Corrupt A Wish!

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  1. Resirolas

    Resirolas uwuifier

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    Granted, you're so good that you mess up the thing you're being put under pressure for without a care in the world.

    I wish more people were online to rp with :<
     
  2. Legoclub22

    Legoclub22 Cyclically Inactive

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    Granted, but they're a horde of noobs. Neon colored 'asasin' skins, emo hair, red, blue, green, gold or heterochromic eyes, hoodies, no /nick or an edgy name like "Blade Moonblood," 0 RP skills, can't even figure out how to emote or OOC chat, and they are intent on RPing with you. Yeah have fun with 60 edgelords.

    I wish there was activity more like when I started.
     
  3. Resirolas

    Resirolas uwuifier

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    Granted, there are so many active people that you can't post anything without it getting overlapped.

    I wish I were a noob again.
     
  4. Kerfloosh

    Kerfloosh That builder guy.

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    Granted, but you forgot how to play the game. This includes how to Roleplay properly.

    I wish mythology was real.
     
  5. Resirolas

    Resirolas uwuifier

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    Granted, a god murders you for flirting with his daughter.

    I wish Regalia had more houses in the wilderness.
     
  6. quinguin

    quinguin mineman extraordinaire

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    Granted, but nobody ever uses them because a current 95% of regalia isn't used

    I wish for the other 22% of my soul back
     
  7. Legoclub22

    Legoclub22 Cyclically Inactive

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    Granted, but you must take it from a loved one. Here's the scooper. It will only work on a loved one or a very close person. Anyone else is incompatible and will lead to madness and spiritual death, i.e. no afterlife, no oblivion, nothing. Your soul just implodes.

    I wish activity on the server was more like when I first started
     
  8. quinguin

    quinguin mineman extraordinaire

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    Granted, but now that regalia v5 is so small, it's always too crowded...

    I wish staff would get the point that we need a much smaller city...
     
  9. Kerfloosh

    Kerfloosh That builder guy.

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    Granted, but the lore becomes even more restrictive, driving away RPers.

    I wish Regalia V5 will use good building techniques.
     
  10. Legoclub22

    Legoclub22 Cyclically Inactive

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    Granted, but 'good building techniques' means 'cutting corners to save money'

    I wish I could turn things into a horse at will.
     
  11. quinguin

    quinguin mineman extraordinaire

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    Granted, but you are now also a horse

    I wish it wasn't nnn
     
  12. Resirolas

    Resirolas uwuifier

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    I don't know what nnn means. So granted, you're now dead instead.

    I wish I could find a soulmate.
     
  13. quinguin

    quinguin mineman extraordinaire

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    Granted @seoulmate

    I wish for a life
     
  14. Resirolas

    Resirolas uwuifier

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    Granted, your life ends after two seconds.

    I wish seoulmate would use this thread now that she was tagged.
     
  15. Legoclub22

    Legoclub22 Cyclically Inactive

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    Granted, but they use it the way PvPers use threads. Flame and get it locked.

    I wish I didn't have to pee right now and that nothing in my house would get peed on either
     
  16. Resirolas

    Resirolas uwuifier

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    Granted, you don't have to pee in this specific moment but instead you have to pee in every other moment for the rest of your life.

    I wish lizards would attach themselves to the tires of my mothers car.
     
  17. quinguin

    quinguin mineman extraordinaire

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    Granted, but because you didn't use the possessive "mother's," there are now lizards stuck to the tires of a van that had the word "MOTHERS" written on the side of it.
     
  18. quinguin

    quinguin mineman extraordinaire

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    I wish that the sihai would come out already
     
  19. Legoclub22

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    Granted, but they're rushed and feel like a cheap knockoff of some bad anime.

    I wish I was a master writer
     
  20. quinguin

    quinguin mineman extraordinaire

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    granted, you are a master writer, for you have already written the word "master" in the your wish, you're welcome. It's spelled M-A-S-T-E-R

    I wish I wasn't such a douche
     
  21. Resirolas

    Resirolas uwuifier

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    Granted, instead you're a salty lil bish in video games that breaks their keyboard over missing one thing.

