Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Joseph Marini, Jul 12, 2013.
Granted but they’re all assholes to you
I wish for free money
Granted, the money was beforehand used by an evil scientist, and it comes to life craving human flesh.. Huh. Maybe that’s why it was free.
I wish for an iPhone.
Granted. an iPhone. iPhone 1.
I wish for minions who do my every command!
Granted, you once accidentally command them to kill you and that's your end.
I wish I didn't have to wake up at 8 AM to go on a plane tomorrow.
Granted but instead you have to get up at 6 AM
I wish for a trash panda
Granted, it is made of literal trash and doesn't move, speak, or anything.
I wish I didn't need SLEEEEEEEEP (goodnighteveryone)
Granted, you don't need to, but you'll just die after a while if you don't.
I wish I found some hidden treasure
Granted, the pirate skeletons guarding it kill you and turn you into one of them, to forever live your life guarding this hidden away treasure.
I wish I was good at thinking of creative clothing for skins.
Granted but no one wants them
I wish people knew what the persona series was
Granted, but the series shuts down.
I wish more people flocked to this thread.
Wish granted, but there is a fuss and everyone is crowded, and to much spam...
I wish to be me!
Granted but you smell weird
I wish for a non-corrupt wish
Granted, the wish is so non-corrupt that it doesn't even exist in this thread. You are now dead along with your wish. Goodbye friend.
I wish for marshmallow airplanes and cotton candy clouds.
Granted but they aren’t edible they’re this rock like substance
I wish there was more out of game minor crime rp
Granted but no one does any regular rp anymore.
I was for an edible and tasty, nonpoisinous cottpn cottpn candy cloud that will not kill be or getting me sick, affect my apetite, cause war, or make me lose my loved ones nor my planet.
Granted but it doesn’t say wish so it’s invalid. Everyone dies.
I wish for a kitten that can speak and that only says nice things to me specifically and can’t harm people.
Granted, but it's a bully.
I wish @MonMarty was here.
Granted but he locks the thread and bans everyone for not being good Unionists.
I wish I could edit my body like in a character creation screen
Granted, but you fuddle with the keys to much and everything goes crazy, and you are no longer happy... Is sorry
I wish to finish my tasks for the weekend (assignments etc.)
Granted, you finish with failure at all of them.
I wish roleplay and skinning was easy.
Granted, but it was so easy everyone became bored and no-one excelled in skill/knowledge...
I wish of a cat-apocalypse!
Granted but they shit everywhere
I wish for food
Granted, but it tastes like tar.
I wish for a crossbow.
Granted, but you can only shoot yourself with it.
I wish for happiness.
Granted, but only for your enemies.
I wish for a halberd.
Granted but it's made of actual birds.
I wish for infinite plastic solo cups.
Granted, there are so many that they cover the entire Earth, limiting our resources and we'll perish. Even you...
I wish for $41
granted but they will blow up when ever you try to spend them killing everything in a thirty mile radius
I wish for more guys on the sever
Granted, but they're all incels.
I wish for a lame superpower.
Granted, but you're now lame yourself (Horse Lame not "uncool lame")
I wish I had a beard.
Granted, but it's made of steel wool.
I wish I had a nice mug of ale.
Granted, but if you dont drink from it every two minutes you die
I wish there was a way to win this game.
Granted, but to win you have to lose
I wish the world was a more peaceful place
Granted, but every other world gets blown up
I wish we could teleport.
Granted, but we can only teleport into volcanoes.
I wish I was immune to everything that could kill me.
Granted, but everyone you love isn't immune... You know the rest
I wish for it to be 2019
Granted, but only because you were in a coma for a month and you missed Christmas, New Years, Winter Break, everything fun.
I wish I didn't require upkeep and just smelled good and was clean and healthy weight all the time
Granted, you smelled so good as are in so good condition you were experimented on to assist on other activities...
I wish for enough money to get me out of my country, alone, with my cat...
Granted, but you don't have enough to stay in another and they kick you out to the ocean.
I wish I lived in a futuristic era.
Granted, You now live in a society set 500+ years in the future, but the Nazis have taken over and you are persecuted for being 'different'. They have laser guns.
I wish my dog's lifespan could be extended by 5 years