Corrupt A Wish!

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Joseph Marini, Jul 12, 2013.

  1. Emkaloua

    Emkaloua Regalian Senator

    Joined:
    Sep 28, 2016
    Messages:
    243
    Likes Received:
    910
    Granted, but now, the noble houses fall behind on you, and eventually fade into nothingness. Also, a literal house falls on you.

    I wish this glowing reindeer as my profile picture was real.
     
  2. Legoclub22

    Legoclub22 The Antagonist's Right-Hand

    Joined:
    Oct 26, 2014
    Messages:
    5,757
    Likes Received:
    277
    Granted, but it's evil and stabs you to death with it's antlers.

    I wish I were the world's best writer.
     
  3. tin77

    tin77 The Tin Can Man

    Joined:
    Jul 6, 2015
    Messages:
    381
    Likes Received:
    65
    Granted but you're so complex of a writer that nobody understands you or your concepts and you just create a bunch of "Finegan's Wake" stories.

    I wish I was a great writer that people understood.
     
  4. Legoclub22

    Legoclub22 The Antagonist's Right-Hand

    Joined:
    Oct 26, 2014
    Messages:
    5,757
    Likes Received:
    277
    Granted, but you are so good of a writer, you must write in a secret language to protect your work from would-be thieves. You finish an entire library of works, but before you can translate them you are killed,

    I wish I could make events and be on time, especially the ones I host.
     
  5. tin77

    tin77 The Tin Can Man

    Joined:
    Jul 6, 2015
    Messages:
    381
    Likes Received:
    65
    Granted but nobody else shows up.

    I wish I didn't struggle everytime I return to Massive.
     
  6. Legoclub22

    Legoclub22 The Antagonist's Right-Hand

    Joined:
    Oct 26, 2014
    Messages:
    5,757
    Likes Received:
    277
    Granted, you have everything handed to you and it's way too easy and no fun.

    I wish I never grew tired
     
  7. tin77

    tin77 The Tin Can Man

    Joined:
    Jul 6, 2015
    Messages:
    381
    Likes Received:
    65
    Granted, you can't sleep and die after being up for two weeks.

    I wish this thread wasn't so slow currently.
     
  8. Legoclub22

    Legoclub22 The Antagonist's Right-Hand

    Joined:
    Oct 26, 2014
    Messages:
    5,757
    Likes Received:
    277
    Granted, it isn't slow, nobody ever posts again.

    I wish I could enter and exit lucid dreams at will.
     
  9. tin77

    tin77 The Tin Can Man

    Joined:
    Jul 6, 2015
    Messages:
    381
    Likes Received:
    65
    Granted but you can't really control them well and are stuck in a white void every time you dream.

    I wish I could actually utilize control of my lucid dreams better.
     
  10. Legoclub22

    Legoclub22 The Antagonist's Right-Hand

    Joined:
    Oct 26, 2014
    Messages:
    5,757
    Likes Received:
    277
    Granted, but you are limited to the world of Aloria, and it's physical confines in your dreams. It grows old after a while.

    I wish I could exist in a pocket of time where time for me does not move, but I am able to interact with the outside world real-time.
     
  11. FaroreZelda

    FaroreZelda Lizard King

    Joined:
    Aug 2, 2017
    Messages:
    8
    Likes Received:
    5
    Granted, but you're only able to interact with geese.

    I wish that I could make enough money to pay for my medical bills comfortably.
     
  12. Joshy54100

    Joshy54100 ☑ rekt ☐ not rekt

    Joined:
    Mar 8, 2013
    Messages:
    1,610
    Likes Received:
    265
    Granted, but the treatments that you're receiving are ineffective and you remain ill.

    I wish that I could watch ten million fireflies light up the sky as I fall asleep.
     
    • Cuddles! Cuddles! x 1
  13. _Torivor

    _Torivor B̸̡e̢͈ͫyo̙̜ͧnd͊e̪̟͒r̻ͦ͞

    Joined:
    Jul 25, 2017
    Messages:
    250
    Likes Received:
    247
    Granted but now you're blind.

