Corrupt A Wish!

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Joseph Marini, Jul 12, 2013.

  1. Joseph Marini

    Joseph Marini Just that cool explorer tin77

    Joined:
    Jul 10, 2013
    Messages:
    330
    Likes Received:
    36
    Its a game my friend made up, and I felt like the people on Massivecraft would like to try it!
    How do you play? Its easy, you just wish for something, and then have another person grant it, but alter it in someway.
    Example:
    The wish:​
    I wish to be covered in adora-kittens! ​
    The answer:
    Granted, but the kittens are on fire.​
    Its really fun, and theres only one rule. You cant take something and alter it into a whole entire new thing.​
    Bad example:​
    The wish:​
    I wish for toast!
    The answer:​
    Granted, but the toast turns into a nuke thats about to go off.​
    All of its fictional, and has no effect on the game. Ill start:
    I wish for a texture pack that makes minecraft look like real life! ​
     
    • Winner Winner x 5
  2. Joseph Marini

    Joseph Marini Just that cool explorer tin77

    Joined:
    Jul 10, 2013
    Messages:
    330
    Likes Received:
    36
    Ill start
    I wish to have a texture pack that makes Minecraft look like real life.​
     
  3. Xanderab

    Xanderab Regalian Lesser Noble

    Joined:
    Nov 23, 2012
    Messages:
    556
    Likes Received:
    94
    Granted but the game corrupts every 5 minutes
    My wish: To have an infinite source of money
     
    • Like Like x 1
  4. Film_Noir

    Film_Noir Snowdonian Pirate

    Joined:
    Jan 3, 2013
    Messages:
    1,460
    Likes Received:
    522
    Granted, but the infinite source is on Pluto.
    I wish for a double scoop chocolate ice cream in a waffle cone.
     
    • Creative Creative x 3
  5. Kestenator

    Kestenator Lucas Cinnaeus

    Joined:
    Nov 18, 2012
    Messages:
    191
    Likes Received:
    15
    Granted, but there are fire ants in the cone too.
    I wish for a talking potato.
     
  6. nclytmt

    nclytmt

    Joined:
    Jun 4, 2013
    Messages:
    26
    Likes Received:
    0
    Granted but the potato tempts you into committing horrible crimes

    I wish Notch got skinny
     
  7. Toxiclord

    Toxiclord No chance of roleplaying

    Joined:
    Apr 13, 2013
    Messages:
    1,654
    Likes Received:
    403
    Granted, but he loses every pound on his body, making him nothing but bones.
    Wish: to control the world
     
  8. Skull_man

    Skull_man Regalian Burgher

    Joined:
    Jan 27, 2013
    Messages:
    799
    Likes Received:
    73
    Granted but you soon die of malaria
    I wish for cats.
     
    • Funny Funny x 3
    • Like Like x 1
    • Educated Educated x 1
  9. Joseph Marini

    Joseph Marini Just that cool explorer tin77

    Joined:
    Jul 10, 2013
    Messages:
    330
    Likes Received:
    36
    Wish granted, but the cats are vampires.
    I wish I would be able to buy Bioshock Infinite for free...
     
    • Like Like x 1
    • Powerful Powerful x 1
  10. darkev9001

    darkev9001 The watcher in the background

    Joined:
    Nov 29, 2012
    Messages:
    148
    Likes Received:
    8
    granted, but the game has a virus that crashes the rig. i wish for world peace
     
    • Like Like x 1
  11. Lord_ArchAngel

    Lord_ArchAngel Veteran

    Joined:
    Jul 3, 2012
    Messages:
    583
    Likes Received:
    75
    Granted, but world peace isn't in your world.
    I wish I had 1500 axes skill.
     
    • Funny Funny x 6
    • Like Like x 1
  12. Toxiclord

    Toxiclord No chance of roleplaying

    Joined:
    Apr 13, 2013
    Messages:
    1,654
    Likes Received:
    403
    Granted, but you get banned in the middle of a tense battle 10 minutes later.
    I wish to not be raided As often.
     
    • Like Like x 1
  13. Fassad

    Fassad Retiree (AKA Tawmias/tom633/Llefty)

    Joined:
    Jul 4, 2013
    Messages:
    312
    Likes Received:
    34
    Granted, but once you reach 1500 axes the server is permanently shut down.

