A Public Notice; Shut Up

[Jupiter6700]

This letter, although not signed, had calligraphic skill put into it, suggesting either a noble or an author wrote this work of art.
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I was reading the Notice Board the other day when the most peculiar thing happened that usually does not happen when regarding the Notice Board; I didn't care for any story. One of these notices was of two knights squabbling like five year old hatchlings over really nothing. I would like to introduce Ser Karp and Miss Lina to something called the courier system, a thing in which you can privately send letters to each other without making false threats that truly no one cares about lest they're drunk. What should go on the Notice Board I ask? Well, Noble Orders, Important PUBLIC Information, Or Missing Person Notifications. What shouldn't be on the Notice Board? Well, Childish Squabbles, Your Awful Poetry, and Drunken Statements. So please, when I say no one cares, just know that literally no one wants to hear about your personal life because you are very, very boring.

Spoiler: For Those Smart Enough to Flip the Letter.

If you are reading this, I would like you to know that you have too much time on your hands and that this is satirical and meant to bring up the overall mood of Regalia. But seriously, no one wants to know about you so please shut up so the rest of us can focus on the IMPORTANT qualities of Regalia.

 

[milkdudders_]

Selene snickers as she reads it, mirth stretching her smile as she heads home.

 

[AtticCat]

Winifred Marth would stick a small note underneath that said "You first."

 

[KytilSeren]

All that this notice would receive is a small symbol of a Thunderbird as support for this satirical piece of literature.

 

[Ailethi]

A dark-furred Varran stopped at the notice board with a squint, drawing up some totally not stolen ink to write upon the bottom corner.

"No yous."

@Aurelian30k

 

[Nirnro0t]

Fen'nan arched a brow as she read this over.
"Isn't this also a bloody waste of time?"

 

[Pellaeon]

 

[Vivamente]

Aleck grumbled lowly, punching Abelhard square in the shoulder. "You started this fuckwit! Now every prick is joining in."

@FieriFanAccount

 

[Caelamus]

A certain Url found himself musing over the various copies of the noticeboard on the daily paper while spending the evening on the lounge waiting for their dinner to finish cooking. Glancing over and skimming through the growing inflammation on the notice board. Taking a sip from his overly sweetened Kaffee. It wasn't before long they beckoned Aeawyn over to take a look as well. @Lazzulai

 

[Lazzulai]

Aeawyn shuffled over to the Url as they beckoned her over, peering over the paper in Ingemar's hands. "Honestly what's the point of the notice board anymore?" The Oberron shook her head. @Caelamus

 

[weatherbyrd]

Abelhard scowled, drawing his fist back to cuff Aleck on the shoulder in return, hissing "T'fuck am I s'posed to do? Watch as our fine system of bulletins is ruined by irresponsible dipshits? Bloody-- Can't we get the Lord Commander to do something about this bullshite?"

@Vivamente

 

[Vivamente]

Aleck grumbled lowly, letting his iron clad shoulder get pummeled by the man. "What the fuck is he going to do about it? It's a public notice board dipshit."

@FieriFanAccount

 

[weatherbyrd]

"Ban stupid people?" he said, shrugging.

@Vivamente

 

[KytilSeren]

There would be a replacement copy of this notice, but the only difference is that the Thunderbird symbol was removed.

It seemed someone wanted to recant their support for this notice after some time though it was highly satirical in nature. Even more ominous is that after an hour, there was a small note on the notice board for all to read. It said the following:

"Stop."

 

[Silver_Ag47]

"Qualities what qualities. The shitstained ones?" Asan muttered.