    I wish I wasn't looked down upon as a misfit.
     
  14. Bearacuda

    Bearacuda I am crime man

    Joined:
    Aug 17, 2016
    Messages:
    2,397
    Likes Received:
    1,254
    Granted but you would be seen as a broken hero in the end of it all.

    I wish... I wish oh! I wish to show you the world, sea to shinning seaaaa!
     
  15. Legoclub22

    Legoclub22 The Antagonist's Right-Hand

    Joined:
    Oct 26, 2014
    Messages:
    5,757
    Likes Received:
    277
    Granted, but you're soon arrested for abduction.

    I wish that the world's temperature always remained between 20 and 75 degrees Fahrenheit
     
  16. _Torivor

    _Torivor B̸̡e̢͈ͫyo̙̜ͧnd͊e̪̟͒r̻ͦ͞

    Joined:
    Jul 25, 2017
    Messages:
    250
    Likes Received:
    247
    Granted but the icecaps melted and caused a global flood.

    I wish I knew the answer to Universal Theory.
     
  17. Legoclub22

    Legoclub22 The Antagonist's Right-Hand

    Joined:
    Oct 26, 2014
    Messages:
    5,757
    Likes Received:
    277
    Granted but it's so complex your brain catches on fire trying to comprehend it.

    I wish my faction was a great house.
     
  18. tin77

    tin77 The Tin Can Man

    Joined:
    Jul 6, 2015
    Messages:
    381
    Likes Received:
    65
    Granted but everybody hates it and you are viciously raided and attacked.

    I wish fireflies could teach me how to dance.
     
  19. Legoclub22

    Legoclub22 The Antagonist's Right-Hand

    Joined:
    Oct 26, 2014
    Messages:
    5,757
    Likes Received:
    277
    Granted, but they also teach you how to glow and get attracted to bright lights. You are runover by an 18-wheeler on the highway after 12 hours of learning.

    I wish I was maxed out on all real life skills
     
  20. Epsilyon

    Epsilyon Poster-Girl of the Apocalypse

    Joined:
    Jul 10, 2016
    Messages:
    221
    Likes Received:
    43
    Granted, but you end up getting into some bad situations because you can't decide who or what you want to be anymorewith so many options and you stay that way for the rest of eternity.

    My wish is to be able to play every known instrument perfectly.
     
  21. kiro273

    kiro273

    Joined:
    Aug 23, 2017
    Messages:
    5
    Likes Received:
    2
    granted but all you hear is screaming, like human screaming. everybody else hears greatness though

    i wish guitars were cheaper
     
  22. tin77

    tin77 The Tin Can Man

    Joined:
    Jul 6, 2015
    Messages:
    381
    Likes Received:
    65
    Granted, but they're also worse now. Your guitar breaks the second you use it.

    I wish people would respond quicker.
     
  23. Legoclub22

    Legoclub22 The Antagonist's Right-Hand

    Joined:
    Oct 26, 2014
    Messages:
    5,757
    Likes Received:
    277
    Granted, but it's one person responding to themself, and never stopping.

    I wish that I had the regenerative powers of Wolverine but without the immortality.
     
  24. tin77

    tin77 The Tin Can Man

    Joined:
    Jul 6, 2015
    Messages:
    381
    Likes Received:
    65
    Granted, but you're taken away for government testing.

    I wish this would pick up quicker.
     
  25. Legoclub22

    Legoclub22 The Antagonist's Right-Hand

    Joined:
    Oct 26, 2014
    Messages:
    5,757
    Likes Received:
    277
    Granted, but only by us two.

    I wish I had food here already
     
  26. tin77

    tin77 The Tin Can Man

    Joined:
    Jul 6, 2015
    Messages:
    381
    Likes Received:
    65
    Granted but it's soggy and nasty.

    I wish I could find a song that perfectly fits my mood in an instant.
     
