Caffe Maria

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Ever wanted to travel to a southern paradise with all the exquisite class and taste that you deserve, without having to leave the city? Introducing Caffè Maria, the latest hotspot for the young and trendy to catch their caffeine buzz and swap stories with friends. Caffè Maria is the premiere Dressolini venue for kaffee, gelato, wine, and pastries among others available to commoners and nobles alike.

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Menu
(Note: All drinks are served at the counter, seating and service available for 10r surcharge.)

Caffè - 4r
  • Lampeportan - Lampeportan caffè is markedly stronger and more concentrated than Milenese. Typically suggested for those that are accustomed to stronger kaffee and those in need of a stronger flavour and energy boost. Perfect for those long assemblies or diplomatic meetings.
  • Napolitano - Napolitano caffè is the next step up from Milenese, but isn't quite as concentrated or strong as Lampeportan. Typically suggested for those that do not drink kaffee religiously, but need a pick-me-up.
  • Milenese - Milenese caffè is a lighter concentration of caffèine than Lampeportan with a softer taste. Perfect for any time or a 'starter' for leading into stronger kaffee.
AM Exclusives - 5r (Lampeportan caffè available at +2r)​
  • Cappuccino - Napolitano or Milenese caffè with fresh steamed and foamed milk.
    • Flavours: Caramel, Mocha, Vanilla, Honey, Peppermint, Raspberry, Cinnamon, Hazelnut, Pumpkin Spice
    • Add-ons: Cinnamon Powder, brown sugar, cacao powder -- +2r/each
  • Caffè Latte - Napolitano or Milenese caffè, more steamed milk, less foamed milk.
    • Flavours: Caramel, Mocha, Vanilla, Honey, Cinnamon, Hazelnut, Pumpkin Spice
    • Add-ons: Cinnamon Powder, brown sugar, cacao powder -- +2r/each
  • Latte Macchiato - Freshly steamed milk with a splash of Napolitano or Milenese caffè.
    • Flavours: Caramel, Mocha, Vanilla, Hazelnut, Pumpkin Spice
    • Add-ons: Cinnamon Powder, brown sugar, cacao powder
All Day - 6r
  • Caffè Macchiato - Lampeportan, Napolitano, or Milenese caffè with a splash of fresh, frothed milk.
    • Flavours: Caramel, Mocha, Honey, Peppermint, Raspberry, Cinnamon
    • Add-ons: Cacao Powder, Cinnamon Powder, Brown Sugar -- +2r/each
  • Caffè Corretto - Digestivo; Lampeportan or Napolitano caffè with a splash of Grappa or Sambuca.
  • Caffè Regaliano - Lampeportan, Napolitano, or Milenese caffè diluted with hot water. Recommended for those looking for that basic kaffee taste. Why are you even here?
    • Flavours: Caramel, Mocha, Vanilla, Honey, Peppermint, Raspberry, Cinnamon, Hazelnut, Pumpkin Spice
  • Caffè al Ginseng - Lampeportan or Napolitano caffè brewed with ginseng extract. A Dressolini replacement for the Sihai Chai Tea Latte.
  • Caffè d'Orzo - caffè "adjacent," suggested for those who are sensitive to caffèine or are recovering from kaffee addiction. All the taste, none of the jitter.
Specialty Ice Blends - 8r
  • Caffè Frappe - Iced Kaffee blended with ice cream and ice, topped with a dollop of whipped cream and drizzled with syrup.
    • Flavours: Caramel, Mocha, Vanilla, Honey, Peppermint, Raspberry, Cinnamon, Hazelnut, Pumpkin Spice, Cookies & Creme, Caramel Turtle
    • Add-ons: Chocolate Drizzle, Caramel Drizzle, Pumpkin Spice Powder, Cacao Powder, Crumbled Cookies & Creme, Crumbled Chocolate Chip Cookies, Chocolate Chips, Toffee Pieces -- +2r/each
  • Caffè Frappelini - Iced Kaffee blended with ice, topped with a dollop of whipped cream and drizzled with syrup. Similar to the Caffè Frappe, with no ice cream and more kaffee.
    • Flavours: Caramel, Mocha, Vanilla, Honey, Peppermint, Raspberry, Cinnamon, Hazelnut, Pumpkin Spice, Cookies & Creme, Caramel Turtle
    • Add-ons: Chocolate Drizzle, Caramel Drizzle, Pumpkin Spice Powder, Cacao Powder, Crumbled Cookies & Creme, Crumbled Chocolate Chip Cookies, Chocolate Chips, Toffee Pieces -- +2r/each
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Non-Kaffee Drinks
  • Cioccolata Calda - Original Lampeporta hot chocolate. Served thick with fresh whipped cream. - 7r
  • Tea - Sweet, Unsweet, Half/Half (Lemonade/Tea), Peach, Mango, Lemon -- 5r
  • Water - Boiled & chilled for a refreshing, clean experience -- 1r
  • Lemonade - Standard or Strawberry -- 5r
  • Juice - Orange, Pineapple, Mango, Pomegranate, Apple, Grape -- 5r
  • Root Beer - A fizzy drink made from the root bark of the Sassafras tree or vines of the Sarsaparilla. Sharp, sometimes spicy. -- 6r
  • Dressolini Cream Pop - Lampeportan Root Beer mixed with cream for a smoother, less sharp taste. -- 6r
  • Wine - Exclusively Dressolini brands. Red & White. -- 11r/glass, 55r/bottle (~6 glasses/bottle)
    • Sangiovese (Tart & Savoury, Red. 15%)
    • Tenutia dell'Ornellaia (Bold, Red. 15%)
    • Bruno Giacosa Collina Rionda (Savoury & Classic, Red. 13%)
    • Quintarelli Amarone (Rich & Intense, Red. 16.5%)
    • Gigi Graez (Bright & Citrusy, White. 13%)
    • Ornellaia Uesta Biaco (Tropical & Balanced, White. 13.5%)
    • Pietracupa di Tufo (Tropical & Balanced, White. 13%)
    • Vigne Marina Coppi (Green & Flinty, White. 14.5%)
  • Beer - Lavetti, regular or red - 4r
  • Ale - Pale & Dark Brew -- 4r
  • Whiskey - Gallovian -- 8r
  • Rum - Limited supply. Inquire before ordering. -- 10r
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Pastries
  • Cassatelle - deep-fried Dressolini pastry with a sugary filling enclosed within two layers of dough, complemented with white wine or Marsala. Sweetened, lemon-flavoured, ricotta cheese & chocolate. Dusted with powdered sugar or cinnamon. -- 2r/single, 20r/dozen
  • Struffoli - small, deep-fried balls of dough soaked in honey. Coloured sprinkles or sugar optional toppings. -- 8r/dozen
  • Castagnole - sweet, fried or baked dough, either filled with cream, chocolate, or kaffee, or topped with honey. Crunchy on the outside, soft and heavenly on the inside. -- 15r/dozen
  • Pasticciotto - a shortcrust pastry filled with cream. -- 3r/single, 30r/dozen
  • Bomboloni - Dressolini deep-fried doughnuts, dusted with fine sugar and filled with a custard cream or chocolate cream. Comes in raspberry, lemon, classic, or chocolate. -- 4r/single, 40r/dozen
  • Chiacchiere - flat, fried, fluffy pastry topped with powdered sugar and served with chocolate pudding. -- 10r/dozen
  • Zeppole - fried dough topped with sugar and over-filled with custard, jelly, pastry cream, or honey butter. Topped with a dollop of chocolate. Custard comes in raspberry, lemon, strawberry, or chocolate. -- 5r/single, 50r/dozen
  • Sfogliatella
    • Riccia - elaborate pastry made with multiple layers of paper-thin dough arranged in a clam-shaped pocket, filled with a rich custard cream and black cherries preserved in syrup. Dusted with powdered sugar. -- 8r
    • Frolla - filled with the same rich custard cream and black cherries, the frolla version of sfogliatella is round-shaped and made with shortcrust pastry. Dusted with powdered sugar. -- 8r
  • Cannoli - decadent, crispy fried pastry tubes filled with rich ricotta cheese cream. Flavoured with cocoa, suet, and Marsala wine - enriched with orange blossom water, candied orange peel, chocolate, zuccata candied pumpkin, or finely chopped pistachios. -- 7r/each
  • Tiramisu - a Dressolini dessert consisting of layers of sponge cake soaked in kaffee and brandy or liqueur with powdered chocolate and mascarpone cheese. -- 8r/slice
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Gelato
Cone or Cup: Small - 5r // Medium - 7r // Large - 9r
  • Crema - custard
  • Fior di Latte - milk cream & vanilla
  • Stracciatella - vanilla with crunchy chocolate
  • Cioccolato - chocolate
  • Cioccolato Fondente - dark chocolate
  • Menta - mint
  • Dulce de Leche - caramel
  • Fragola - strawberry
  • Amarena - cherry
  • Mango - mango
  • Limone - lemon
  • Noce di Cocco - coconut
  • Nocciola - hazelnut
  • Pistacchio - pistachio
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Pizzas -- 20r

