Corrupt A Wish!

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  1. quinguin

    quinguin mineman extraordinaire

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    granted, everyone can sing in a literal sense, it just takes skill to sing well, which is something that you cannot do.

    I wish I was more adept at reading sheet music

    {Wishes 90%}
     
  2. Resirolas

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    Granted, all sheet music has now been burned in a volcano.

    I wish I could be a flower girl at a wedding.
     
  3. quinguin

    quinguin mineman extraordinaire

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    Granted, but the wedding is a wacky wedding like you see on 18+ websites, and weird stuff starts going down...

    I wish 18+ websites didn't exist anymore.

    {Wishes 89%}
     
  4. Resirolas

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    Granted, children learn stuff they shouldn't at age five.

    I wish my app would be accepted.
     
  5. quinguin

    quinguin mineman extraordinaire

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    granted, but server goes bankrupt and shuts down

    I wish that the new theme wasn't so damned good.

    {Wishes 88%}
     
  6. Resirolas

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    Granted, it's even better now. (Eventhoughitlagsme)

    I wish I had art for every character I have that was VERY realistic.
     
  7. quinguin

    quinguin mineman extraordinaire

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    it lags me too
    Granted, but the characters themselves are quite unrealistic, so the art was realistic to the characters, but the characters aren't realistic to the lore, so the art is unrealistic. BOOM

    I wish that lizard backwards wasn't brazil (yeah, 1% of my soul is worth that)

    {Wishes 87%}
     
  8. Resirolas

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    Granted, because it isn't. Lizard backwards is drazil. Not brazil

    I wish for world peas.
     
  9. quinguin

    quinguin mineman extraordinaire

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    granted, though, the wishmaster believes you made a typo, and gives you world peace instead. Darnit!

    I wish for a massivecraft theme that is pink during breast cancer awareness month

    {Wishes 86%}
     
  10. Resirolas

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    I asked my dad to wish for something and he said "World peas"
    Granted, but you're dead so you can't participate.

    I WISH FOR SOME MORE DAMN PEAS
     
  11. quinguin

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    Granted, but the entire crust of the earth is coated suddenly in a layer of peas 50 miles high, 600 miles high in the oceanic areas. today was the day the world went green.

    I wish for more clean energy

    {Wishes 85%}
     
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    lizman1000 Darkest Dungeon Fanatic

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    guys can we just take a short pause at this and appreciate that this thread has been ongoing for over 5 years
    Granted but you can't sing very well.

    I wish i had a million monopoly dollars
     
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    lizman1000 Darkest Dungeon Fanatic

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    wait I am dumb and quoted the wrong wish

    Granted but all the energy is cleaned w/ bleach which is bad for the enviroment

    I wish I had a million monopoly dollars
     
  14. quinguin

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    damn you

    Granted, you have a million monopoly dollars. You actually sell them back to the monopoly company and make a bit of money. You find a spouse with this money who doesn't really love you.

    I wish for a cherry tree to chop down and then be honest about it like a little shit.

    {Wishes 84%}
     
  15. Resirolas

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    Granted, but I couldn't fully understand that wish so you get piled in a fuck ton of cherries.

    I wish my cats loved me.
     
  16. quinguin

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    granted, you swallow catnip, and your cats kill you and rip the catnip from your stomach

    I wish my shar pei was a pug

    {Wishes 83%}
     
  17. Resirolas

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    That isn't love.
    Granted, you're a pug too now. And everyone is. You did this. Humans are now pugs.

    I WANT A REALLY FRICKIN DELICIOUS STRAWBERRY.
     
  18. quinguin

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    this is better than the original wish...

    Granted, it's delicious and whatnot... and whatnot

    I wish whatnot was used more...

    {Wishes 82%}
     
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    #5099 quinguin, Oct 28, 2018
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    Wish granted, they find more things wrong with it than the actual reviewer and it takes you months to finish it.

    I wish I could live in medieval ages with some fantasy mixed in. Basically, I wish I could live in the massivecraft world. Or uh. Alroia.
     
  21. quinguin

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    Granted, but you get mugged by a vampire, while being oppressed by a stingent class system, and starving because a FUCKING PORTAL TO ANOTHER DIMENSION SWALLOWED A CONTINENT

    I wish I could smoke

    {Wishes 80%}
     
  22. Resirolas

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    Granted, your body is now a host to a giant fire.

    I wish my character wasn't like a light is to a moth but to vampires.
     
  23. quinguin

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    Granted, but your character is now a moth

    I wish moth memes didn't exist

    {Wishes 79%}
     
  24. Resirolas

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    Granted, they are replaced with memes of you that entirely humiliate you.

    I wish the forums wasn't so lllaaggggyyyyy
     
  25. quinguin

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    Granted, the servers don't exist Marty sold massive to his husband, who shut down the server

    I wish for some sort of freedom

    {Wishes 78%}
     
  26. Resirolas

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    Granted, you can now wish freely without having to sacrifice your soul but they all have to be original wishes.

    I wish I could get Hena in time for halloween.
     
  27. quinguin

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    I was thinking when it got to 0, i'd make a witchblood character...

    Granted, but I don't know what hena is, so you get honey, lots, and lots, and lots, of hunny. You just can't move because your stuff in so much god damned fucking honey

    I wish for my character review to go well...
     
  28. quinguin

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    I still only have 78% of my soul...
     
  29. Resirolas

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    Hena's like a non-permanent tattoo made of a clay-like substance I think. It sure feels like clay.
    Granted, then the next time you ask for a re-review the app gets denied.

    I wish I didn't forget I was typing this.
     
  30. quinguin

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    granted, you didn't and absoluted nothing changed

    I wish my life wasn't such a fucking pile of shit
     
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    Granted, you're now dead.

    I wish someone would ask me a bunch of questions about things and how I feel of them. I dunno why I just randomly want that.
     
  32. quinguin

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    That's pretty dumb. Why would you want something like that to happen? How does this question make you feel? Would you do it for attention? How do you feel about attention hogging and whatnot? How do you feel about the word whatnot in general? How do you feel about the use of the term, "whatnot?" How do you feel about the general development of language in general and where the Americans tend to be taking the English language? How do you feel about the English language? How do you feel about the divide represented by the differences between British and American English? How do you think that the cultural divide has grown from the same place to become so drastic? How do you like all of these questions? How do you feel about questions in general? Is this getting annoying yet?

    I wish that school didn't make me want to jump off a cliff.
     
  33. Resirolas

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    Granted, it no longer making you want to, because you already jumped off.

    I wish I knew how to apply makeup correctly.
     
  34. quinguin

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    Granted, but the makeup has acid in it and you trip out for a few days

    I wish that this thead would die already.
     
  35. Resirolas

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    Granted, but like before I bring it back to life.

    I wish that we had more people with us on this thread.
     
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    Granted, but it's me.

    I wish I could never be bored
     
  37. Resirolas

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    Granted, you're so busy that you never get a break to have fun.

    I wish I got more twizzlers.
     
  38. quinguin

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    granted, but you also have diabetus, and have no insulin to take to digest the sugar from the twizzlers

    I wish I could skin faster...
     
  39. Resirolas

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    Granted, but the skins are absolute crud, you can't even do the eyes correctly.

    I wish I had art of my kathar.
     
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    Granted, but it's art of your Kathar being beaten for heresy.

    I wish I was better under pressure
     

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