Corrupt A Wish!

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  1. FunctionKey

    FunctionKey The Senate

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    Granted, but they're all in the 'non-cannon roleplay' section.

    I wish for Elder Scrolls 6 goddamn it
     
  2. Legoclub22

    Legoclub22 The Antagonist's Right-Hand

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    Granted, but it's made by EA

    I wish Pandemic Studious would come back and take back the Star Wars: Battlefront franchise
     
  3. Korgex12

    Korgex12 The guy with 500+ cat pictures
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    Then go to bed, I can't grant you any wishes unless you ask for them as a wish. I'm a wish-granter, not magical miracle worker.

    I wish this thread would stay alive.
     
  4. Legoclub22

    Legoclub22 The Antagonist's Right-Hand

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    Granted, but the only way for it to stay alive is for a human sacrifice to be made each post.

    I wish I didn't have to be the one to sacrifice someone, and that I still had a brother...
     
  5. FireFan96

    FireFan96 Imperial Bloodhound Staff Member Lore2
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    Granted, but a small development budget and a legal battle with EA leads to a mediocre final game that destroys and childhood nostalgia the fanbase ever had.

    I wish I am not quoted in the next post and someone takes Legoclub22's other wish because jumping around is a pain in the butt.
     
  6. soapboxstage

    soapboxstage a muppet of a man

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    Granted, you weren't quoted, and someone will get legoclub22's wish eventually

    I wish maiar wouldn't get removed and that this thread would DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
     
  7. soapboxstage

    soapboxstage a muppet of a man

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    granted, you still do have a brother, you just have to kill him again. You don't have to be the one to sacrafice someone, you just have to be the necrophiliac perv that snoops around the morg.
     
  8. Korgex12

    Korgex12 The guy with 500+ cat pictures
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    Granted, but to play a maiar you have to pay $80 initially and pay $40 for every month you still have that character, Also, the monthly price increases two dollars every month. As for wishing this thread to die: Granted, but someone starts another Corrupt a Wish thread.

    I wish people would stop wishing for two things in the same post and that I wouldn't contradict myself.
     
  9. Drahydra

    Drahydra Far Too Verbose Writer

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    Granted. Now we wish for three things per post.

    I wish that I had the ability to draw my characters, that I had a car, and that I had the motivation to get good at something.
     
  10. FeyWitches

    FeyWitches Very very frightening

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    I'm not a genie so Imma grant one. You can draw your characters to near perfection... But the hands. Hands will always be your worst enemy.

    I wish I could git gud at urt.
     
  11. TinySnowcloud

    TinySnowcloud Growing Blizzard of Dreams
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    You can draw your characters to near perfection... But the hands. Hands will always be your worst enemy.

    I wish I had enough time to do everything I wanna do.
     
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  12. Korgex12

    Korgex12 The guy with 500+ cat pictures
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    Granted, you have plenty of time but aren't capable of doing the things you want to do.

    I wish WOAH SCIENCE
     
  13. MippyMoo

    MippyMoo Resident Barreleye

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    Granted, but all science and everything about it is written in Arabic.

    I wish I could create a Massivecraft Character in one day or less with good character development.
     
  14. FunctionKey

    FunctionKey The Senate

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    Granted, but it must be a Lampar.

    I wish it coulD bE ChriStmas EveryDaY
     
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  15. TheMoistestMan

    TheMoistestMan Captain Regalia

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    Granted, but now you're Jewish

    I wish I could move objects with my mind.
     
  16. Daekon

    Daekon My battery is low, and its getting lonely.

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    Granted, but all the objects you move hit you hard enough to bruise.

    I wish I could have a good boy dog.
     
  17. BRBKing

    BRBKing The Necromancer
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    Granted, but it's the Arken Ott

    I wish I wasn't sick.
     
  18. fantuinn

    fantuinn seagull Staff Member Lore2

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    Granted, but now you're sick of this thread.

    I wish I made original jokes.
     
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  19. Korgex12

    Korgex12 The guy with 500+ cat pictures
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    Granted, but now nobody else makes original jokes and you are the only person on the planet capable of telling original jokes, everybody else is just copying or slightly rewording yours. Also, your jokes suck.

