Corrupt A Wish!

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  1. Q1ntum_shot

    Q1ntum_shot Rubber glove brigade, coming through. Wooga wooga!

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    Granted but they’re all assholes to you



    I wish for free money
     
  2. AWildResi

    AWildResi uwuifier

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    Granted, the money was beforehand used by an evil scientist, and it comes to life craving human flesh.. Huh. Maybe that’s why it was free.

    I wish for an iPhone.
     
  3. Legoclub22

    Legoclub22 Cyclically Inactive

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    Granted. an iPhone. iPhone 1.

    I wish for minions who do my every command!
     
  4. AWildResi

    AWildResi uwuifier

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    Granted, you once accidentally command them to kill you and that's your end.

    I wish I didn't have to wake up at 8 AM to go on a plane tomorrow.
     
  5. Q1ntum_shot

    Q1ntum_shot Rubber glove brigade, coming through. Wooga wooga!

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    Granted but instead you have to get up at 6 AM


    I wish for a trash panda
     
  6. AWildResi

    AWildResi uwuifier

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    Granted, it is made of literal trash and doesn't move, speak, or anything.

    I wish I didn't need SLEEEEEEEEP (goodnighteveryone)
     
  7. Legoclub22

    Legoclub22 Cyclically Inactive

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    Granted, you don't need to, but you'll just die after a while if you don't.

    I wish I found some hidden treasure
     
  8. AWildResi

    AWildResi uwuifier

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    Granted, the pirate skeletons guarding it kill you and turn you into one of them, to forever live your life guarding this hidden away treasure.

    I wish I was good at thinking of creative clothing for skins.
     
  9. Q1ntum_shot

    Q1ntum_shot Rubber glove brigade, coming through. Wooga wooga!

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    Granted but no one wants them


    I wish people knew what the persona series was
     
  10. AWildResi

    AWildResi uwuifier

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    Granted, but the series shuts down.

    I wish more people flocked to this thread.
     
  11. Gh0ulKagun3_

    Gh0ulKagun3_ ~wavy-arms~

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    Wish granted, but there is a fuss and everyone is crowded, and to much spam...

    I wish to be me!
     
  12. Q1ntum_shot

    Q1ntum_shot Rubber glove brigade, coming through. Wooga wooga!

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    Granted but you smell weird


    I wish for a non-corrupt wish
     
  13. AWildResi

    AWildResi uwuifier

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    Granted, the wish is so non-corrupt that it doesn't even exist in this thread. You are now dead along with your wish. Goodbye friend.

    I wish for marshmallow airplanes and cotton candy clouds.
     
  14. Q1ntum_shot

    Q1ntum_shot Rubber glove brigade, coming through. Wooga wooga!

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    Granted but they aren’t edible they’re this rock like substance



    I wish there was more out of game minor crime rp
     
  15. Kerfloosh

    Kerfloosh That builder guy.

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    Granted but no one does any regular rp anymore.

    I was for an edible and tasty, nonpoisinous cottpn cottpn candy cloud that will not kill be or getting me sick, affect my apetite, cause war, or make me lose my loved ones nor my planet.
     
  16. AWildResi

    AWildResi uwuifier

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    Granted but it doesn’t say wish so it’s invalid. Everyone dies.

    I wish for a kitten that can speak and that only says nice things to me specifically and can’t harm people.
     
  17. Kerfloosh

    Kerfloosh That builder guy.

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    Granted, but it's a bully.

    I wish @MonMarty was here.
     
  18. Legoclub22

    Legoclub22 Cyclically Inactive

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    Granted but he locks the thread and bans everyone for not being good Unionists.

    I wish I could edit my body like in a character creation screen
     
  19. Gh0ulKagun3_

    Gh0ulKagun3_ ~wavy-arms~

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    Granted, but you fuddle with the keys to much and everything goes crazy, and you are no longer happy... Is sorry

    I wish to finish my tasks for the weekend (assignments etc.)
     