  27. DotDimitrix

    DotDimitrix Not inactive, just stalking

    Joined:
    Aug 24, 2017
    Messages:
    40
    Likes Received:
    58
    Granted, but your mood is always "super depressed."

    I wish I could make a good character application for my character and have it be accepted.
     
  28. Legoclub22

    Legoclub22 The Antagonist's Right-Hand

    Joined:
    Oct 26, 2014
    Messages:
    5,757
    Likes Received:
    277
    Granted, but the character is arrested for tripping onto a noble, and executed, within an hour of approval.

    I wish that everyone in factions light roleplayed
     
  29. Legoclub22

    Legoclub22 The Antagonist's Right-Hand

    Joined:
    Oct 26, 2014
    Messages:
    5,757
    Likes Received:
    277
    I wish that all species of ants went extinct instantly as soon as I posted this, and their corpses evaporated into oxygen.
     
  30. emilyisnotokay

    emilyisnotokay im back

    Joined:
    Aug 8, 2017
    Messages:
    24
    Likes Received:
    431
    Granted, but you'll get fat from all the sugar you still have
    I wish I had a waffle.
     
  31. BTrooper19

    BTrooper19 The Chosen One

    Joined:
    Jan 20, 2016
    Messages:
    392
    Likes Received:
    133
    Granted! But.. it was COLD!

    I wish for Robin Williams to be resurrected.
     
  32. HoshiWomp

    HoshiWomp affectionate thimble

    Joined:
    Nov 5, 2015
    Messages:
    737
    Likes Received:
    1,512
    Granted, but he's a zombie and wants to eat yah brains.

    I wish I could talk to plants.
     
  33. DotDimitrix

    DotDimitrix Not inactive, just stalking

    Joined:
    Aug 24, 2017
    Messages:
    40
    Likes Received:
    58
    Granted, but all they do is talk shit about you.

    I wish the world would end.
     
  34. Sperans

    Sperans Fluffy Angel Sweetheart

    Joined:
    Dec 27, 2016
    Messages:
    134
    Likes Received:
    27
    Granted, but it's the world of Warcraft that ends.

    I wish I can wish a wish that could wish a dream about wishing with a wishing well for more wishes.
     
  35. Legoclub22

    Legoclub22 The Antagonist's Right-Hand

    Joined:
    Oct 26, 2014
    Messages:
    5,757
    Likes Received:
    277
    Granted, but you only get one wish, so that only comes 1/6 true.

    I wish that I could timeskip real life
     
  36. BTrooper19

    BTrooper19 The Chosen One

    Joined:
    Jan 20, 2016
    Messages:
    392
    Likes Received:
    133
    Granted, but you ended up skipping too far into the future to where nothing exists anymore, even yourself, and you just lay there in the absence of the universe for a eternity.

    I wish someone doesn't grant this very wish that I typed right now so that this thread can finally end.
     
  37. Sperans

    Sperans Fluffy Angel Sweetheart

    Joined:
    Dec 27, 2016
    Messages:
    134
    Likes Received:
    27
    Wish granted. No wish was granted so you got nothing.

    I wish I was immortal.
     
  38. Erzly

    Erzly artsonist
    1. º • Ann's Secret Base • º

    Joined:
    Nov 19, 2013
    Messages:
    333
    Likes Received:
    371
    Granted, but only after you hit 70, so you're stuck like that forever.

    I wish bears were friendly
     
  39. Sperans

    Sperans Fluffy Angel Sweetheart

    Joined:
    Dec 27, 2016
    Messages:
    134
    Likes Received:
    27
    Granted, but only towards bees.

    I wish I had all the money in the world.
     
  40. DotDimitrix

    DotDimitrix Not inactive, just stalking

    Joined:
    Aug 24, 2017
    Messages:
    40
    Likes Received:
    58
    Granted, but you are suspected of grand theft and arrested.

    I wish that my wishes couldn't be corrupted by you guys.
     

Share This Page