Corrupt A Wish!

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  1. Gh0ulKagun3_

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    Granted, but 5 years of your life have been taken for your dogs extended life.

    I wish I hadn't finished my quiche...
     
  2. Legoclub22

    Legoclub22 Cyclically Inactive

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    Granted, a gnat died on top of it instead. You can't look at it without seeing the gnat. Never again can you see quiche without thinking of dead gnats being on it.

    I wish the above didn't happen to me
     
  3. AWildResi

    AWildResi uwuifier

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    Granted, it's a puppy instead.

    I wish I didn't have to feed my cats.
     
  4. SirePyro

    SirePyro Architekt of Draugr

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    Granted, but only because they eat each other instead

    I wish I had a nice tall bucket of KFC
     
  5. Gh0ulKagun3_

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    Granted, but the bucket is too tall for you to reach inside, despite making a hole accessible for you you would be crumbled by KFC.

    I wish there was 26.1 letter in the alphabet
     
  6. Legoclub22

    Legoclub22 Cyclically Inactive

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    Granted, but they shuffled the order of the alphabet so now you have to re-memorize it. Also, they installed shock collars on everyone, and anyone who says the alphabet the old way gets zapped as strong as is painful without being lethal.

    I wish I wasn't such a lazy mofo
     
  7. AWildResi

    AWildResi uwuifier

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    Granted, you become so productive that you never have time to do anything fun and if you try to somebody will yell at you saying you aren't productive enough and to get your lazy ass off the computer.

    I wish that characters didn't die in massive.
     
  8. Gh0ulKagun3_

    Gh0ulKagun3_ ~wavy-arms~

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    Granted, they don't die, but instead are stuck in a capsule that nobody will ever recognize you in... It's not technically death, but it is in a state where you are isolated from the world and can only see the other behind bars...

    I wish to Photoshop Photoshop
     
  9. AWildResi

    AWildResi uwuifier

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    Granted, you photoshop photoshop out of existence and photoshop is no longer.

    I wish I didn't just say that.
     
  10. SirePyro

    SirePyro Architekt of Draugr

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    Granted, but then the time continuum is shattered and we're suddenly all hamsters

    I wish I was an onion
     
  11. Legoclub22

    Legoclub22 Cyclically Inactive

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    Granted. You stink. Nobody likes you. You make people cry. Oh, you're a Human, too.

    I wish I could manage time better
     
  12. AWildResi

    AWildResi uwuifier

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    Granted, time gets shattered. Goodbye world.

    I wish I lived in a black hole without dying.
     
  13. Gh0ulKagun3_

    Gh0ulKagun3_ ~wavy-arms~

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    Granted, but you live alone, blind in the situation...

    I wish for power! XD
     
  14. SirePyro

    SirePyro Architekt of Draugr

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    Granted, but it quickly corrupts you and you die sad and alone.

    I wish for a slice of lore-compliant pizza!
     
  15. Gh0ulKagun3_

    Gh0ulKagun3_ ~wavy-arms~

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    Granted, but the slice is faulty and not satisfying. Adding to that, it was of so good looking but you wasted it by taking a slice that didn't taste so good...

    I wish for a Homework Robot...
     
  16. Legoclub22

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    Granted, it's a robot that assigns homework to you.

    I wish I had what it took to be at dat grind gonna get that bread
     
  17. AWildResi

    AWildResi uwuifier

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    Granted, you grind yourself and die.

    I wish all of my scenarios didn't end with people dying.
     
  18. Gh0ulKagun3_

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    Granted, people no longer die, and only their spirits haunt you

    I wish to be more invisible...
     
  19. Q1ntum_shot

    Q1ntum_shot Rubber glove brigade, coming through. Wooga wooga!

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    Granted but your blind since light would bend around you


    I wish wish was spelled waish
     
  20. SirePyro

    SirePyro Architekt of Draugr

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    Granted, but the ensuing panic from having to rewrite all the dictionaries results in a nuclear apocalypse.

    I wish I was a pie the whole time.
     
  21. Q1ntum_shot

    Q1ntum_shot Rubber glove brigade, coming through. Wooga wooga!