  20. AWildResi

    AWildResi uwuifier

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    Granted, you finish with failure at all of them.

    I wish roleplay and skinning was easy.
     
  21. Gh0ulKagun3_

    Gh0ulKagun3_ ~wavy-arms~

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    Granted, but it was so easy everyone became bored and no-one excelled in skill/knowledge...

    I wish of a cat-apocalypse!
     
  22. Q1ntum_shot

    Q1ntum_shot Rubber glove brigade, coming through. Wooga wooga!

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    Granted but they shit everywhere



    I wish for food
     
  23. SirePyro

    SirePyro Architekt of Draugr

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    Granted, but it tastes like tar.

    I wish for a crossbow.
     
  24. AWildResi

    AWildResi uwuifier

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    Granted, but you can only shoot yourself with it.

    I wish for happiness.
     
  25. SirePyro

    SirePyro Architekt of Draugr

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    Granted, but only for your enemies.

    I wish for a halberd.
     
  26. NotBrokenFamily

    NotBrokenFamily Refugee

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    Granted but it's made of actual birds.

    I wish for infinite plastic solo cups.
     
  27. Gh0ulKagun3_

    Gh0ulKagun3_ ~wavy-arms~

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    Granted, there are so many that they cover the entire Earth, limiting our resources and we'll perish. Even you...

    I wish for $41
     
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  28. Q1ntum_shot

    Q1ntum_shot Rubber glove brigade, coming through. Wooga wooga!

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    granted but they will blow up when ever you try to spend them killing everything in a thirty mile radius


    I wish for more guys on the sever
     
  29. Kerfloosh

    Kerfloosh That builder guy.

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    Granted, but they're all incels.

    I wish for a lame superpower.
     
  30. CorrosGaming

    CorrosGaming The Walking Spreadsheet

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    Granted, but you're now lame yourself (Horse Lame not "uncool lame")

    I wish I had a beard.
     
  31. SirePyro

    SirePyro Architekt of Draugr

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    Granted, but it's made of steel wool.

    I wish I had a nice mug of ale.
     
  32. CorrosGaming

    CorrosGaming The Walking Spreadsheet

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    Granted, but if you dont drink from it every two minutes you die
    I wish there was a way to win this game.
     
  33. SirePyro

    SirePyro Architekt of Draugr

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    Granted, but to win you have to lose

    I wish the world was a more peaceful place
     
  34. CorrosGaming

    CorrosGaming The Walking Spreadsheet

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    Granted, but every other world gets blown up

    I wish we could teleport.
     
  35. AWildResi

    AWildResi uwuifier

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    Granted, but we can only teleport into volcanoes.

    I wish I was immune to everything that could kill me.
     
  36. Gh0ulKagun3_

    Gh0ulKagun3_ ~wavy-arms~

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    Granted, but everyone you love isn't immune... You know the rest

    I wish for it to be 2019
     
  37. Legoclub22

    Legoclub22 Cyclically Inactive

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    Granted, but only because you were in a coma for a month and you missed Christmas, New Years, Winter Break, everything fun.

    I wish I didn't require upkeep and just smelled good and was clean and healthy weight all the time
     
  38. Gh0ulKagun3_

    Gh0ulKagun3_ ~wavy-arms~

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    Spoopy..

    Granted, you smelled so good as are in so good condition you were experimented on to assist on other activities...

    I wish for enough money to get me out of my country, alone, with my cat...
     
  39. AWildResi

    AWildResi uwuifier

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    Granted, but you don't have enough to stay in another and they kick you out to the ocean.

    I wish I lived in a futuristic era.
     
  40. Lizmun

    Lizmun Harbinger of Madness

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    Granted, You now live in a society set 500+ years in the future, but the Nazis have taken over and you are persecuted for being 'different'. They have laser guns.

    I wish my dog's lifespan could be extended by 5 years
     

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