Corrupt A Wish!

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  1. Legoclub22

    Legoclub22 The Antagonist's Right-Hand

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    Granted, but it was me saying something sarcastic.

    I wish there were scattered alleys in Regalia to, uh. Not beat people up in.
     
  2. tin77

    tin77 The Tin Can Man

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    Granted but they're for prostitution and everybody who takes part in that is banned.

    I wish all the cringy stuff from my old account would be erased.
     
  3. Brobbey

    Brobbey Regalian Pioneer

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    Granted, but that doesn't stop you from creating more cringy stuff.

    I wish that I could finish a char app.
     
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  4. Legoclub22

    Legoclub22 The Antagonist's Right-Hand

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    Granted, but this thread was on your old account, so it is erased too.

    I wish I could warp the minds of others to forget the bad tings I've done.
     
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  5. Legoclub22

    Legoclub22 The Antagonist's Right-Hand

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    Granted, but it's about Zane Darkblood, who's life ambition is to learn how to control the gods, i.e. his grand parents, to avenge his dead parents by hunting down their vampire-bandit-clan killers.

    I wish I could warp the minds of others to forget the bad things I've done.
     
  6. Speedl0rd

    Speedl0rd getting closer
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    granted but you have to cut off a toe every time you do it.
     
  7. tin77

    tin77 The Tin Can Man

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    I wish Mr Spidey Pool remembered to make a good wish.
     
  8. Legoclub22

    Legoclub22 The Antagonist's Right-Hand

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    Granted, but he wished for all Japanese people to be vaporized by a nuclear bomb.

    I wish he hadn't wished for genocide.
     
  9. Rogue_Justice_14

    Rogue_Justice_14 Big Fan of Sharks, Bigger Fan of Bigger Sharks

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    Granted but now you must drink urine (I don't know who's) every time you see/hear an offensive comment, phrase, etc.

    I wish that I could find good YouTube videos I haven't already watched.
     
  10. Legoclub22

    Legoclub22 The Antagonist's Right-Hand

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    Granted, you can, you're just not looking hard enough/don't know how.

    I wish that I would always sleep well and awaken feeling well rested.
     
  11. tin77

    tin77 The Tin Can Man

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    Granted but you awake and find that you aren't actually awake. You're in a dream. Or are you? You find that you've entered an endless number of dream realities where you cannot wake up.

    I wish I could access all my dream realities.
     
  12. Legoclub22

    Legoclub22 The Antagonist's Right-Hand

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    Granted, but you must destroy something you love each time you do it.

    I wish that I could read all my alerts n stuff more quickly
     
  13. fantuinn

    fantuinn most honest biped in athens Staff Member Lore2

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    Granted, but you forget them instantly after reading them, and need to check again.

    I wish for a wish with no downsides.
     
  14. Infinatum

    Infinatum In Totum Ad Perpetuum
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    Granted, but now life is too easy and you have no fun.
    I wish that I am rich.
     
  15. Legoclub22

    Legoclub22 The Antagonist's Right-Hand

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    Granted, rich in dirt. You've got more dirt than you know what to do with. Dirt to fill the grand canyon, with dirt. Dirt to build the pyramids, out of dirt. Dirt to build a bridge between Alaska and Russia, with dirt. All you can see is dirt. The only food you have is dirt. You taste dirt. You smell dirt. You hear dirt. Dirt fills every crevice of your body. You are one with the dirt. You are dirt.

    I wish I created a cure to all sicknesses, illnesses, and health problems in the form of a gummy vitamin that tastes good.
     
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  16. kianroo2

    kianroo2 The wiki is really long...

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    Granted but it reduces one's lifespan by 50 years.

    I wish I wasn't such a picky eater.
     
  17. Legoclub22

    Legoclub22 The Antagonist's Right-Hand

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    Granted, yoy will attempt to wat literally anything. You are unable to differentiate between food and not-food. You frequent the emergency room. On the bright side, you have your own personal room in the ER, and there is always someone waiting on you to swallow something bad.

    I wish I had a super advanced immune system.
     
  18. tin77

    tin77 The Tin Can Man

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    Granted but viruses evolve to specifically fight your system and you are held responsible for creating a deadly pathogen.

    I wish for people to return from their mysterious realm of mystery.
     
  19. ZZaque

    ZZaque Basically a Bartender

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    Granted, but they are all zombies bent on eating brains.

    I wish for all dogs to find a happy home.
     
  20. Legoclub22

    Legoclub22 The Antagonist's Right-Hand

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    Granted, but it's in the home of some crazy old lady... For all of them. All in one home. Millions(possibly more) of dogs. One lady. She is the crazy animal lady.

    I wish I was an expert hex mage in all sub-forms in real life.
     
  21. ZZaque

    ZZaque Basically a Bartender

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    Granted but you can only use it on yourself.

    I wish everything looked like it did in mine craft. Just one big cube world.
     