Pizza supplied by Pizzeria La Divina -- Delivery charge ranges from 20r all the way to 70r depending on distance.
Please send a courier at least an hour and a half before food is needed.
  • Affumicata (B) - fiordilatte, speck, scamorza, aceto balsamico, rucola
  • Capricciosa - pomodoro, fiordilatte, cotto, olive, funghi, carciofini
  • Genovese (B) - fiordilatte, pesto alla genovese, pinoli, stracchino, grana
  • Prosciutto e Funghi - pomodoro, mozzarella, cotto, champignon
  • Margherita - pomodoro, mozzarella, basilico
  • Napoli - pomodoro, mozzarella, capperi, acciughe, oregano
  • Quattro Stagioni - pomodoro, mozzarella, cotto, champignon, olive, carciofini
  • Primavera - pomodoro, mozzarella di bufala, pomodorini, rucola, grana
  • Salame - pomodoro, mozzarella, salame piccante
  • Special Order: The Prince's Feast -- shredded chicken, beef sausage, bacon crumbles, thin slices of ham with pineapple, red, and green peppers, onion, and decorated with barbecue sauce. A Howlester exclusive.
  • Custom Pies -- Pizzeria La Divina also offers customised pizzas, both of the standard and dessert variety.
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Staff

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Interested in working for Caffè Maria? Inquire in-character or ask for an interview on discord at Azas#8462​
 
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We had a very special customer yesterday! Rey had some pistacchio gelato and was on her seaward journey not long after. You never know who you'll run into at Caffè Maria.
 
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I don't know how Rey keeps getting in but SHE'S BEHIND THE ACTUAL COUNTER NOW. There you have it - if you aren't hanging at Caffè Maria, you are a racist against turtles.