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    Granted but monmarty eats you as soon as you log on


    I wish for pizza
     
  22. AWildResi

    AWildResi uwuifier

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    Granted, it's teleporting pizza and it never stays in the same place long enough for you to take a bite of it.

    I wish I lived in England.
     
  23. Q1ntum_shot

    Q1ntum_shot Rubber glove brigade, coming through. Wooga wooga!

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    Granted but it rains constantly (it always does)


    I wish trump wasn’t president
     
  24. Gh0ulKagun3_

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    Granted, he is no longer president, though he resides to your neighborhood. Right next door.

    I wish I no longer had ads, and it's free!
     
  25. AWildResi

    AWildResi uwuifier

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    Granted, everything you try to play that the ads were removed from immediately crashes or lags so much you hit your computer. Have fun!

    I wish the female form wasn't considered nsfw.
     
  26. NotBrokenFamily

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    Granted but you're shaped like a hexagon.

    I wish for a flawless wish.
     
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  27. AWildResi

    AWildResi uwuifier

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    Granted. It doesn't have a flaw and everyone dies because-- Resi couldn't think of anything else.

    I wish I had more good art of my characters.
     
  28. ZiggyStarDusted

    ZiggyStarDusted And I... I stabbed him 37 times in the chest. Staff Member Event1

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    Granted. But the art is all made in Microsoft Paint by a 5 year old who just used a PC for the first time.

    I wish, I could meet err.. Brendon Urie.
     
  29. Legoclub22

    Legoclub22 Cyclically Inactive

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    Granted. You get a bit of a cold one day, and decide to head to the hospital, since it's gotten rather bad. They put you up in a room for a few days, tell you "You'll make a full recovery after a few days of antibiotics." After several days, they stop telling you anything. Just keep giving you more medicine, more treatment. You keep wondering what's going on. Then one day Brendon Urie comes in to meet you. You are confused as to why he is there. Then a nurse opens the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur.

    I wish everything I wrote would be as masterful as that.
     
  30. Gh0ulKagun3_

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    Granted, but it's too long and anyone can't be bothered to read it, so your time was wasted.

    I wish for a バナナ。
     
  31. SirePyro

    SirePyro Architekt of Draugr

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    Granted, but before you can use the バナナ to バナバ your ナナナ , it バババ away and you never see it again.

    I wish I had more free time.
     
  32. Gh0ulKagun3_

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    Granted, but you wasted it on writing 'banana to banaba your nanana it bababa away and you never see it again'...

    I wish for less free time.
     
  33. Q1ntum_shot

    Q1ntum_shot Rubber glove brigade, coming through. Wooga wooga!

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    Granted but you die when it ends


    I wish for the same amount of free time
     
  34. Gh0ulKagun3_

    Gh0ulKagun3_ ~wavy-arms~

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    Granted, but soon you live by the same schedule that you don't know how to organize your time when you need to do a task as it disrupts your schedule.

    I wish for... for a wish...
     
  35. Q1ntum_shot

    Q1ntum_shot Rubber glove brigade, coming through. Wooga wooga!

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    Granted but it doesn’t exist


    I wish for a chocolate
     
  36. AWildResi

    AWildResi uwuifier

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    Granted, but it's moldy and a rat named ricky pops out to greet you when you try to eat it.

    I wish for mage crap.
     
  37. Gh0ulKagun3_

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    Granted, you receive a package at your front door from the Mage. You go inside eager to open it. You are disappointed to find that a crap has been packaged for you.

    I wish for a ニンジん
     
  38. Q1ntum_shot

    Q1ntum_shot Rubber glove brigade, coming through. Wooga wooga!

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    Granted but it kills everyone ever


    I wish for a coin
     
  39. Vivamente

    Vivamente An Unfortunate Scotsman

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    Granted, but it's fake and you're arrested for counterfeit currency.

    I wish for a friend.
     
  40. AWildResi

    AWildResi uwuifier

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    Granted, but they're fake and have a plan to back stab you.

    I wish for a friend as well.
     

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