An addendum, written in red ink with carefully practiced lettering would find itself attached to this bounty.
Let this be a lesson to all scholars of the Undercity to do your own research, lest you fumble and feed a deserving ego. You are either a very good pot stirrer, or a very bad member of your Order.
Out of all of the lovely things I have been called throughout the years, the one thing I am not is a plagiarist. This Storm was not by my hand directly, but by someone I will protect, as I have sworn to do for all that seek to broaden their horizons past the trash you find yourself stewing in so comfortably.
Now reread that last paragraph carefully, as it implies something important. Return here once you're ready for the answer.
I can still do it, and I will do it again.
Then, and only then, is when you can cry to the people you've said oppress you about how I did what I promised, you ungrateful den of children.
All the best,
Mesmessei, Knower of Many Things
Brief Addendum: My nose is not that flat. You're better off getting tips with your dead-eyed demeanor peddling cheap whiskey than with caricatures.