  22. Infinatum

    Infinatum In Totum Ad Perpetuum
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    Granted, but the gravity is weaker and you fly off into space.
    I wish that I had all the airheads in the world.
     
  23. tin77

    tin77 The Tin Can Man

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    Granted, you have a bunch of annoying, angry, stupid people at your disposal.

    I wish that one day we all just woke up in the Massivecraft world for a single day before everything returned back to normal.
     
  24. Legoclub22

    Legoclub22 The Antagonist's Right-Hand

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    Granted, but whatever happens to you in Massivecraft carries over to real life. Nobody realizes this, and as they can't feel pain, they all go and maim/kill each other/themselves via PvP, CRP, failed parkour, etc. A couple hundred people suddenly vanish, only to reappear dead or injured. Eventually, several investigations conclude a single link between all of the victims. A videogame, more specifically, a server called MassiveCraft. Massivecraft staff are imprisoned facing trial and an array of charges from abduction to murder. Massivecraft is shut down permanently for those that remain alive and well.

    I wish that my brain sent/received information at 10,000 times the current speed, allowing me to think and perceive in slow motion, effectively slowing time when desired.
     
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  25. tin77

    tin77 The Tin Can Man

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    Granted but your gets overstrained and you age it quicker than normal.

    I wish I knew why "Stuff" is almost at 200 pages while this is stuck at 113.
     
  26. The Unknown

    The Unknown Regalian Noble

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    Granted, but the knowledge drives you to madness. Some things cannot be understood by mere mortals.

    I wish I had more time to do stuff.
     
  27. AtticCat

    AtticCat haeksen van regalia

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    Granted as you soon realize time and space doesn't truly exist

    I wish I had an imagination
     
  28. The Unknown

    The Unknown Regalian Noble

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    Granted. It's somewhat underwhelming and you wished you had wished for something imaginative -- like the ability to create and change the shape of all kinds of life.

    I wish my package from Amazon arrives soon.
     
  29. Friendly_Gal

    Friendly_Gal The Friendly Background Character

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    Granted, although you were scammed and there is nothing in it.
    I wish I was more determined to do write.
     
  30. AtticCat

    AtticCat haeksen van regalia

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    Granted but your grammar is horrible

    I wish I could own a ton of cats without scaring away men.
     
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  31. Legoclub22

    Legoclub22 The Antagonist's Right-Hand

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    Granted, you're a man-magnet, though your cats personally scare them away with their claws and teeth. While they at first say"Aww, how cute. I love cats", they are soon screaming "GET IT OFF OF ME!! GET IT OFF OF ME!! I'M BLEEDING!!"

    I wish that Factions was restored to it's glory
     
  32. Gwyndo

    Gwyndo Scottish Egg Supremium

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    Granted, but since you didn't specify which "glory" you were talking about, it's been restored to the glory of yesterday.
    So it's pretty much the exact same.

    I wish this wish would be un-corrupt-able.
     
  33. fantuinn

    fantuinn most honest biped in athens Staff Member Lore2

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    Granted, but now there's no wish to be granted. Oops.

    I wish that Speedwagon was a swedish man
     
  34. Legoclub22

    Legoclub22 The Antagonist's Right-Hand

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    Granted, but he destroys Sweden.

    I wish my hands didn't sweat when using my phone
     
  35. tin77

    tin77 The Tin Can Man

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    Granted, you don't have hands anymore. Or a phone. Also you can't sweat so you overheat and die.

    I wish for things to go as well in the end as today and for me to keep that mindset.
     
  36. Legoclub22

    Legoclub22 The Antagonist's Right-Hand

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    Granted, but today is the end. You die blissfully happy as the world ends in horrible ways. You make no attempt to survive, as you have the mindset that the end will go well.

    I wish that I knew how to get a noble title
     
  37. tin77

    tin77 The Tin Can Man

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    Granted but the title occupies you so much that you don't do anything but focus on maintaining your noble status in Massivecraft.

    I wish I didn't have to wait for things to arrive.
     
  38. Legoclub22

    Legoclub22 The Antagonist's Right-Hand

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    Granted, you don't have to wait for anything to arrive. Unfortunately you get into a fight tomorrow, and don't have to wait for any of the hits to arrive. You don't have any time to react, as a barrage of 60 some-odd punches hit your body at once, and you are rendered unconscious. You don't have to wait for death to arrive, either, as you die immediately after being rendered unconscious due to head trauma from 60 punches to the skull.

    I wish that I received a massive amount of land, and a huge estate in the English countryside, along with a large fortune and a Duchy from a will tomorrow.
     
  39. tin77

    tin77 The Tin Can Man

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    Granted but the local peasants riot against you and take over your estate.

    I wish I had courage.
     
  40. Legoclub22

    Legoclub22 The Antagonist's Right-Hand

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    Granted, but not the good kind. You are reckless, and end up getting mauled to death by a mountain lion within a week.

    I wish that I could run two noble houses without falling behind on either.
     

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