Corrupt A Wish!

Granted, but now, the noble houses fall behind on you, and eventually fade into nothingness. Also, a literal house falls on you.

I wish this glowing reindeer as my profile picture was real.

 

Granted, but it's evil and stabs you to death with it's antlers.

I wish I were the world's best writer.

 

Granted but you're so complex of a writer that nobody understands you or your concepts and you just create a bunch of "Finegan's Wake" stories.

I wish I was a great writer that people understood.

 

Granted, but you are so good of a writer, you must write in a secret language to protect your work from would-be thieves. You finish an entire library of works, but before you can translate them you are killed,

I wish I could make events and be on time, especially the ones I host.

 

Granted but nobody else shows up.

I wish I didn't struggle everytime I return to Massive.

 

Granted, you have everything handed to you and it's way too easy and no fun.

I wish I never grew tired

 

Granted, you can't sleep and die after being up for two weeks.

I wish this thread wasn't so slow currently.

 

Granted, it isn't slow, nobody ever posts again.

I wish I could enter and exit lucid dreams at will.

 

Granted but you can't really control them well and are stuck in a white void every time you dream.

I wish I could actually utilize control of my lucid dreams better.

 

Granted, but you are limited to the world of Aloria, and it's physical confines in your dreams. It grows old after a while.

I wish I could exist in a pocket of time where time for me does not move, but I am able to interact with the outside world real-time.

 

Granted, but you're only able to interact with geese.

I wish that I could make enough money to pay for my medical bills comfortably.

 

Granted, but the treatments that you're receiving are ineffective and you remain ill.

I wish that I could watch ten million fireflies light up the sky as I fall asleep.

 

Granted but now you're blind.

I wish I wasn't looked down upon as a misfit.

 

Granted but you would be seen as a broken hero in the end of it all.

I wish... I wish oh! I wish to show you the world, sea to shinning seaaaa!

 

Granted, but you're soon arrested for abduction.

I wish that the world's temperature always remained between 20 and 75 degrees Fahrenheit

 

Granted but the icecaps melted and caused a global flood.

I wish I knew the answer to Universal Theory.

 

Granted but it's so complex your brain catches on fire trying to comprehend it.

I wish my faction was a great house.

 

Granted but everybody hates it and you are viciously raided and attacked.

I wish fireflies could teach me how to dance.

 

Granted, but they also teach you how to glow and get attracted to bright lights. You are runover by an 18-wheeler on the highway after 12 hours of learning.

I wish I was maxed out on all real life skills

 

Granted, but you end up getting into some bad situations because you can't decide who or what you want to be anymorewith so many options and you stay that way for the rest of eternity.

My wish is to be able to play every known instrument perfectly.

 

granted but all you hear is screaming, like human screaming. everybody else hears greatness though

i wish guitars were cheaper

 

Granted, but they're also worse now. Your guitar breaks the second you use it.

I wish people would respond quicker.

 

Granted, but it's one person responding to themself, and never stopping.

I wish that I had the regenerative powers of Wolverine but without the immortality.

 

Granted, but you're taken away for government testing.

I wish this would pick up quicker.

 

Granted, but only by us two.

I wish I had food here already

 

Granted but it's soggy and nasty.

I wish I could find a song that perfectly fits my mood in an instant.

 

Granted, but your mood is always "super depressed."

I wish I could make a good character application for my character and have it be accepted.

 

Granted, but the character is arrested for tripping onto a noble, and executed, within an hour of approval.

I wish that everyone in factions light roleplayed

 

I wish that all species of ants went extinct instantly as soon as I posted this, and their corpses evaporated into oxygen.

 

Granted, but you'll get fat from all the sugar you still have
I wish I had a waffle.

 

Granted! But.. it was COLD!

I wish for Robin Williams to be resurrected.

 

Granted, but he's a zombie and wants to eat yah brains.

I wish I could talk to plants.

 

Granted, but all they do is talk shit about you.

I wish the world would end.

 

Granted, but it's the world of Warcraft that ends.

I wish I can wish a wish that could wish a dream about wishing with a wishing well for more wishes.

 

Granted, but you only get one wish, so that only comes 1/6 true.

I wish that I could timeskip real life

 

Granted, but you ended up skipping too far into the future to where nothing exists anymore, even yourself, and you just lay there in the absence of the universe for a eternity.

I wish someone doesn't grant this very wish that I typed right now so that this thread can finally end.

 

Wish granted. No wish was granted so you got nothing.

I wish I was immortal.

 

Granted, but only after you hit 70, so you're stuck like that forever.

I wish bears were friendly

 

Granted, but only towards bees.

I wish I had all the money in the world.

 

Granted, but you are suspected of grand theft and arrested.

I wish that my wishes couldn't be corrupted by you guys.