    I wish the Viridian Crusade was sabotaged to the point of a total collapse.
     
    • Agree Agree x 2
  14. Joseph Marini

    Joseph Marini Just that cool explorer tin77

    Joined:
    Jul 10, 2013
    Messages:
    330
    Likes Received:
    36
    I guess ill answer both.
    Granted, but now that the raiders are replaced with copies of Mrs.Baver
    Granted, but there last actions before collasping are to blow up your faction.
    I wish I had bread.
     
    • Like Like x 1
  15. Joseph Marini

    Joseph Marini Just that cool explorer tin77

    Joined:
    Jul 10, 2013
    Messages:
    330
    Likes Received:
    36
    People are answering at the same time!!! :O
    Granted, but your arrested after driving 4 miles.
    I still wish I had bread.
     
    • Like Like x 1
  16. Joseph Marini

    Joseph Marini Just that cool explorer tin77

    Joined:
    Jul 10, 2013
    Messages:
    330
    Likes Received:
    36
    Granted, but everyones text is made backwards.
    I wish I could see parts of the lore normal people cant see.
     
    • Constructive Constructive x 1
  17. favoured

    favoured Pink Fluffy Unicorn

    Joined:
    Oct 22, 2012
    Messages:
    2,181
    Likes Received:
    282
    Granted, but the admins ban you for hacking to see more lore.
     
    • Like Like x 1
  18. Kapry

    Kapry factionleader 98

    Joined:
    Jul 2, 2012
    Messages:
    228
    Likes Received:
    105
    I wish favoured would have understood the game and made a wish I could corrupt.
     
    • Funny Funny x 3
  19. JP1976

    JP1976 That's turbonerd to you!

    Joined:
    May 24, 2013
    Messages:
    161
    Likes Received:
    43
    Granted, however your corruption isn't a good one and no one enjoys it,
    I wish I could eat panda express whenever I want.
     
    • Like Like x 2
    • Agree Agree x 1
    • Winner Winner x 1
  20. Lord_ArchAngel

    Lord_ArchAngel Veteran

    Joined:
    Jul 3, 2012
    Messages:
    583
    Likes Received:
    75
    Wish granted but favoreds wish made you corrupted your own instead.
    I wish Osai disbanded
     
  21. Toxiclord

    Toxiclord No chance of roleplaying

    Joined:
    Apr 13, 2013
    Messages:
    1,654
    Likes Received:
    403
    Lord_ArchAngel,
    Granted, But they come back 2 days later and become the Templar Ark destroyers, killing you several times in your /f home, and endlessly brag on about it for weeks to come.
    Wish: A lamborghini.
     
  22. puffy60987

    puffy60987 Shiro

    Joined:
    Mar 13, 2013
    Messages:
    256
    Likes Received:
    58
    Toxiclord Granted! Except 3 days after driving the car it breaks beyond repair! ;(
    My wish: For Tin to stop making "Tin Plans" so we don't keep dying and such! (@Joseph Marini)
     
    • Like Like x 2
  23. favoured

    favoured Pink Fluffy Unicorn

    Joined:
    Oct 22, 2012
    Messages:
    2,181
    Likes Received:
    282
    Granted, but you realize that you secretly enjoyed his "Tin plans" and go into a deep depression after losing them.
    My Wish: To have a legion of 50 extremely active players on Massive who would do my every bidding.
     
  24. Lord_ArchAngel

    Lord_ArchAngel Veteran

    Joined:
    Jul 3, 2012
    Messages:
    583
    Likes Received:
    75
    Granted but those legions were murdered and rage quitted the server
    I wish I had 10k silver
     
  25. favoured

    favoured Pink Fluffy Unicorn

    Joined:
    Oct 22, 2012
    Messages:
    2,181
    Likes Received:
    282
    Granted but the economy crashes so your 10k silver is worth just enough to buy a single diamond.
    I wish that I had the best PC in the world
     
  26. JP1976

    JP1976 That's turbonerd to you!

    Joined:
    May 24, 2013
    Messages:
    161
    Likes Received:
    43
    granted but its gets a virus after one use and is totally wrecked.
    I wish I could have panda express whenever I want.
     
