Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Joseph Marini, Jul 12, 2013.
Granted, you decimated 18.
I wish for a pet fish.
Granted, but you try using the toilet as a fish tank and accidentally flush it.
I wish for pie.
Granted, but the pie is blood-pie.
I wish I would finish my skin. All three of them.
Granted, but you can't use them.
I wish Ivy didn't cheat on every bet I made with her.
Granted. Now Winter does.
I wish you made more bets I could cheat on.
Granted, but Winter cheats on them first.
I wish I could make bets with Ivy without her or winter cheating on them.
granted, but you always lose the bet
i wish rp was actually good again
Granted, but now factions sucks.
I wish that Korgex would always make a wish in addition to a corruption in his post on this thread so someone else wouldn't have to do it for him.
Granted, but now I never actually corrupt wishes I just make wishes regardless.
I wish I could remember to make wishes.
Granted, but you wish for unthinkably horrible things like a second holocaust, nuclear war, deadly plagues, natural disasters, etc.
I wish that I was physically fit
Granted, but now you have an IQ of 2.
I wish @Legoclub22 didn't have an IQ of 2.
Granted, but he's a stick.
I wish Legoclub22 was both physically fit and had an IQ of 100 or higher
Granted, you can physically fit into cabinets. Also, the IQ scoring system was changed where it's the same as it is now but times 100. In other words, your IQ is 1.
I wish @Legoclub22 had an athletic build with a very high IQ and was not a stick.
Granted, but now he's totally full of himself and a total jerk. ;-;
I wish for free time
Granted, but you use it all reading the same children's book over and over.
I wish it was mutually agreed upon that beans don't belong in chili.
Granted, but as a replacement for said beans heaps of inedible ingredients are added instead. Tens of thousands of deaths are caused each year by consumption of Tide Pod chili, because—let's be honest—we were all looking for an excuse to eat one of those. To make matters worse, no one can agree on what a staple chili ingredient should be. Soup cans? Dryer lint? Perhaps even tapeworm-infested mud. Everything under the sun was added to chili; everything but the magical fruit. The world itself fractured, their chili recipies becoming more sacred to individuals than their religion. Wars broke out as chili factions declared war over which indigestible object they threw in their chili. With people dropping dead at an alarming rate due to wars and foodborne illness, it is estimated that the entire human race will die out within a matter of months.
All because you didn't want to eat a bean.
Honestly that's probably for the best.
I wish I had motivation to do something important instead of writing a paragraph about beanless chili.
Granted, you have th motivation to write about bean-full chili.
I wish I could find a wish I had the motivation to make a long corruption for.
Ender sat down one day, prepared for some mindless bumbling, yet again.. Maybe some philosophical chanting, just to mix things up. He booted up his computer and scrolled through his posts, taking his time while mindlessly shoving beanless chili into his mouth. He finally came across this feed, his old stomping grounds. He sat there for a long moment before clicking. Suddenly, he was hit by a massive (pun intended) wave of nostalgia. He traveled back to the very genesis of the thread and spent the next several hours, no, days scrolling through endless waves of empty wishes. Days turned into weeks, weeks turned into months, months turned into years, years turned into centuries, centuries turned into an eon. Ender read on. Eventually, as the universe was left cold and dark after trillions of years, all that is left, is Ender and his computer.
(Granted, but I write a giant worthless paragraph. Meanwhile, you go make a hat)
I wish I had a hat that i could never take off that gave me reality-warping abilities
Granted, but it’s the hat that I made and I designed it with knife blades on the inside so wearing the hat kills you. (That’s what you get for breaking the CaW rules)
I wish ender didn’t break the rules
Granted, but now Corrupt a Wish has no rules, and anarchy ensues. It turns into Stuff, with a few people making and corrupting wishes, but mostly spam, sh!tposting and memes.
I wish the Stuff thread had more dank memes like back in the good old days
Granted, but they're dank from the perception of a normie only.
I wish you would remember to make wishes
Granted, but I always wish the exact same thing.
I wish for pie.
Granted, you get a circle with a measuring tape
I wish for a blue raspberry slushie
Granted, but you get the worst brainfreeze in history. Your body shuts down because of it, and you're hospitalized for a month because the brainfreeze was so severe.
I wish Massive would receive an influx of new players, to both Factions and Regalia, at least 100 new players.
Granted, but they all do completely idiotic things and refuse to accept advice or follow the rules. Also, the influx outweighs the speed in which the staff can ban them.
Granted, you now wish you had ridiculous things you never will have. You are unhappy with life, always wishing for more things, like a rainbow butterfly unicorn kitten. You never can be happy. Eventually you just wish you could be dead, because this life sucks. And you realize, wait. I can be dead. You are overjoyed, and you throw yourself off a bridge, 200 feet into 30 foot deep water, with bricks tied to your feet. You die happy, because your wish finally came true.
I wish people roleplayed in Factions world spawns.
Granted, but PvP becomes enabled in those areas and jerks start camping there and killing roleplayers. However, they wait until they're somewhat into roleplay, but not done to kill them.
I wish for a rainbow butterfly unicorn kitten.
Granted, but you have to wear matching colors. Resulting in tacky rainbow-colored tye-dye shirts. And everything you wear is kitten-themed. But hey, you get a nice rainbow unicorn butterfly cat.
I wish I knew advanced chemistry.
Granted, but only relating to illegal activities.
I wish I was happy in life
Granted, but the happiness consumes you. You simply can't see anything negative or any issues and your life comes crashing down around you. Your friend's mother died, and you still acted as happy as usual. You went bankrupt, but since you felt everything was fine, you didn't do anything beyond the usual to fix it. You are in poverty and slowly die of starvation. However, you still think everything is fine, and don't bother finding food. You slowly die, and in your last second of life, you realize how your happiness has resulted in horrible despair.
I wish I could make more morbid long corruptions.
Granted, but they are only relatively long, like. Just 10 sentences.
I wish that I wouldn't fall behind on things so much
Granted, but now you’re prone to falling on your back.
I wish @IndigoIvy was sane.
Granted, but you inherited their insanity.
I wish for a better Spanish teacher.
Granted, but all your other teachers suck.
I saw that one coming. Now make a damn wish :P
Granted, but my wish will suck.
I wish I could use my hands as vacuum cleaners.
Granted, but your butt is as well.
I wish for at least one clearly visible rainbow every day.