Corrupt A Wish!

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  1. AWildResi

    AWildResi uwuifier

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    Granted, we're even stupider and elect an M&M as the american president.

    I wish I was good at cooking.
     
  2. Legoclub22

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    Granted, but you accidentally cook the president. RIP Mr. M&M, he was my President.

    I wish President M&M didn't die so young
     
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  3. AWildResi

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    Granted, he was never alive in the first place.

    I wish I liked strawberries.
     
  4. quinguin

    quinguin a muppet of a man

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    Granted, but the strawberries don't like you
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    I wish my uncle wouldn't be working when he's supposed to be at dinner...
     
  5. Q1ntum_shot

    Q1ntum_shot Everything is (not) fine!

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    Granted but he’s always drunk

    I wish for infinite pizza
     
  6. quinguin

    quinguin a muppet of a man

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    Granted, but the government confiscates it and attemptes to use it to solve hunger in it. Though, other countries hear of this pizza and hope to use in their own countries instead, causing a 20 year war forever known as the "Pizza War." The war eventually goes nuclear, which backfires and ends up eventually destroying the pizza. Though, the world had become a nuclear wasteland, as what remaining factions continue to war over the few places not horrifically contaminated by toxic chemicals and nuclear radiation. Your pizza basically creates fallout...

    I wish I had more days in Thanksgiving break...
     
  7. Q1ntum_shot

    Q1ntum_shot Everything is (not) fine!

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    Granted but they last for five minutes

    I wish i could fly
     
  8. quinguin

    quinguin a muppet of a man

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    Granted, but every time you do, you have to listen to "Learning to Fly" by Tom Petty. And that's an amazing song, but it gets very annoying after a long while, and the longer you fly, the louder the music gets, making flight longer than 20 miles impractical.

    I wish I could meet Neil Young...
     
  9. Q1ntum_shot

    Q1ntum_shot Everything is (not) fine!

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    Granted but he’s an asshole in real life

    I wish I had beer in my hand
     
  10. AWildResi

    AWildResi uwuifier

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    Granted, but it's poisonous and you die when you drink it.

    I wish I didn't have to sleep.
     
  11. Nathan

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    Granted, but when you attempt to stay up you become a hungry werewolf.

    I wish I hadn't participated in this.
     
  12. AWildResi

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    Granted, you never know the wonders of our corrupted minds.

    I wish I didn't need glasses.
     
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  13. DankDan

    DankDan The Forgotten one

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    Granted, but you cant see anything anyways.
    I wish I had a plane
     
  14. AWildResi

    AWildResi uwuifier

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    Granted, but it crashes and everyone on board including you dies.

    I wish I didn't stay up this late.
     
  15. DankDan

    DankDan The Forgotten one

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    Granted, but you don't get to stay up late ever again, thus limiting your 'Fun/Free' time!

    I wish my days had more hours.
     
  16. Q1ntum_shot

    Q1ntum_shot Everything is (not) fine!

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    Granted but the nights last twice as long (which is what I want anyway)

    I wish for a cat
     
  17. AWildResi

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    Granted, but it's a lion and it murders you.

    I wish for the ability to turn into a bird.
     
  18. jono_98

    jono_98 Something?

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    Granted, you turn into a kiwi. Enjoy being a flightless fuzz ball.

    I wish I didn't just get back into this.
     
  19. AWildResi

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    Granted, you get back into it way earlier before I resurrected this thread so nobody's around and you just end up corrupting your own wishes.

    I wish I had the ability to make any edible food I eat taste delicious.
     
  20. Legoclub22

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    Granted, but only if you add a secret ingredient. The secret ingredient is live bacteria culture, specifically from deadly plagues.

    I wish I didn't have a strokokoekeoknmebeaoefoemaofneoaufaeofandofiaNSFOiahepfoiahdfiodfha
     
  21. AWildResi

    AWildResi uwuifier

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    Granted, but i'm taking that as "a stroke" and instead you get poison. Goodbye my little friend.

    I wish wine tasted good.
     
  22. Natannine

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    Granted, your palette only finds the taste of wine satisfying, everything else tastes like ash.

    I wish for front row Hamilton tickets for me and @MrH_
     
  23. AWildResi

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    Granted, somebody murders you a minute after you get the tickets and takes them for their own.

    I wish for bright blue eyes.
     
  24. Natannine

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    Granted you go blind.

    I wish for a pair of socks that never rip.
     
  25. Legoclub22

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    Granted, but they're made of really stretchy rubber. You found them in an alleyway. Weird!

    I wish I could always access all my stuff from every computer or whatever. Oh, I know what that's called. I wish I had all my stuff copied to a cloud I could access from all my devices but only I can see it.
     
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    Granted the cloud crashes and all your data is lost.

    I wish for a unlimited supply of food.
     
  27. Legoclub22

    Legoclub22 Cyclically Inactive

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    Aha, but I said it was copied onto it. B)
     
  28. Natannine

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    eh
    point stands
     
  29. AWildResi

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    Granted, the food is poisoned.

    I wish to be good at making clothes.
     
  30. xXKingDraugarXx

    xXKingDraugarXx Vile Warlock of Evil

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    Granted, but the clothes can only be made of hair and not fabric.

    I wish to have musical skills.
     
  31. Natannine

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    But every instrument you touch breaks.

    I wish for colder weather.
     
  32. AWildResi

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    Granted, you freeze to death in ice like cartoons when they come out of freezing cold water.

    I wish I was good at roleplaying.
     
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    Granted the world population dies and you no longer have mates to roleplay with.

    I wish for a better sleep schedulen
     
  34. AWildResi

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    Granted, but schedulen isn't a word and you get a better sleep ... Uh... UhhHHHH. RANDOM WORD INSERTER! You get a better sleep grape. Which means absolutely nothing and you become an insomniac.

    I wish getting tattoos was painless.
     
  35. Q1ntum_shot

    Q1ntum_shot Everything is (not) fine!

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    Granted but it hurts afterwards


    I wish I didn’t have autism
     
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    Granted, you have schizophrenia instead.

    I wish there was actually an Arabian Oil Prince who wants to give me his fortune
     
  37. AWildResi

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    Granted, but you are inherit all of his fortune and the mob goes after you. You go under protective services and gain a new name and town. Losing your friends, family, and money. You now work as a lowly farmer in a tiny village.

    I wish people weren't waiting for v5 to rp.
     
  38. Q1ntum_shot

    Q1ntum_shot Everything is (not) fine!

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    Granted but they’re all terrible at rp




    I wish I had the ability to teleport
     
  39. Gh0ulKagun3_

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    Wish granted, you teleport into the ocean and have to wait for cooldown, and happen to not be able to swim and perish.

    I wish I met my favourite franchise in person.
     
  40. Q1ntum_shot

    Q1ntum_shot Everything is (not) fine!

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    Granted but they’re all assholes to you



    I wish for free money
     

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