it immediately gets changed.

    I wish I wasn't lazy and actually cooked for myself
     
  19. Q1ntum_shot

    Q1ntum_shot Everything is (not) fine!

    Joined:
    Jul 12, 2018
    Messages:
    653
    Likes Received:
    85
    Granted but no one sell ingredients anymore


    I wish this pain would end
     
  20. AWildResi

    AWildResi Second in plant

    Joined:
    May 20, 2018
    Messages:
    429
    Likes Received:
    68
    Granted, it end with the swift release of death.

    I wish I could change my username to something that's good and recognizable.
     
  21. FireFan96

    FireFan96 Field Marshal of the Skeleton Army Supremium
    1. House von Drachenburg

    Joined:
    Sep 8, 2015
    Messages:
    3,801
    Likes Received:
    1,756
    Granted. Welcome back, Fluffypuff5.

    I wish it was spring again.
     
    • Winner Winner x 1
  22. AWildResi

    AWildResi Second in plant

    Joined:
    May 20, 2018
    Messages:
    429
    Likes Received:
    68
    PLS THIS WAS ORIGINALLY MY MOM'S ACCOUNT
    Granted, the ducklings come out to murder you.

    I wish for a hellfire.
     
  23. Q1ntum_shot

    Q1ntum_shot Everything is (not) fine!

    Joined:
    Jul 12, 2018
    Messages:
    653
    Likes Received:
    85
    Granted you get a hellfire Missile


    I wish resirolas didn’t exist and so they would stop keeping it going
     
  24. AWildResi

    AWildResi Second in plant

    Joined:
    May 20, 2018
    Messages:
    429
    Likes Received:
    68
    Granted, but I change my username so I exist once more and continue the loveliness of this thread.

    I wish people actually liked this thread.
     
  25. Vivamente

    Vivamente An Unfortunate Scotsman

    Joined:
    May 22, 2014
    Messages:
    385
    Likes Received:
    123
    Granted, I like this thread! Only problem is, I'm irrelevant and my depression could be compared to the Great Depression.

    I wish people actually liked me.
     
  26. AWildResi

    AWildResi Second in plant

    Joined:
    May 20, 2018
    Messages:
    429
    Likes Received:
    68
    Granted, they soon die in a car crash that you caused.

    I wish everybody lived in the same timezone.
     
  27. Q1ntum_shot

    Q1ntum_shot Everything is (not) fine!

    Joined:
    Jul 12, 2018
    Messages:
    653
    Likes Received:
    85
    Granted but people fall asleep at different times


    I wish I had a good profile pic
     
  28. Vivamente

    Vivamente An Unfortunate Scotsman

    Joined:
    May 22, 2014
    Messages:
    385
    Likes Received:
    123
    Granted, but it's a picture of you in a Fursuit.

    I wish I never had to work again.
     
  29. Q1ntum_shot

    Q1ntum_shot Everything is (not) fine!

    Joined:
    Jul 12, 2018
    Messages:
    653
    Likes Received:
    85
    Granted but the world ends again (I’m running out ideas)

    I wish I didn’t have to take a break from this (oh and don’t quote this)
     
  30. Vivamente

    Vivamente An Unfortunate Scotsman

    Joined:
    May 22, 2014
    Messages:
    385
    Likes Received:
    123
    Granted, but I quote it anyway.

    I wish the Harry Potter Wizarding World was real.
     
  31. Catannine

    Catannine 【ᴘʀɪᴇ ᴘᴏᴜʀ ᴛᴀ ᴠɪᴇ ᴇɴ ᴇsᴘᴀɢɴᴏʟ】

    Joined:
    Jun 24, 2015
    Messages:
    253
    Likes Received:
    106
    Granted, but you die immediately upon entering it.

    I wish Vivamente would roleplay with me.
     
    • Cuddles! Cuddles! x 1
  32. Vivamente

    Vivamente An Unfortunate Scotsman

    Joined:
    May 22, 2014
    Messages:
    385
    Likes Received:
    123
    Granted, but not until later.

    I wish for a pizza.
     
  33. Legoclub22

    Legoclub22 Cyclically Inactive

    Joined:
    Oct 26, 2014
    Messages:
    5,007
    Likes Received:
    265
    Granted, with pineapple.

    I wish I was never lonely but also could seek solitude when I want it
     
    • Friendly Friendly x 1
  34. Kerfloosh

    Kerfloosh That builder guy.

    Joined:
    Aug 20, 2013
    Messages:
    109
    Likes Received:
    13
    Granted, but when you have company, they are so annoying that you'd rather have solitude constantly. Just like me.

    I wish we weren't hamsters anymore.
     
  35. Gh0ulKagun3_

    Gh0ulKagun3_ ~wavy-arms~

    Joined:
    Jun 16, 2018
    Messages:
    47
    Likes Received:
    8
    Granted, you are no longer a hamster, but your friends are. Instinct of yours is to chase them, eventually killing them...

    I wish for more yoghurt-covered-sultanas.
     
  36. Legoclub22

    Legoclub22 Cyclically Inactive

    Joined:
    Oct 26, 2014
    Messages:
    5,007
    Likes Received:
    265
    Granted, but the 'yoghurt' is actually just milk so rotten that a dude laughed at it and said it was yogurt. Why is it on your sultanas? Because it's been labeled yogurt in the eyes of magic, and magic was short on time.

    I wish I had someone to rp with whenever I'm online
     
  37. SirePyro

    SirePyro Chief Engineer of Valroth Premium

    Joined:
    Oct 12, 2018
    Messages:
    166
    Likes Received:
    14
    Granted, but they're a total roleplay noob and you have to guide them through everything in OOC chat and they're super clingy and whenever you roleplay without them they whine and guilt trip you into including them. Have fun!

    I wish for a fresh, homebaked potato(boil it, mash it, stick it in a stew...)
     
  38. Legoclub22

    Legoclub22 Cyclically Inactive

    Joined:
    Oct 26, 2014
    Messages:
    5,007
    Likes Received:
    265
    Granted, but it's a sweet potato.

    I wish my character sheet got picked and approved
     
  39. Gh0ulKagun3_

    Gh0ulKagun3_ ~wavy-arms~

    Joined:
    Jun 16, 2018
    Messages:
    47
    Likes Received:
    8
    Granted, your sheet was approved after many attempts, whether that be fail of grammar, spelling mistakes, or it's hard to follow. In the end, the person who reads/'approves' of you application gives up and hands you the approval.

    I wish to start my character application.
     
  40. AWildResi

    AWildResi Second in plant

    Joined:
    May 20, 2018
    Messages:
    429
    Likes Received:
    68
    Granted, you start it and end after writing in the basic information.

    I wish we were all cats.
     

Share This Page