A Hopefully Not Awkward Hello

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Hello all, I am a normal teenage girl who is living a completely normal life in the insanely proud and maybe-a-bit-on-a-downwards-trend United States of America. I'll try to not bore you with this hopefully not awkward introduction. Key word: I'll try.

To me, every formal introduction starts with a name. But names are boring and I promised to try not to bore the one person who decides to read my inevitably awkward introduction. The meaning behind a name is far more interesting. My name means "she who entangles with men". I find it so ironic that my friends joke I don't even know what a boy is. I guess names don't preceded you, or at least that is true in my case. I can only dream of the day when a boy will finally give me a passing glance.

It's been four months of me sitting here, stalking the forums, stalking people, stalking roleplays. I guess it's time for an introduction. I know about 0.7 people on this server. Four months. I hope that's says something about me. Now onto the long list of things I like:

I like hot, humid sweltering days where your hair frizzes into tiny loops of craziness and your only though in the entire world is when you are going to eat your next ice cream cone. I love standing in the mist while little droplets of rain cascade down from the grey sky and melt onto your hand. I like staying up until the sky darkens and all you can see are a million little bright stars dotting the endless black abyss that surrounds you. I love the feeling that you get when your head hits your soft pillow after a long and stressful day. I like sleepovers where you gossip until the first light of dawn rushes through the glass windows. I love when I'm home alone and all I can hear is the soft sound of my own breathing echoing off the four walls of whatever room I'm in. I like when a stranger holds the door open for me or flashes me a kind smile. I love avidly flipping through the pages of a book I can't put down. I like the feeling of a warm and embracing hug. I love listening to the pitter-patter of the rain while falling asleep under a thick layer of blankets. I love playing minecraft to my heart's desire. I like math. I like dreaming. I like friends. I like family. I like cats. I like getting an A. I like laughing. I like boys. I like music. I like memories. I like scrabble. I like sunrises. I like sunsets. I like sugar. I like winning. I like summer. I like jokes. I like approval. I like praise. I like life.

I hope I didn't bore you.

I know I'm cringey but I'll survive.
 
Hi normal teenage girl, I am also normal teenage girl, it is nice to meet you!

Also this is awkward teenage boy, @MrSpideyPool, hate him with all your being
 
Reading this actually really made me feel 100% relaxed and 0% bored.
Good read. Oh and I also love to listen to the raining outside when I'm in my bed with a layer of blankets covering me! But who doesn't?
 
Do you see this lizard. I want you to think VERY hard about this question. Do you see it?
Contemplate it deep in your mind. Close your eyes, plant your feet solidtly in the ground and straighten your back. Clear your mind of all thoughts and relax. You will now imagine yourself in a train. The train is moving. You look down the hall and you see this lizard. Do you see it? Think about it. You see this lizard. Or do you?
Now you are afraid. But we must delve further in. All the way down.
You get up, and walk up to the lizard. As you see the goat you realize there is more creatures in the train.
There is a monkey, it looks at you. It's eyes are black. It terrifies you.
You step back, there is a goat. You trip over the goat. It pins you to the ground.
Now you are afraid. But we must delve further in. All the way down. Nomen sas. Nomen Sas.
The animals start to lick your toes, you feet, your legs, your belly. It tickles.
Now you are afraid. But we delve further in. All the way down.
The lizard crawls onto your face, and it looks down at you. It has a cute little face instead of it's snout ~Donald J. Trump
Now you are afraid. But we must delve further in. All the way down.
The lizard starts to build a wall. But suddently. The Monkey comes. The monkey has a face too. A womans face. The monkey starts to tear down the wall. There you lie for four years.
Nomen Sas. Nomen Sas.
Now, you are relaxed. Open your eyes. And now, you have found salvation and resolution.
The lesson is complete.

Hello nice to meet you and welcome to the serv, u seem like a nice lass and I hope to rp with u sometime ^-^
 
Do you see this lizard. I want you to think VERY hard about this question. Do you see it?
Contemplate it deep in your mind. Close your eyes, plant your feet solidtly in the ground and straighten your back. Clear your mind of all thoughts and relax. You will now imagine yourself in a train. The train is moving. You look down the hall and you see this lizard. Do you see it? Think about it. You see this lizard. Or do you?
Now you are afraid. But we must delve further in. All the way down.
You get up, and walk up to the lizard. As you see the goat you realize there is more creatures in the train.
There is a monkey, it looks at you. It's eyes are black. It terrifies you.
You step back, there is a goat. You trip over the goat. It pins you to the ground.
Now you are afraid. But we must delve further in. All the way down. Nomen sas. Nomen Sas.
The animals start to lick your toes, you feet, your legs, your belly. It tickles.
Now you are afraid. But we delve further in. All the way down.
The lizard crawls onto your face, and it looks down at you. It has a cute little face instead of it's snout ~Donald J. Trump
Now you are afraid. But we must delve further in. All the way down.
The lizard starts to build a wall. But suddently. The Monkey comes. The monkey has a face too. A womans face. The monkey starts to tear down the wall. There you lie for four years.
Nomen Sas. Nomen Sas.
Now, you are relaxed. Open your eyes. And now, you have found salvation and resolution.
The lesson is complete.

Hello nice to meet you and welcome to the serv, u seem like a nice lass and I hope to rp with u sometime ^-^
Oh. Nice read. XD