    I wish I could turn into a frog at free will and not die by predators.
     
  22. Legoclub22

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    Granted, but you can't turn back into a human unless you get a real Prince to kiss you. If it helps, you can speak English...

    I wish coming up with character traits was easier.
     
  23. Resirolas

    Resirolas uwuifier

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    Granted, it's so easy that everybody picks out one specific trait and everyone turns into said trait so no characters are original in any way whatsoever.

    I wish I could come up with better wishes.
     
  24. quinguin

    quinguin mineman extraordinaire

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    Granted, but the thread goes inactive

    I wish I hadn't failed NNN
     
  25. Q1ntum_shot

    Q1ntum_shot That guy with a top hat

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    Granted but your broke


    I wish that the Stuff. Thread would get to 100000 already
     
  26. quinguin

    quinguin mineman extraordinaire

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    Granted, but it gets locked there.

    I wish is wasnt too tired time make tusib post
     
  27. Legoclub22

    Legoclub22 Cyclically Inactive

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    Granted, but nobody, including yourself, knows what tusib is. So you make some totally random post that is entirely meaningless because you don't know what you're making.

    I wish I won the recent billion dollar lotto
     
  28. Resirolas

    Resirolas uwuifier

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    Granted, you proceed to lose it all plus your current money within a day and with no gain whatsoever.

    I wish I could stop bein a lazy lil shiz and add the vampirism to my chars app already.
     
  29. openpit

    openpit Not moving, definitely not a corpse

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    Granted, but you’re also a werewolf.

    I wish that the world was made into a dab-free zone.
     
  30. Legoclub22

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    Granted, but it only leads to a horrific mass-dabbing.

    I wish it was easier to not go offline for 2-3 days
     
  31. Kerfloosh

    Kerfloosh That builder guy.

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    Granted, but you get banned a day after.

    I wish for a cake that isn't a lie.
     
  32. Legoclub22

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    Granted, but it's- DUN DUN DUUUUN! Peanut butter and mint cake.

    I wish for free things
     
  33. Kerfloosh

    Kerfloosh That builder guy.

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    Jokes on you. That sounds delicious! :D

    Granted, but you're now taxed 99% and it all gets stolen.

    I wish for a terrible pie.
     
  34. Legoclub22

    Legoclub22 Cyclically Inactive

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    Granted. It's terrible. You have to eat all of it.

    I wish I knew exactly what I wanted to know when I wanted to know it.
     
  35. quinguin

    quinguin mineman extraordinaire

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    Granted, but knowing everything you want to know eventually gets boring, and you run out of things you want to know. You then want to know more things that you want to know, which in turn you learn that the only thing you want to know is more things that you want to know, ruining the power completely.

    I wish this thread would die in a pit.
     
  36. Legoclub22

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    Granted, but you're in that pit, and you also die.

    I wish I could know and un-know things at will.
     
  37. quinguin

    quinguin mineman extraordinaire

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    granted, though, you find the ability to give you an omnipresence, with a subconscious compulsiveness to abuse the power, holding a lack of will-power to stop yourself. This eventually turns unbearable, and you eventually un-know how to know and unknow things at will, forgetting how to use your powers, and concealing them forever. You take regret in this also, finding that once you have lost the ability, the things that you don't know seem to pile above the things that you do, which makes you want to know how to selectively know things, and you fall into an intrepid loop of irony that is oh so delicious...

    I wish I could read long texts in split-second speeds with 100% reading comprehension.
     
  38. Legoclub22

    Legoclub22 Cyclically Inactive

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    Granted, but whenever you do, you let out a fart for 1milisecond per letter or character in the paragraph. Pbbbbt.

    I wish it wasn't friggen 4:30 and I had gone to sleep 2+ hours ago instead
     
  39. Q1ntum_shot

    Q1ntum_shot That guy with a top hat

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    Granted but you feel just as fatigue as you would have been if you had gone to sleep now


    I wish I was beaten to death in the most brutal way
     
  40. Kerfloosh

    Kerfloosh That builder guy.

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    Granted, but it's in Minecraft.

    I wish for the Sword of Light.
     

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