  27. AussieDog2012

    AussieDog2012 Still kickin

    Joined:
    Jan 20, 2013
    Messages:
    188
    Likes Received:
    28
    Granted but you already wished that wish and you can't have the same wish twice.
    I wish to be the very best, like no one ever was.
     
  28. Joseph Marini

    Joseph Marini Just that cool explorer tin77

    Joined:
    Jul 10, 2013
    Messages:
    330
    Likes Received:
    36
    Granted, but pokemon come and drag you out to the wild to feast on your corspe.
    I wish for a giant castle, full of people who worship me.
     
    • Winner Winner x 1
  29. CommXbox

    CommXbox Marac, Owner of Echta/Ikkath, Sultros Warchief

    Joined:
    Jun 19, 2013
    Messages:
    192
    Likes Received:
    5
    Granted, But the people are demons who try to sacrifice you.
    I wish for Fallout 4 to come out early.
     
  30. favoured

    favoured Pink Fluffy Unicorn

    Joined:
    Oct 22, 2012
    Messages:
    2,181
    Likes Received:
    282
    Granted, but it turns out to be horribly rushed and destroys the Fallout franchise.
    I wish that Halo 4 was more friendly towards machinima makers.
     
  31. Lord_ArchAngel

    Lord_ArchAngel Veteran

    Joined:
    Jul 3, 2012
    Messages:
    583
    Likes Received:
    75
    Wish granted but too many people made bad quality machinima.
    I wish people stopped wear hoodie and modern day skins on a Medieval server
     
  32. favoured

    favoured Pink Fluffy Unicorn

    Joined:
    Oct 22, 2012
    Messages:
    2,181
    Likes Received:
    282
    Granted but they all start wearing nude skins instead.
    I wish my wish wouldn't be corrupted.
     
    • Funny Funny x 1
  33. alex040401

    alex040401 Darek Rebir, a Dwarf (I think?)

    Joined:
    Mar 25, 2013
    Messages:
    122
    Likes Received:
    4
    Wish granted, but you can no longer make wishes.
    I wish that I was a 9th Officer.
     
  34. CommXbox

    CommXbox Marac, Owner of Echta/Ikkath, Sultros Warchief

    Joined:
    Jun 19, 2013
    Messages:
    192
    Likes Received:
    5
    Granted, But when you get promoted the faction closes down.
    I wish for a cheese fondue fountain.
     
  35. alex040401

    alex040401 Darek Rebir, a Dwarf (I think?)

    Joined:
    Mar 25, 2013
    Messages:
    122
    Likes Received:
    4
    Granted, but a fat kid has stuck his hands in it, then locked the cheese off, then repeated the process 3 times.
    I want an unlimited supply of root beer.
     
  36. Joseph Marini

    Joseph Marini Just that cool explorer tin77

    Joined:
    Jul 10, 2013
    Messages:
    330
    Likes Received:
    36
    Granted, but the root beer "Goes straight to your thighs! And then you blow up!"
    I wish I would stop being distracted by the forums, and finally work on the book Im writing.
     
    • Funny Funny x 3
  37. Im00ownu

    Im00ownu Beggar

    Joined:
    Nov 30, 2012
    Messages:
    201
    Likes Received:
    3
    Granted, but when you finish the book, you are murdered
    I wish I was an admin
     
    • Optimistic Optimistic x 1
  38. Joseph Marini

    Joseph Marini Just that cool explorer tin77

    Joined:
    Jul 10, 2013
    Messages:
    330
    Likes Received:
    36
    Granted, but Tom learns you hacked admin, and warps you to a room to be torn apart bit by bit in real life and in game.
    I wish that I could obtain every PSN achievement there is.
     
    • Funny Funny x 1
  39. Mecharic

    Mecharic I'm tempermental, deal with it.
    1. The Second Alliance

    Joined:
    Jul 2, 2012
    Messages:
    5,639
    Likes Received:
    1,043
    Granted, but then PSN goes out of style and no one cares.
    I wish I could fight.
     
  40. Im00ownu

    Im00ownu Beggar

    Joined:
    Nov 30, 2012
    Messages:
    201
    Likes Received:
    3
    Granted, but every wound you inflict, the same happens to you
    I wish I lived in a huge mansion
     

Share This Page