    I wish I had common sense.
     
  20. fantuinn

    fantuinn seagull Staff Member Lore2

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    Wish granted! Now you can tell my jokes are incredible. At the cost of well- thinking my jokes are incredible.

    I wish my throat didn't hurt.
     
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  21. MippyMoo

    MippyMoo Resident Barreleye

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    Granted, but now you can't speak for a month.

    I wish I could go see Imagine Dragons in concert.
     
  22. FeyWitches

    FeyWitches Very very frightening

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    Granted, but you imagine dragons, making the concert scary af.

    I wish my pun didn't exist.
     
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  23. Korgex12

    Korgex12 The guy with 500+ cat pictures
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    Granted, because you don't exist.

    I wish @DockedRelic existed.
     
  24. FeyWitches

    FeyWitches Very very frightening

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    Yes but I use THIS on you for revenge.

    I wish Korgex existed again cause I regret my decision.
     
  25. Emkaloua

    Emkaloua Regalian Senator

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    Granted, but only in the form of their profile picture, which will haunt your for eternity.
    I wish for relevance.
     
  26. Legoclub22

    Legoclub22 The Antagonist's Right-Hand

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    Granted, you are a relevant serial killer.

    I wish I was enlightened
     
  27. Korgex12

    Korgex12 The guy with 500+ cat pictures
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    Granted, you are now an ani-vaxx flat-earther who claims to be “englightened.”

    .rrorim taht ni pmuj t’ndid I hsiw I
     
  28. soapboxstage

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    Granted, you jumped in that mirror, not that mirorr.

    I wish my waifu was real
     
  29. MippyMoo

    MippyMoo Resident Barreleye

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    Granted, but she finds you disgusting and wants nothing to do with you.

    I wish that Mark and Jack would do more collabs together
     
  30. FeyWitches

    FeyWitches Very very frightening

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    Granted, but they make out and its gay asf... You're welcome.

    I wish I was a potato, like GLaDOS.
     
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  31. soapboxstage

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    Granted, but some dude gives you worms

    I wish I could see johnny depp and shia lebeouf getting it on
     
  32. Korgex12

    Korgex12 The guy with 500+ cat pictures
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    You totally missed the chance to say “Granted, your waifu s**t waifu.” Oh well.

    Granted, they turn on a movie player with “It” in it on.

    I wish | hsiw I
     
  33. FunctionKey

    FunctionKey The Senate

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    pǝʇuɐɹפ, but it won't come true

    I wish for coffee.
     
  34. MippyMoo

    MippyMoo Resident Barreleye

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    If you stopped falling into the goddamn mirror, you might get a wish.

    I wish that my alarm would wake me up at the right time.
     
  35. soapboxstage

    soapboxstage a muppet of a man

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    Granted, your alarm wakes you up, by burning down your house and murdering your family
    Granted, but its SUPER hot and like, so is the lady that served it to you

    I wish you people would GET MORE SLEEP and WAKE UP! SO I WOULDN'T HAVE TO ANSWER 2 FRICKIN WISHES IN ONE THRED!
     
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  36. TinySnowcloud

    TinySnowcloud Growing Blizzard of Dreams
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    Granted, but in the users' well-rested state, they realize the silliness of this thread and stop responding so that, rather than having 2 wishes to grant, you have none.

    I wish for more wishes.
     
  37. Korgex12

    Korgex12 The guy with 500+ cat pictures
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    Granted, but they each come with horrible corruptions.

    !pots dluow siht hsiw I !niagan rrorim eht toN
     
  38. soapboxstage

    soapboxstage a muppet of a man

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    Granted, the backwards stuff ends in a bale of glory, but now an upside down trend starts
    sepnu pues

    I wish school wasn't hell.
     
  39. Korgex12

    Korgex12 The guy with 500+ cat pictures
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    Granted, now everything else is hell.

    I wish geometry wasn't a subject created by the devil himself.
     
  40. Vivo_Et_Vincam

    Vivo_Et_Vincam The Walking Spreadsheet

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    Granted, but now you got algebra..

    I wish I could breathe underwater
     

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